Update to this fairly sure I have a customer claiming their parcel is lost (though its been delivered to the right place) so they can get their money back and now I want to cry for a new reason.

Have to make a phone call this morning and I'm very grumpy about it.

Regency Stede (yes, definitely Stede) really loves holding his little merman walking stick. He really keeps a firm grasp on that guy 🙂‍↕️ Everyone thank @megofmd.bsky.social for giving me a thorough breakdown of someone’s outfit for their new show! 👀 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Royal Mail made it 4 years before making me want to cry which is honestly kind of impressive compared to the other shippers I've used.

This wind is ruining my plans to sit outside and write 😠

Very pleased with the little collection of things I got.

There's people at my bus stop dressed as clowns. Either they know something about s3 or there's football on today.

gotta get the guy who puppeteered and voiced the rock alien in Project Hail Mary onto 1000 more red carpets just to see his hair again

Found out that my new neighbours are going to be highland cows and its genuinely one of the most exciting things to happen this year.

Why is it always regular people shouldn't get ubi because they might stop working and never why do billionaires keep working when they don't have to.

Just noticed I'm exactly 34567 stitches into my current cross stitch wip.

Project Hail Mary tickets booked!! 🚀🪐🕷️

If I had a penny for every time I got hyperfixated on something made by a guy from new zealand I'd have like 4 pennies which isn't a lot but also how has it happened again.

Wee con ticket purchased 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Took him a while but my cat is getting really good at that particular cat skill of stealing my chair as soon as I stand up.

how does it feel… to be in love 🥹

🥺 i think it’s done 😖

In the last three hours I have gone from being stressed about a piece of work maybe not coming in to being stressed because the piece of work is coming in. Its been an afternoon.

Back in annoying the neighbours by playing the same album constantly on a loop mode.

good morning to them, and now to you too

Got myself a baby kraken I'm very happy.

Glasgow Central being closed is going to cause chaos omg.

TIL that Philip Pullman spent his childhood cutting holes in spacetime with a special knife

Cat just did the most dramatic slow-mo fall onto his side next to his food bowl which still has biscuits in it.

Exciting day (at least I think its exciting) starting on a new notebook for my bullet journal.

Okay cool no leaving discord open on my laptop while the cat is around he nearly butt-dialled someone.

Moved a thing I've been working on into ellipsus, thats how you know its getting serious.

Not sure if this counts as a reason to go but I got referred for an autism diagnosis and I literally cited wee con as being the thing that finally made me realise just how much I was trying to cosplay as a functional human.

if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw

This little corner of my office makes me very happy.

I'm not sure how my internet knows what time I finish lunch every day but somehow it does and always seems to break about ten minutes later.

Four human years??? Happy birthday ofmd.

NATHAN. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR.

I swear pirate pals are the reason I haven't collapsed into a ball of anxiety yet this year.

Delighted to say that kickstarter has hit 50% of our funding goal with two weeks to go 🥰 #theweecon #twc2 www.kickstarter.com/projects/fyr...

Image doesn't really do it justice but he's about 30cm tall and I need him.

Sun is out so I'm sitting outside. Before anyone asks; no it isn't warm enough but I'm doing it anyway.

So @owltrousers.bsky.social did a teeny revenge on my bag for me and it's so tiny and perfect I want to cry.

That'll be my brand.

Stede Bonnet.

HERES THE DEAL, BUCKOS

Netflix would get so much money out of me if it understood some people need a second screen for work and are not trying to run an underground cinema.

My gen 1 (ish) collection is looking good after @makingoceansounds.bsky.social gave me their card shop tour.

i'm never gonna financially recover from this

Why is two man luge a thing and also I need an ed and stede version of it.

Very excited to see pirate pals again in glasgow.

Someone has clearly watched ofmd and went I know the guy with the legs for this show.

thats my guy 🥹 www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XN...

I need Our Flag Means Death back, actually.

Stomach hasn't hurt in a few weeks which made me think I was making a big deal over nothing. Anyway guess who has a sore tummy again.