Some jobs I’ve had: 1990: Telemarketer for Olan Mills 1991: McDonald’s 1992: Denny’s 1993: Olive Garden 1994: Super Crown Books 1995: Navy 1998: Denny’s again 1999: Sprint phone mall kiosk 2002: Guitar Center 2007: Hard Rock Hotel 2009: Veterans Affairs 2017: Podcaster How about you?

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

I'm still not gonna resubscribe to Disney... I said I might if they reinstated him, but I changed my mind. I'm not going to.

Not a solitary citation to law. Any law. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

On Sunday in Las Vegas, the Indiana Fever had the chance to show the Las Vegas Aces who they really are. @tonyreast.bsky.social on how the Fever took Game 1 of the semifinals: www.thenexthoops.com/features/the...

The Fever hadn’t faced the real Aces yet, and maybe they still haven’t. But the Aces hadn’t seen this version of the Fever. Not like this, in their current form: www.thenexthoops.com/features/the...

Wishing a happy Rosh Hashanah to all who celebrate! 🍎🍯

Watching Monday Night football. (Rain chased me inside.) Took just 5 minutes to realize that we should hire NFL referees for WNBA games. (The word “we” is doing a lot of work here. Don’t ask me who “we” is.) I’ve never watched a game where I’m paying so much more attention to refs than players #wnba

I’m finally watching the #SueBird : In The Clutch documentary. I hate it here. #WNBA #CBA #PayThePlayers #WNBAPlayoffs

Last weekend, I was thrilled to spend an evening with Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz, Anya Schiffrin and a group of brilliant policy minds they gathered to discuss a range of issues facing our city.

This Jimmy Kimmel situation reminds me of how the Sky screwed themselves suspending Angel Reese then tried to walk it back. #FAFO #SMH #WNBA #WNBASky

GREAT NEWS: Disney says 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' will return to ABC on Tuesday! How does that make you feel? 😁

Q: Did the president ask the DOJ to close the Homan investigation and does he have to return the $50,000 LEAVITT: Mr. Homan never took the $50,000, so you should get your facts straight ... you had FBI agents going undercover to try and entrap one of the president's top allies and supporters

Why Cheryl Reeve is a better coach than I am, reason 1,573: She pulls Alanna Smith with 4:17 to go for Kliundikova. I thought "pulling the DPOY in a tight game?" And MK gets a crucial o-rebound to create an open 3 for McBride.

Tylenol is about to own the United States after they are through with these bozos in court holy shit.

Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

If you’re in the Eastern District of Virginia and you get a jury summons, maybe don’t sit this one out. You could end up on a Jim Comey or Tish James case.

OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”

Susan, I hope I look as good as you at 102!

It was lovely to meet with Hindu leaders from across NYC yesterday for a wide ranging discussion about building a safer, more inclusive city.

Since 1968, the African American Day Parade has showcased the pride, heritage and excellence of NYC's Black communities. It was an honor to march up Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Blvd with so many incredible leaders on Sunday.

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

Congratulations to Nneka Ogwumike of the Seattle Storm for being named the recipient of the 2025 Kim Perrot Sportsmanship Award 👏 Ogwumike is the first player in league history to win the award four times! #WelcometotheW

Animals have souls. I have seen it in their eyes. Movie : Life of Pi (2012) 🍃 It was their first day out , this week !! ..Tara (junior) is now a mumma 🤍🖤🐕 With five cute 🥰 puppies 🐕🐕🐶🐕🐕 .. ..I just made a small clip for cuteness 😄 😁 for smile 😊 🤗 for love Hope'wld you like it !! 🍃 🌃

Latenite archival babbyGonz time!

I'll believe it when I see it but informed sources continue to insist Jimmy Kimmel and ABC are working towards an agreement that will see him return to his show, this month. Seven very convincing landmarks they point to, and other details in today's podcast

Today’s “One First” looks at the status of the birthright citizenship cases—and their broader lessons for what we miss when we ignore the cases in which the Trump administration is both (1) losing; and (2) *not* seeking emergency/expedited appellate relief. It turns out that those are the majority:

Much love to Vampire Weekend, who played right after us at the Shaky Knees festival in Atlanta and treated the crowd to this lovely Weird Al cover

Kelsey Mitchell was the better MVP finalist on the floor on Sunday. It might never have happened had she left or asked out of Indiana all those years ago. She stayed, and stole Game 1 of the semifinals as the face of the Fever's resilience. sports.yahoo.com/wnba/article...

5 full games of this matchup PLEASE. AT/Phee at the peak of their powers is a dream. #WNBASky

Rep. Jim Himes: "Having the Defense Department kill alleged drug runners in the Caribbean is illegal...These folks are committing murder — murder defined as killing without a legal basis. I am mystified over why the rest of the chain of command is quite comfortable with it."

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Swift lobbed that back to him like he was playing cornhole

Caleb Williams just put together the best game of his NFL career 🔥 ◽️ 19/28 ◽️ 298 pass yards ◽️ 4 TD ◽️ 0 INT His performance comes against a Cowboys defense run by Matt Eberflus, his former head coach.

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Dog’s can be the best comedians… #funnydog, #dogtok, #puppylove, #fyp, #dogtalk

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New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

Alex Padilla NAILS it! 🔥🔥🔥 It's never been about "illegal immigrants"

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Mr Finch in the bright sunshine on birdcam. #birds

So unifying