McCarthy

Frank Drebin and Jane roaring with laughter under the Platoon marquee. Absolutely lethal.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson: actually all Decembers are the same length Adam Duritz: how did you get in my house

So it’s NOT my imagination

My approach shot after a beauty drive

Modern times are riddled with enough stress and disappointment. Why would you exacerbate it by watching three hours of Vikings football?

Introduce yourself by trying to out-cool one another

Days off like today are important reminders that in spite of turbulent changes we have experienced over the decades, one unshakable pillar of American society is god-awful daytime television. Embrace the suck. Embrace the showcase showdown.

You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you Ah, the old slow play

FOUR AND THREE AND TWO AND ONE

Wolves retain their rep of being unable to run through the tape

Made the mistake of peeking out the window before bed and spotted a distinct pillar to the northeast. Yeah, it's still going in the east metro burbs but that's enough for two nights. Been a helluva show.

Portal opening now to the south dude wtf

Is this alaska

Hell to the yeah #eastmetroaurora

Weather-battered mural across from the Grand Marais liquor store

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Twin cities northern lights alert

Can we talk about how the T-Mobile ATV gal pronounces "maughm"?

On a walk and someone in a Pontiac just drove past blasting Ace of Base's The Sign and now I fear I've entered a portal to 1993

I made it to the 13th and feel like a heel for my lack of commitment.

When you hear "Daniel Palencia" out the corner of your ear

<insert obligatory Keirsey-Green Line crack>

Fielding an absolute onslaught of spam phone calls since yesterday

I have aged a lifetime since this review began

Assail Swingers for any number of content sins, but allow the perfection of Vaughn's ... "Now hear me out." *ONE BEAT PAUSE* "You bring something nice to wear." ... to enshrine the pre-vegas scene into 90s comedy eternity.

Clint Eastwood's Breakfast Club

There will come a day when the sight of a Kazakhstan reference does not prompt the singing of the Borat-version national anthem. Today is not that day.

NØØØØØ!

Me, at noisy Costco membership desk: hi, I think our membership lapsed Costco clerk: ah, great. That's good to hear man Me <perplexed look> CC: sorry, it's kinda loud in here. You said your membership slaps right? <shared raucous laughter>

At last! Significant limited partnership groups! Whatever that means!

Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000

Overheard from parent of teens: "I'm looking forward to the kids moving out of the house so we can go back to being friends with people we actually like."

I thought matthew broderick and dabney coleman informed us of the perils long ago

When you're offloading every possible aspect

Here's an email sent from The Twins (signed by Derek Falvey) to season ticket holders today

Strip it and flip it: MLB edition

Imagine being one of these miserable bastards dealt to the twins

Looking at entire twins roster after 13-1 drubbing as trade deadline looms

David wells vibes

wasn’t prepared for how good this would be

Mosquito control folks currently strafing the hell out of the neighborhood wetlands

Might just call this one Dew Point

ESPN loading up the screen with all kinds of stat diarrhea that enhance the viewing experience exactly 0 (zero) percent.

Here's to brighter days.

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Area dads sure hoping your windows are rolled up