Mis Fit more like Mister Fat

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

sebastian tute off the shits

the kicker is that i'm almost certain noel knows the traditional answer to the riddle, there's no way he hasn't seen labyrinth

we went from rona and pinnochio being the same species to noel and his parents at least being in the same taxonomic class, now we've fully entered this territory

swan boy currently on a legendary streak of introducing women, they're calling him the michael jordan of coming up with some gals

do british people use "mobile" as a noun like they used to

Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.

god the period really changes everything. just oozes derision

bruce willis voice ted's dead baby

who lives in a pineapple under the sea / swan! boy! ass! man!

obi-wan was born in jacksonville

getting a puppygirl to take an abortion pill by calling it a scooby snack

@bransonreese.bsky.social man of the people

whispering "i want the panda girl to also get a shotgun" as i throw entire rolls of quarters into the fontana di trevi

play all the 4D chess you want junior i'm busy playing with her 36D chest

future roomie is crazy good at hair and makeup, life's about to be awesome

a mulatto an albino a mosquito my regino

i'm not sure why but until like a minute ago i thought sade was long dead

eric swallow some bleach

the tune i've always imagined neil banging out

how did i not know george santos looked like that. he looks like he ran on segregating lazytown

little bunny foo foo was hoppin through the forest

ayo check out my sister's single???????

like what did i do. what is it about me that makes total fucking strangers feel emboldened to insult me, threaten me, disrespect my fucking peace

happy national talk wrong to rosalyn week i fucking guess

boxxy was considered cringe?

if i were bilbo i'd tell gollum to guess what's in my pocket and then do that thing where i pull my hand out and i'm flipping the bird

got a rape and death threat steps away from my house today lads

nothing to do but watch the game

worst part of this ui hands down is that the "muted replies" contain both accounts you mute on purpose and replies that contain apparent no-no words

uwuuuuuu werewolves of cumdump

Just as a reminder:

this got me 1) condescended to by some guy who thought i was defending ai and 2) added to an ai haters blocklist

issuing a blanket "Cis People Cannot Make Jokes About This One" declaration for this news item. I do not trust y'all, leave this to us

i still barely know who this guy is but i only ever hear about bad shit happening to him, in a way he enriches my life

*at january 6* i wish there was a way to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd

like 90% of my followers here are trans women but i might as well

i want to see some high schoolers use "in case of fire break rules" for their hardcore band's ep

we are sex bob-omb we carry the flame

work playlist now includes a selection from robin thicke's legendarily unsuccessful divorce album

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

when you're a slut you're a slut all the way from your first sloppy head til the last time you're gay

what did she mean by this

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

yeah i got a fuckin "skeet" for ya

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

baba bouie