Every time it’s hot weather there’s always some melt on facebook invoking the memory of 1976.

It took us about 5 years but finally had these lights replaced

When you’re about 8 pints in at a wedding.

I think we can still win this

* prepares gif of that lady saying ‘not another one!’ *

Happy Friday to all those that celebrate.

When someone asks what celebrity death effected me the most…

Our dog is a wrong un. She just gobbles her medication unassisted.

Oh no I hope it can swim

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Praying for everyone’s fence panels and roof tiles.

Storm ‘alright Dave?’ Is kicking in.

Sometimes, the system works.

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Remember when twitter was insufferable before it was intolerable? Good times.

Top tip, don’t get a caught out by fluctuating fuel prices by only ever buying 20 quids worth.

The dogs officially marked the first signs of spring by basking on the decking.

How long until they get doom running on a bunch of Petri dish neurons.

I don’t know what the Manosphere is but I am a spherical man.

:^)

international women’s day

My smart watch keeps telling me to close my ring which is a bit personal

Happy Friday blue sky. I deleted Twitter a few weeks back and I feel lighter for it. There’s only so many times you can scroll past the worst thing you’ve ever seen until it starts to wear thin.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

My watch told me that the dishwasher needed a firmware update. What a world.

Just accidentally caught sight of myself on my laptop camera. Instantly googled how to disable my laptop camera 👍🥴

That moment when you use facial recognition for age verification and it doesn’t argue 🥲

My back door has swollen in the extreme heat.

I rarely go on cam on teams but we’ve been asked too for a training course. I caught myself in profile and… good god. How’s it possible to have no chin and a double chin at the same time.

Happy Friday blues sky

I like big buts. I also like big if’s.

Happy Friday Bluesky. Despite it all.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

I’m starting a new exercise regimen, I’m hoping by the end I’ll just be dangerously unfit.

Happy Friday Bluesky.

Taking wellman 50+ in my late forties because I’m always ahead of the game.

Good lord 🥵

Fewmin

I regret telling the mouse to f*cking get on with it.

Big amps

Alright calm down I’ve not been well 🥵 #eurovision #finland

Can’t help thinking they should be singing Be our guest

I’ve got my life savings riding on these #eurovision #uk ( a tenner )

This what you need, a musical interlude in song contest.

Is that Liz truss? #eurovision

I’ve a good feeling about the Eurovision. This is going to be our year.

I’ve had food poisoning since about thurs. it’s made me realise the bugs I had in the past weren’t food poisoning because…bloody nora.

Seems a bit extreme, they should maybe try competitive pricing first.