me losing my damn mind while he literally goes 'hee hee hee' and scrolls down the feed liking random moss posts

me: what the fuck is 'moss green circle emoji' him: oh fuck i- i forgot i was screensharing me: [laughing] what is it him: [cautiously mousing over] its uh

i didnt think anything kawfee-related could be any funnier than those fucked up pancakes until he pulled up bsky on screenshare on accident and revealed he has an entire feed called "Moss 🟢" thats literally just All pictures of, and posts about, moss

“Look! Jaya Abadi's gonna save the day again! Quick, take a picture” #maumakanapa #labirhin

wait until all nine of them get samalamadingdong'd

I like this video

The neighbours dog up all night getting signals

-Grabs your milk factory

I don't think Azul wants to absorb even more water anyway...

Artfight revenge #10 - Venus For @aveyhun.bsky.social

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HEEELLPPPP I ENTERED THE POST TAB AND I CANT GET OUT HELPOPP

⬆️ #furry

and... another type of stretching..? #funkyfluxed.art #mattt

erm,, funny creature with big features #Xiyalicious

ill die. ill DIE do you HEAR ME

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

bof

kinda depressed tbh

WOOF

huge content swarm in spring

istg once i get E im gonna light up this fuckig app

Supportive Flo doodle

i need to look like this RIGHT MEOW

THE TAIL ARRIVED

i need to get on E RIGHT MEOW

huge paws and a tail arriving after christmas - stay tuned :3

i am a weird horny faggot and that's awesome

Advent Calendar Advent Calendar xkcd.com/3019

D&D Combinatorics xkcd.com/3015

Jet pheasant, native to the fields surrounding most airports #art #avgeek #aviation #birds

Space shuttle plush idea... makeship are you watching 👁👁🚀

desktop computers should be gross and beige instead of rainbow and glowing. your computer should look like a piece of soap. it should look like a telephone from a horror movie. it should look like someone smoked in front of it before it left the factory

FredEx boyzzz