it's also gonna be hilarious watching their inevitable effort to turn him into some kind of a saint crash and burn even worse than the charlie kirk canonization show

on the day after it happens, there's gonna be a lot of people saying they never supported him and how could you say otherwise, you monster

This man is a monster. He has no human empathy. He is an embarrassment to this country. People lost their jobs and are still being hounded because of much more banal comments about Charlie Kirk.

I'm especially good at expectorating on this

This guy disarming the terrorist at Bondi Beach, Australia, can only be described as hero.

chat i sputtered

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

“likening useless business dipshits to people who actually built things” is such a perfect distillation of insipid capitalist media brain. high-fiving everyone involved in this imagery to thank them for their service.

🧵An orange skinned lying old creep At his cabinet meeting did sleep Even Little Marco of State Could not desomnolate The shitweasel's REMs were too deep!

I know there's a lot of other massive problems with "AI," but as a techie and a PC builder I am GODDAMNED FUCKING SICK of some stupid hype bubble designed to fleece investors and nothing else ruining my hobby. Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM. Fuck you all.

this walking clownshow name-drops decades-old science fiction tropes and cliches - without even understanding them well! - too boring and worn-out to sell as fiction, while the tech press and the investment bankers with more money than brains praise his lame-ass bullshit as genius

Gee, if you thought the tariffs were driving up prices, wait till you see what the lack of international law on the seas does!

A new investigation has revealed that grocery delivery service Instacart is using a covert, AI-powered dynamic pricing scheme to charge customers different prices for the same items — potentially costing households over $1,000 more a year.

George Retes is a U.S. citizen and Iraq war veteran. He was detained by ICE and held in solitary confinement for three days without explanation. George shared his story before Congress to make sure no American has to endure the same abuse he did.

ONE NIGHT ONLY ELUCIDATION of the FIERY PRINCIPLE Prof. JAMES Q. FALLON welcomes ~* in conversation *~ The World's LEADING PROPONENT of PHLOGISTON RESEARCH and its DIVERS USES to Improve Work-a-day Life, Society, and FUTURE INVENTION Herr Doktor J. H. POTT ~* direct from Prussia *~

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

"If you could talk to a creepy animatronic puppet and pretend that it was your dead grandmother, would you?" <-- Fixed the headline for you

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning. Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon.

Insert a movie into another movie: Destination Moonstruck

Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...

owning a cybertruck is already wearing a sign that says I MAY HAVE MONEY BUT I'M STILL A LOSER - but putting a robot doll on the dashboard just adds that extra cherry on the top of your loser sundae

Extraordinary WSJ reporting today that unveils the extent to which Trump, Witkoff, Kushner and US business executives are salivating over business deals with Russia while Putin’s forces kidnap Ukranian children and bomb civilians in their apartments. 🎁 www.wsj.com/world/russia...

My mother taught me this recipe.

The moneyed class has been working since the 1970s to make higher education unaffordable to ordinary people, and it appears they are on the edge of succeeding.

Do you still say there's nothing to chaos theory?

Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan. And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

and as we all know, james a. garfield was almost immediately reincarnated as nelson van alden

in the future the work of inflating bubbles and then collapsing the entire economy will be done by AI. what used to take years will be done in mere minutes!

Mainstream news covered the Jeffrey Epstein emails related to ppl like Trump. Today, I want to take a look at Epstein's correspondence with prominent atheist and physicist Lawrence Krauss, who asked the pedophile's advice on responding to accusations of sexual assault skepchick.org/2025/11/so-i...

she did it all for love of the father land

It's very interesting how the media pushed the line that arresting politicians 'makes you a banana republic' when the reverse is absolutely true.

"you know Grandma, I've been thinking about the fact that you voted for trump three times, and then you lost your Medicare, but you still supported him, and look at the fucking world we have to live in now; I'd just like to hear you say you're sorry."

megynkelly (n) : the act of minimizing disgusting and criminal behavior by your cult leader or associated sociopaths by pointing out that it might, in some cases, be generously construed as not-actually-technically pedophilia

The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.

grok do magnets work when they're wet, think very carefully about the next words you are about to say

I have a friend who is using "AI" to "write" "his" "novel". I cannot persuade him that this is a bad idea. And the text is pure drek. What are we doing to ourselves?

we are hurtling toward a reckoning, when we must ask ourselves whether we are willing, as a nation, to continue to tolerate all this just in order to maintain stephen miller's erection

they voted for bread and circuses, but now the clown has taken the bread.

Did women ruin the workplace? I sat down with the authors of “Women Ruined the Workplace” and “Women Should Be Stay At Home Housewives” to get some answers. -Ross Douthat (I’m only very slightly exagerating)

If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-...

Dear Ross: fuck off. then fuck all the way off. no, all the fucking way off. then fuck you, you fucking wanker.

DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump newrepublic.com/post/202813/...

I am 100% confident that "ross douthat" has complained about being forced to learn how to pronounce "zohran mamdani"

Sympathy for former prince and the royal family. Nothing about the women brutally assaulted.

Does it make you happy to know that more children are starving now? Are you tired of all the winning yet?

today in pocket theatre, i write abt 'normal' writing. open.substack.com/pub/csvich/p...