That's a situation... what are you going to do?

Oh congratulations!! I can do Monday, what time?

"I will definitely take you up on that... I think I need to have as much support as I can get. When can I set up an appointment?"

Wow. We might be a lot more alike than I thought. If your shadow god gets, uh, displaces or dies or whatever, don't stick me in there.

What, you not fully human either?

Thanks.

Oh God I'm not human so I can't go by human expectations for pregnancy.

I can't say anything.

Dying is kind of an embarrassing topic for me.

You could pretend it wasn't. It's unlikely to happen again.

My life has been a fairly tale for as long as I can remember.

Transforming into a gigantic dragon and nearly destroying the settlement wasn't bad enough?

It was! She's better now.

At least if she gets angry now, she doesn't turn into a giant dragon and destroy everything.

"Don't spill my secrets!"

"I thought Hallie was a handful."

oh. Uh. You don't seem to have a need for them.

The nice thing about chicken casseroles is that they're extremely difficult to mess up.

I so heavily censored myself right there...

Oh.

If we get really technical, I could teleport it out of me.

When I have this baby I'm going to psychically transfer the pain over to you.

[handing it to the Doctor in a nice box] there are utensils inside, because the goblins kept complaining I didn't include utensils.

I actually do! The last one left!

Eh, it's kind of in a loose point in the continuity, but I count it just to watch them all.

Uh, how many do you know?

Damn. Same. You want a cake?

Thank you!

Preganonant.

I kept it pretty down-low. It isn't even really showing yet.

What are you at the end of the day?

They have really big eyes and they said "please"...

If it does, you should probably see an exorcist.

You know if they have sticky hands, it'll be your fault, right?

Oh. Well. I'm also an outlier. I'm not even human. Actually, the version of me you're talking to is basically sentient goop...

WOW? Aren't you like hella old???

Take your time. I'm turning 25 stoon and I think I'm still on the young side of the spectrum.

Hah, yeah...

It's not okay that they hurt you, but it is okay to decide you're not ready or just don't want to have kids. I support your decision.

Oh. Well, yeah, I guess.

I had that thought for a long time, too. I thought, what if my kid turns out like my mom? I didn't. I'll make sure I don't. But I'd never try to talk someone into having a kid they don't want, or don't think they can take care of.

I'M LITERALLY PREGNANT? WITH OUR CHILD?

"I can teach Clarice how to make some bread."

I'm spooky?

I know. ♥️