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Billy Joel loves cats!

Elizabeth is the best part of the Billy Joel doc. The second best part is the e-cigar.

You want a vision of "positive manhood"? Stop being afraid of being like women. Stop refusing to admit women can be like you. Can be better than you, even. And stop maiming and killing and destroying in order to preserve that fiction of superiority.

Color me whelmed

What does it mean when someone starts weeping pretty much instantly whenever they see or hear or really even think about Phil Hartman for like one second? (Asking for myself. I'm the someone in this scenario.)

I did a therapy today (via video, which is the only way I can handle it) while I was fully within earshot of both my parents plus two other people not related to me. Is that good?

I started watching The Traitors and I fucking knew this was a bad idea because now I won't be able to stop thinking about it until I'm actually on the show

I'm so full of human emotion I could puke

Don't talk to me or my Doug ever again

I haven't stopped thinking about this for 14 days, so here it is. I'm a Dave England sun, Chris Pontius moon, Ryan Dunn rising

Whenever I see a Waymo, I give two enthusiastic thumbs down for as long as I can see it 👎👎

Grapes are purple and green, but they're called red and white?

Today-me would like to thank yesterday-me for freezing these grapes I am currently eating

Everything sucks so much! I've never felt better about myself! What the fuck!

I am in my own home and I just flipped not one, not two, not three, but four light switches in a row that did not turn on any lights. This is electrical gaslighting. I hate it here.

Hey dummies, a.k.a. everyone who's ever been born! Gentle reminder that "the grass is always greener" (and every other cliche, for that matter) is a cliche for a reason: YOUR INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCE OF LIFE IS FAR FROM THE ONLY ONE, AND IT IS NEITHER MORE VALID NOR VALUABLE THAN ANY OTHER PERSPECTIVE.

Those who build walls are their own prisoners. I'm going to go fulfil my proper function in the social organism. I'm going to go unbuild walls.

Sleeping Doug alert

The Phillies and the Sixers and the Flyers all play tomorrow and they're all coming off wins

Happy May Day, my friends. Remember, we deserve more than a bite of the pie or a seat at the table. We deserve the world.

Baby's first double header and I got two wins plus a full rainbow 🌈✌️

good time for me to share my post of free non-ai image sources, always looking for more to add to the list! livelaugh.blog/posts/non-ai...

A babe I knew in college was heavily involved in the tumblr 1D slashfic scene and iirc (which I most certainly do) at one point she led a contingent that broke off and pivoted to hockey fandom. The sports team content was even hornier than the boy band stuff, and believe me that is Saying Something.

Snapshots from yesterday, when I spent a few hours at @theiaconf.bsky.social #IAC26 hanging out with @thesensemakersclub.bsky.social and meeting online friends IRL for the first time 🥰

“apple intelligence” is knowing exactly when you finally learn where the button is now and moving it again at that precise moment.

"The horror of failing to save someone you count as kin, that they might die on your watch, is the flip side of love. How many people can we bear to care about that way?" harpers.org/archive/2026...

I just sent a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Freeze Spending On AI, Including AI-powered Drones and Surveillance Tech. Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/free...

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Kevin fucking Kline for fucking ever. And not only that, but Sally Field was likely the best to ever do the damn thing. 🧼 📡

Saw this little guy when I went out to lunch today and stopped in my tracks to boo and yell at it while it navigated around me 👎

"These were communal angers, though she took them all so personally, and the fire of her fury fed endlessly on the era." www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

I'm a proud member and co-leader of a monthly discussion group called Making Sense of Your Values in Tech. Ask me anything!

I remember reading a perfect post once, which happened to hit extra perfect for me in particular because I was deep in the Three Bod Prob trilogy at the time, and this may not be word-for-word accurate, but it was something along the lines of "all my real homies hate the dark forest theory"

Jizz the season! (It's finally a warm spring day in Philadelphia and the cum trees are in full bloom)

Turning 40 this year, so I booked my old ass a 3-week-long trip to Japan about it

This is how I feel about every video and podcast I've ever been sent

My Duolingo French Score is 49! I should be able to order food at a restaurant in French.

Little Shop of Horrors is my Rocky Horror Picture Show

About 70% of the U.S. economy runs on consumer spending. But as wealth concentrates at the top, the richest 10% can’t spend enough to sustain it — while everyone else can’t afford to. Reminder that trickle-down economics simply doesn’t make sense. It’s a hoax.

This case is something else 😆 Afroman vs Cops. (Fuck the cops). Wild shit.

Thought my hat that says "BE NICE" was a strong choice for traveling, but I bow down to the babe at this airport bar wearing one that says "not calm" 🙌

I'm reading a book about math and it's a great reminder that you have to feel dumb before you can feel smart

Always a solid choice to wear @heavyslime.bsky.social while traveling. Getting a lot of love in southern airports today (PNS, CLT)

Messaging with ride-share drivers through the app is adorable, and I think all texts should be limited to 90 characters

Oh heyyyyyy @partifulapp.bsky.social getting a casual mention on The Pitt!

No war but class war and also @thewaroncars.bsky.social

No one remembers Earth 2 but me

Now watching 🧵 specifically for random stuff I tune into on movie channels, not things I watch intentionally