high 70s

tengen toppa gurren log off

*tears in my eyes, thankful for the full, rich life i never thought i'd have* hookup culture

life evened the score

lindsey kablam

(daft punk "lose yourself to dance" voice) shit yourself to death

🎉

age regressed (went back to the lp-60)

mayor of snurgleburg

lesbian ✅ lipstick ✅ lysergic ✅

finally got around to buying, cutting, stripping, and connecting some decent wire for the passive speakers and can now say with confidence that going phono was strictly an upgrade

scratch a liberal yadda yadda

taking my first toddling steps past the vinyl setup that has served me for a decade

my automobile isn't all that great my automobile is a piece of crap my automobile is a little wack and my friends are just as screwy as my automobile

a big inner annoyance of mine is how the concept of "playing devil's advocate" got conflated with "expressing a genuine, controversial opinion," ultimately fucking up a useful and necessary rhetorical practice

where i come from is a piece of crap / my automobile is a piece of crap / my fashion sense is a little crap / and my friends are just as crappy as me

woah, jason, sweet meat hole!

aminals is my friend's

Mis Fit more like Mister Fat

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

sebastian tute off the shits

the kicker is that i'm almost certain noel knows the traditional answer to the riddle, there's no way he hasn't seen labyrinth

we went from rona and pinnochio being the same species to noel and his parents at least being in the same taxonomic class, now we've fully entered this territory

swan boy currently on a legendary streak of introducing women, they're calling him the michael jordan of coming up with some gals

do british people use "mobile" as a noun like they used to

Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.

god the period really changes everything. just oozes derision

bruce willis voice ted's dead baby

who lives in a pineapple under the sea / swan! boy! ass! man!

obi-wan was born in jacksonville

@bransonreese.bsky.social man of the people

whispering "i want the panda girl to also get a shotgun" as i throw entire rolls of quarters into the fontana di trevi

play all the 4D chess you want junior i'm busy playing with her 36D chest

future roomie is crazy good at hair and makeup, life's about to be awesome

eric swallow some bleach

the tune i've always imagined neil banging out

how did i not know george santos looked like that. he looks like he ran on segregating lazytown

little bunny foo foo was hoppin through the forest

ayo check out my sister's single???????

boxxy was considered cringe?

if i were bilbo i'd tell gollum to guess what's in my pocket and then do that thing where i pull my hand out and i'm flipping the bird

nothing to do but watch the game

worst part of this ui hands down is that the "muted replies" contain both accounts you mute on purpose and replies that contain apparent no-no words

uwuuuuuu werewolves of cumdump

Just as a reminder:

this got me 1) condescended to by some guy who thought i was defending ai and 2) added to an ai haters blocklist