i cannot believe more people haven't seen the modern horror classic that is neil cicierega's The Dogs

i am flat broke after paying rent, would anybody like to send me four bucks to rent Bad Ben (2016, dir. Nigel Bach)

how are condoms supposed to help endangered species. that's like the opposite of what they need

the ROZTOBER SCARE-ATHON!!!!! has a new addition this year in the form of the dedicated popcorn bucket

i've always loved that atl gets two pride months like faggy hobbits

the one drawback of my name is that it's kinda hard to squeeze into a horror themed pun

for all my buzzkill transfeminism i'm surprised that i don't really chafe about being called a doll

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chuck berry saying goodbye to his date like "hate to see you leave, love to watch you go"

my EP is up on bandcamp !! now including a new intro track called "never was" ^ᵕ^ its completely Name Your Price, meaning u can download it for free if u want !! nullgirl.bandcamp.com/album/ep

some customer told me to text him and left his number at my register on the grossest receipt i've ever seen, who wants to tell him to fuck off for me

god, the prime directive is such loser shit

sí no tal vez no sé

what's the best beatles song of the 21st century, i'm leaning towards nine in the afternoon but i can be dissuaded

before i ever heard someone say the world celeb out loud i thought it was pronounced like caleb

Please join me in supporting Austin and co’s excellent project to get people in Atlanta out of medical debt. Can we get to $7000 by end of day?? I’ll bet we can! I love Atlanta and it would awesome to give some people there a bit of relief and happiness. Even a little bit helps.

many of you i'm afraid

yeah i'm a vers........ a vers to getting my ass fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!

we did it gang

your really pissing me the heck of

okay now i have to replace this with something that's not ai bullshit

chat it is extremely true

i hope the guy who addressed me as "ponytail" at work gets cancer and i hope the elderly butch who addressed me as "legs" at a con gets it ate every day for the rest of her life

they want you to think corporate america is a meritocracy that rewards good ideas but they haven't even started double stuffing the fucking halloween oreos yet

okay apparently make that 200, my sack of shit property management company snuck in a $189 charge for a fucking air filter and we can't do a partial payment

my roommate is $25 short on rent, can anyone kick us that much before midnight est so we can avoid the late fee $rozreturns @rancidgrampa tysm

i just hope laura jane grace is having a good one

don't stop make it rock dj blow my weiner off

You there boy, what day is todayborday?

god damn i have never had a better start to a decade

vital question: how has the target boycott affected the output of horny bullseye furry art

yknow i don't think most cis women like being called "dude" either

cannot read the words "culture and heritage" in any voice other than homer stokes from o brother where art thou

anyway i won't forget how 'purity testing' went from being applied to 'people mad about low student loan debt promises' to being applied to 'people mad about genocide/having their own rights considered an acceptable sacrifice'

You're laughing. Dr. James Dobson died trying to suck his own cock only for it to open up and devour his own head, in accordance with the Prophecy of the Penile Ouroboros, and you're laughing.

doing my dude illigence

OMG IT'S UPPERSLUT'S FIRST DEMO Y'ALL!!!!!!! GIVE IT A LISTEN OR SEVERAL! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! HOLY SHIT I'M SO PUMPED Y'ALL

fuck it i put effort into these feet pics and you're gonna like em or else

you should send this to really cool celebrities esp if they’re following you back

if nobody gets me one of those cornball little tiaras for my 30th i swear to god i'm gonna be on the news

"as important as the series was to me as a kid, jk rowling's actions are indefensible and it's time to cover up my tattoo" (nuck tats that read WOLF AIDS)

lil short on rent because of my transfer

running through the streets like jimmy stewart wishing the whole town a happy vore day

squeezing in the twentysomething teenager shit before i have to get started on my thirtysomething teenager shit

lil short on rent because of my transfer

only eight bucks :c

fuck ai fuck the sphere we're watching the wizard of oz the right way