"rob zombie" is short for "robert zombert"

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

this was posted on the official jeopardy youtube account www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3YV...

is it common knowledge that james bond died or is everyone just riffing on it today and i'm the only one who didn't know

Euripides? I hardly know these!

if you remember how or are able to do the eye-crossing thing to make magic eyes or happen, there are a good number of photo pairs in this thread that accidentally do perfect 3d stereograms

pork & beans

nyt connections today not having a "synthesizer waveforms" category with the four words it should use is offensive to me personally

gen alpha and millennials need to meet in the middle and create the true Funniest Number of All Time: 68

i didn't know that when your pet ferret is rollicking around and having a great time it's called the Weasel War Dance, but now i know and it rules en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_...

I can tell when a big sports event is happening because half of my feed will suddenly be people making posts that sound like the shocked and distraught reaction of a caveman witnessing the first solar eclipse, with no other context. just pure vague terror

this goes for those twitter screenshots of people you want to dunk on too

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

mega man no

my condolences to windom earle for losing the virginia election

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e...

ok I hate playing games on a computer, but quadrilateral cowboy is a pretty great one so far

also I saw this coloring book in the store and I thought the word "kawaii" was still a little niche but turns out it's just like, a fully-adopted English loanword now which is cool

look I know there's a lot going on, and I do try to keep up with the news and stuff, but seeing this at the store just now is the first time I'm hearing that the treasury isn't making pennies anymore???? are we actually phasing them out like Canada? what on earth how did this slip past me

here's the source article...i wanted to be sure he really was wearing those calico cut pants and that wasn't a photoshop or something and yup that's peepee. altho he's police, not ICE, and that's not a flashbang (as is mentioned in the caption) oaklandside.org/2025/10/23/l...

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a corneal abrasion

mr. driller, tear down that wall

lol I've seen this photo a billion times but I never realized how bad his mowing is. out there leaving tiny forests in the gutter

listen we can't have an echo chamber to win politics. we need a big tent. we need a joe rogan of the left. we need a democrat with nazi tattoos. we need a feminist who murders trans women. we need to summon a centrist from the secret tenth circle of hell. voters want a senator who casts no shadow

"mister gorkabov, tear down that wall"

the 564th example in my case for "everything is gambling now" thewalrus.ca/the-publishi...

There’s just so much great stuff going on in this picture, what a treasure

depression fuckin sucks man. i hate this stuff

N++ is low key one of the best games ever made, definitely grab this! it's challenging but completely fair with a practically infinite skill ceiling. also the soundtrack is SO good, a really perfect time capsule of techno a decade ago, and the graphic design is totally on point. ideal game

i was feeding the crows from my balcony for a while but the scrub jays found out and took over which is fine but i do miss the crows

cool that economically everything is so shit that people increasingly gamble on crypto and sports betting, and now there are many popular video games like balatro and clover pit where the whole point is to gamble but you can cheat the game so you at least get some semblance of winning and dopamine

i got this little spice jar of powdered red cedar tips at the farmer's market and i just made some real frickin good scrambled eggs with it

oh sorry no, you misread that. i'm not a CON-tent moderator, i'm a con-TENT moderator. i don't actually care what anyone posts and i ignore the terms of service. i'm not gonna like, ban or punish anyone for their offenses, i'm just happy to be here

i finally really played the game Celeste last night and i am in what i think is the endgame section now, and WOW i knew it was a loved game but i did not have ANY clue how emotionally deep and resonant it would be, and how it weds the narrative with the gameplay in VERY clever ways many many times

today's Universal crossword, "market force" by rafael musa, is super super good and you all should solve it, especially if you dig later-week tougher puzzles

JOSH. come on man www.theverge.com/24186786/wor...

very kind and open-minded of him to say the non-gendered "children who are circumcised," instead of "boys," especially after years of whining about terms like "chestfeeding" and "people who can become pregnant" or "people with vulvas." progress!!!!!

"mama mia!!!!!" or, as we say in english "uwu my mommy 🥺👉👈"

sure the wheel or moveable type or radio are good inventions but you cannot beat the power that generations upon generations of people had when making one little humble brassica plant into like 9837 of the best vegetables we have

Sequim Couch Street Puyallup Methow Valley Moscow, Idaho Steilacoom also some of you pronounce Oregon like it's a shape

gamer girl bath water? pfft. what we have here is game BOY bath water. i've thrown my portable game system into the tub with the power on until it zaps itself and explodes. the ionized water will be placed into jars, each containing the spiritual essence of gunpei yokoi and alexey pajitnov. $500/4oz

taylor never won a pulitzer but also i think a lot about this song, 留学生 (foreign exchange student) where the lyrics can be interpreted in both english AND japanese and makes complete sense both ways, showing two emotional sides of the main character www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvEV...

Portland 🖤

battery icon looks like something in a genesis game that i'd throw at a boss to make its red-flashing weak point explode

just got a new android system update and they changed the notification bar status icons and they are so so ugly now ugh