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"A wise man once said. . . . . .Don't break my stuff unless you plan on paying for repairs." 》#DCRP OC 》FC - Clint Barton 》18+ 》Dark themes 》Friendly writer "Because I 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 get 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 enough to fix this 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐩." #DCRP | #MVRP

Yeah, had some customers think they were very funny.

She's a thot?

|| Cienn doesn't know everyone was resurrected at the end of the event but the guilt has carried with her ever since then

|| this is unhinged pfffft

It must've been a different one. It was eight years ago. I was taken from earth and put into a tournament. They said if we didn't kill each other, they'd kill us. There was another Lantern. I don't remember his name. We fought. I won. I guess I just had to admit to that to someone.

Once you get brought back a few times it starts to feel natural to joke about it.

Did you ever go through a tournament called Warworld? Or one by Mongul?

You're a Green Lantern, right?

@artistgreenlantern.bsky.social Hey, you got a minute?

Sex on the beach? ❌ Sex on a squeaky bed frame? ❌ Sex in a hotel room with paper thin walls? ❌ Sex in a gorgeous cabin retreat with no one for miles in any direction so no one can hear you scream? ❌ That's a horror movie Sex where both parties are comfortable and consent? ✅

[Cienn brought over a small container, white with gold letters and black outline that spelled out 'Dark Delights' in a curvy font.] Here you go, Kiku.

[it wasn't long before she came over with a dozen freshly-covered cinnamon rolls in a box and slid it over to him. The box was white with gold lettering outlined in black that read 'Dark Delights' in a curvy font.] Here you are!

Okay! I can get a little box for them if you want?

Coming right up, nice and fresh.

How many?

Anyone want cinnamon rolls?

Ripley has been so good lately, I think she deserves a few extra treats today.

If we ever move into a creepy-ass creaky farm house out in the countryside and I start trying on some dead woman's clothing, just take me to the exorcist immediately.

I am not commenting on any of this.

I avoid honey mustard because it has 'mustard' in the name.

mustard is atrocious and only good in very specific amounts that 0.01% of people can get right.

Mustard... my enemy.

|| August 26th I will be losing my mind to the Halo x Helldivers warbond, I need it injected directly into my heart

Aliens loose, vampires running amok, my daughter both hates me but also came here specifically to be with me? I'm pregnant, have to plan a wedding, and I still need to sell my bakery. Can I deal with one of these at a time? No? Okay, I'll just scream.

Oh? A big monster terrorizing the streets? She's noping off-planet. Caring for two now.

|| Arkham Knight made me hate the Riddler.

|| @nomorehunting.bsky.social have you seen the queenandlion shorts on Spider-Man crashing out while in the black suit? I'm sure you know the events, but the way he narrates it is so funny

Uh oh!

|| me: watching my toddler close the gate. "Why are you locking me in here?" my toddler: "Because I don't like you anymore and I want you to stay in there."

I don't know what to do about Hallie... This version of Hallie is so different than the confident soldier I met the first time around.

|| balding is NOT in my family, both my grandpas still have very full heads of hair

his reaction was so far from what she expected, she started giggling. "You're a dork."

I wouldn't even strictly say I'm an atheist, it's just like, when your parent does everything a god apparently can, then why worship any?

No one should be owned by another person.

I don't know if he deserves itching powder in his underwear...

|| unfortunately the horrid notification system has been about the same since the start. There's talk of a revamp in one of their blog posts but they also have a dev list that's a mile long, including better GIF support, group DMs and media in DMs. It's been over a year since I joined here and

Infuriating.

Oh, that's funny.

emotional constipation...

💢

[Taking it and studying the number.] Capeesh. I got you.

Get home safe, okay?

“Yeah. Sorry, did you think I was joking?”

“Uh, try Dracula?”

A fun bat person...

I'm just barely pregnant for the first time! I am too young! Hallie's got some time travel stuff going on.