Curling doesn't necessarily have to be just a winter sport.

100% true that if trump had been in charge at the time they decided to phase out leaded gasoline, we'd still have it and we'd still be choking on lead in our air, our water, our food.

I just love it when I unlock my computer and windows has once again decided to shut down all of my open programs and update! It's just microsoft's way of reminding us that we do not own our own computers.

"The Puritans condemned gambling," the article reminds us. Yes, they did, but not merely because gambling is immoral. It's also terrible economics. Nothing of value is produced by these "industries". It's just money chasing nothing. The "entertainment value" of gambling is negligible.

If the human race survives, some day people will inhabit other planets. Twenty years from now? Nope, more like a thousand years from now. And it sure as hell won't be because of that clown.

3x Trump voter: “He takes bribes blatantly, now he’s being a racist blatantly.”

"Democracy Dies in Darkness ... and you know what? I like it dark." - Jeff ("El Jeffey")

ssh-keygen: "enter passphrase" *PAUSE* me: "maybe today will be the day"

thank goodness, we'll be spared his awful stench

President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post. “It’s just too far away,” he said.

*Historians in a thousand years* A: so you're saying that sometime in the 1980s or 1990s, a mid-level russian intelligence officer made a deal with a mediocre american financier to ensnare american political and business elites in a massive honey-trap / kompromat operation? B: exactly

Fashy, the eighth dwarf they never talked about.

don't worry you're not on today's list

finally a good dating app

gee, I wonder what they were "harvest"ing

be best, you rotten zombies

Greg Bovino to host a new TV show, Fash Eye for the Fat Guy

may his replacement fail even more spectacularly

she's probably pissed that Minneapolis is overshadowing her movie. I really don't care, do u? Even if the world was working well, I wouldn't spare a kind thought for this heartless, brainless, soulless, vapid, callous, cruel, washed-up old whore. FTB. www.theguardian.com/film/filmblo...

conservatives: we are tough alpha men unlike the left's beta cuck soy boys also conservatives: he had a cell camera! i was threatened! im a skeered lil bean

I'm so glad I never installed or used TikTok, it saves me the trouble of deleting it

gentle reminder that charlie kirk would have applauded the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti ... and would have enthusiastically lied about, slandered, and maligned the victims in order to excuse the muderers' behavior

bovino ... bovino ... what kind of stinking greasy wop dago dirty guinea name is that, anyhow? you know these people are just flooding into our good clean land, they'll never assimilate, they don't have our values or religion, they're criminals and rapists, they bring disease, they breed like flies

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

Absolute bare minimum platform for D's: 1. Impeach, Convict, Remove the entire trump cabinet 2. Prosecute all ICE thugs and murderers, including bovino and noem 3. Abolish ICE and CBP 4. Release the epstein files

NRA: "We support the rights of law-abiding citizens to carry guns to defend themselves against a tyrannical government!" 1/3

The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.

If he wasn't such an asshole, it would be very concerning that he's also such an idiot. Oh wait, I meant to say that if he wasn't such an idiot, it would be very concerning that he's such an asshole.

EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES This Is the End open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Ruin a band by changing one letter: The Dours

bari weiss doesn't seem to understand that notwithstanding her commitment to being a trump propagandist, (a) they will still shoot her in the face for any reason, (b) kristi noem will post facto call her a domestic terrorist, and (c) donald trump will say killing her was fine.

ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch" ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all

This dude is intense and correct

it's always a good time to cancel spotify

Sure seems like ICE is gping into a violence spiral in MN. They act out, people monitor and protest, they get madder and more agitated, people monitor and protest more. They‘re going to kill more people, administration’s going to congratulate and encourage more, they’re gonna kill MORE people.

of all my accomplishments, "was a really cute kid" may be my greatest

I will be writing anti-tech-billionaire stories until the day I die

If a cop doesn't want the responsibility that comes with a badge and a gun, he should give up the badge, give up the gun, or give up both.

Ben Jennings on Elon Musk’s Grok AI tool – cartoon www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

If they're so sure that the shooting was justified, then let him explain himself to a jury. That's the American Way.

The way to scare libertarians about the ICE shooting is to ask them to imagine: what if that was you dropping off your girlfriend at her elementary school?

Here's a little ray of sunshine: there's one less maga in Congress tonight.

The Writer’s Life. A short film.

sometimes I wonder how many animals stephen miller tortured to death as a teenager. I'd bet real money it was more than one.

in Trump's america, being the kind of man who should not have either a badge or a gun is a positive qualification for getting both.