every breath taken in this country feels like a prelude to being about to scream until my throat starts bleeding

THE EFUCKIG YHING

sure why not

i'm not gonna pick fights on this website but if you're in on the latest revival of That Callout i need you to ask yourself what your end goal is. you absolutely have to have one. what does Successful Accountability mean to you

thought about luke skywalker today, all showin up at his first dsa meeting and five minutes in "i can blow up the empire's superweapon since because i can shoot a rat from my bike"

the government already has me on a list for being too pretty, now bluesky users are doing it

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dollt up once again @rareandradiant.bsky.social

my ex wife is the one and only ex spouse of a trans woman i like or trust

what's with all the infighting, we're all faggots in the hands of an angry god, we should be praying nasty

would cutting my hair to this length be cute or elaborate self harm

it's 2026 if you haven't done the 6 7 gesture with some boobs by now ur not making it

whoop de doo and dickory dock and don't forget to puke on her cock

the peter sellers episode of the muppet show is probably the best and most influential one, damn shame that it's weighed down by That opening number

i actually have a pretty cute seven years ago pic, might still have been they themmin it at this point

in the beginning there was nothing but then god freaked it

normally i'm iffy about my profile but i kinda killed it here

they're comin out they're comin out they're comin out they're comin out they're comin out they're comin out it's dare (ooh)

bill and ted's skibidi w

i successfully avoided the train cover of mele kalikimaka for a full decade but everyone's luck runs out eventually

good for him but i notice teller's been real quiet

what if benoit blanc used ben wa balls, i think it'd go a little something like this *mic gets cut and i get banned from the venue and they put up posters with my face saying shoot on sight*

watching die hard at christmastime is fun if everyone agrees not to be annoying about it

and i just mean the day itself, the Christmas Season™️ is objectively dogshit

christmas is fucking MID

introducing @rareandradiant.bsky.social to defunctland

kinda how i talk to kids tbh

happy thanksgiving or whatever

i'm fine actually. nothing can bother me actually

my one starslop opinion is that for the most part bad star trek is immeasurably more charming and worthwhile than bad star wars

(WOMEN SCREAM-CRYING IN UNISON)

i have white platform boots now and it's gonna fundamentally change me, i hope Post-Boots Roz is still someone you love

We acknowledge the bravery of this rat for doing what was once thought impossible: Jumping off of the ship (which, incidentally, is sinking)

broke: "the community" bespoke: "cassie nation"

i don't think i ever did post this'n

(daft punk "lose yourself to dance" voice) shit yourself to death

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/

can we start playing the circle game again, i haven't heard anything about the proud boys in years and i think that whole milieu pretty much forgot about the ok hand sign thing

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they canceled my meundies order i'm gonna get on the fucking news

the harmful effects of secondhand girlboss have been firmly established for decades now so i'll thank you not to girlboss too close to my son

when i got all of my tattoos i knew exactly what they symbolize and they all still represent who i am today, i have excellent judgement, i'm fucking crushing it

bitching about an artist changing sounds is always kind of a lame thing to do even if you're right but it's been ten years since currents and nothing he's made since has been remotely as interesting

more like the lose! more like the remove! more like the loot! more like leonardo da pinchy! more like the minus de milo! more like hieronymissing bosch!

i gotchur "natural labubus" RIGHT HERE!!!!!! *grabs my chest too hard and whines about it for an annoying amount of time*

not to heap too much praise on a guy who ran for vp but tim walz describing elon musk "skippin' around like a dipshit" has replayed in my head every day since i first heard it. perfect combination of syllables. the cellar door of insults. should've been a poet