Sometimes Ed needed to touch water. To see how far the current would take him before real life's tether pulled taught. Thrumming like a guitar string. Always better with a pretty blond next to him though. (adopted sketch for lovely @ann-banann.bsky.social!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #DrawEdTeach

Introducing Mr Goofus to the 2p machines. Unfortunately we had to leave before I spent all my money #goofustravels

It is too hot so goofus and I live in the north sea now #goofustravels

Almost exactly a year ago (minus one day I think) I was absolutely panicking over meeting pirate people in real life before Rhys in Glasgow.

Rated: T Tags: Fluff, Established Relationships, Aged Up Characters, Pride Month, No Angst, Celebration Of Love I wanted to do this for the ten year anniversary, but life got too busy. I'm glad I waited, because I got to partner with the fabulous @self-induljennt.bsky.social to bring some joy.

Peak district (I think) getting a whole lot of lightning strikes.

Found a bag of thread that I'm sure I bought for a specific cross stitch project only problem is I can't remember which one.

The neighbour whose cat keeps visiting just messaged to ask if I've seen him and I'm not sure how to tell him both his cat and mine are currently lying together in a particularly good sun beam.

Feel like I'm constantly arguing with pattern keeper cause it will be like 25% complete and I'll just go that does not look like 25% you're wrong.

For #WIPWednesday, here's a snippet from my FINISHED #OFMD RBB which should start posting next week! I'm so excited!

28 in my office now and I'd like to complain to hr only problem is hr is me

My first #WIPWednesday in what feels like 10 human years. A snippet from what's also my first RBB fic, with art from @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social, hitting an AO3 near you this July. I'm so excited and nervous to share this one. It's unlike anything I've ever done before (I think). #OFMDFic

For WIP Wednesday, a tiny snippet of my RBB fic with art by @merryfinches.bsky.social Don't Dream It's Over - 5 times Mary and Lucius tried to get Ed and Stede back together, and 1 time they didn't have to - starts posting 1st July. (Happy ending guaranteed.) #ofmdfic

It is TOO HOT

My office is like a swamp so I guess I'm not doing any more work tonight then.

ahahahaha what the fuck

I love them @self-induljennt.bsky.social

thinking about rhys in big purple dress

So hot and people are still wearing jackets HOW

It's not even 8am and it feels like I'm walking through soup 😫

New batch of stickers just went live! Scooping these up and giving them homes is such a big help to me and my sad lil coin purse. Thank you, my pirates! 🧡 ko-fi.com/s/2a791ad3c2 🧡 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Fucks sake

you jump I jump we jump (Decided to use the adopted sketches to experiment a little! I like how design-y this one is. So much love to @debphotog.bsky.social for adopting this one!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

My uv blocking umberella has turned out to be a good purchase. I can sit outside ‼️

Sorry but how is it the longest day tomorrow where has this year gone 😭

Neighbours cat has taken to visiting multiple times a day and every time I get to do the his name is ed 🥹 thing.

Just discovered I've already done some of the admin work I thought I needed to do today so great job me but fucking hell can I please stop forgetting I've already done things.

ofmd where everything is the same but the revenge looks like this

Just came about 30cm from having a head on crash cause some guy did not look before pulling out at a junction.

Etsys shipping estimate when you buy postage labels is so incredibly shit its not even funny.

Haven't checked a book series discord I'm in for a while and they're doing my exact sort of reading challenge (alternating Temeraire and Patrick O'Brian books)

Avoiding work this morning by updating storygraph for the first time in like 3 years.

Why humid and windy question 😫

did he just forget that sun cream exists???

Come and hang out with cool pirates!

I don't know what Cafe Nero does to its tea but I swear it always goes cold really quickly.

Any OFMD folks who will be at Glasgow Pride on July 18th, please let me know if you wanna meet up with me and some other pirates! I've got a group chat set up on here we can add people to as well 🥰

Unfortunate side effect of a very last minute meet up with a pirate pal is my brain has decided its now the weekend.

Our favorite ofmd ship rigger is working on the restoration of the Friendship at the Salem Maritime National Park

Starting to think Stede was right when he said I'm going to deal with my problems by running away to sea.

Edinburgh book festival once again forgetting that genre fiction exists.

Got the weirdest email from a client yesterday that's giving they didn't know what to say so asked chatgpt to make something up. Even worse is a thank you would have been more than enough.

You know what I hate? Not having OFMD S3.

I know lucy and yak aren't the best but i've just seen they do swimwear now which means I might finally be able to get a swimming costume that actually fits.

i just think if jellycat are going to have a whole ass airline popup inside T5 they could have made a plane jellycat.

Going to be real mad if the ever given wins that boat poll.

I went through the other boats and she is clearly the winner (yes I'm mad it doesnt have the mary rose)

Need to force myself to not do extra work stuff tonight because I already feel rubbish.

This is not a complaint but how has my garden become the cool place for all the neighbour's cats to hang out. One of them isn't even local, it comes to visit from a mile away.

Tell me you know nothing about the troubles without telling me you know nothing about the troubles.