A paradox game has struck my central nervous system

The lion doesn’t concern herself with a slight dizziness induced by 6 hours of huffing fixer

Es ist zeit die FLINTA ins korn zu werfen

The lion does concern herself and others, actually

fuck my life

Merit based? You‘ll find it’s quite cringe

Yes.

„Class, the surface area of which shape is calculated with the formula x = 4πr²?“ The intelligent Takahē:

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

been thinking of adopting a theology of suffering can anyone reccomend me something

have just discovered that when u search "morrissey" in the gifs u get a shocking number of "morrissey morphing into anomalocaris" gifs

if they cave on this i won't vote for a democrat for dogcatcher and i'll do everything in my power to make sure everyone i know doesn't either

They don’t want you to know this but you can take the clean laundry from your chair, couch, desk, carpet or the floor and put it on your bed if such need should arise

Ah man we’re screwed

has this one been done yet

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

Worst dressed tranny at the cornerstone award!!

Gott segne mein stinknormales transenleben

They don’t want you to know this but you can take the clean laundry from your bed and put it on a chair, couch, desk, carpet or the floor if such need should arise

Nervous system? Yeah i can tell

field opening for Curtis Sliwa, pressure mounting. heavy is the head that dons the beret

some digital stuff from the wiesn #fujixh1 #21colorskopar #streetphotography #fujix #voigtlander

I may be a minor deity of some kind

Diesen Winter hab ich mir vorgenommen alkoholkrank zu werden

realising that you've basically done this to yourself is sadly not enough to unlearn it

trump accidentally does more for the public perception of immigrants than the democrats have since 2020

learning that when men kill themselves its almost always with a gun, asphyxiation or hanging, women are much more creative (overdoses, exsanguination, intentional poisoning, throwing oneself under vehicles or jumping from high places)

hi i saw your 2 like post from 4 years ago and i thought it was a banger

i feel like its odd how the roaring twenties are seen as this golden generation, but realistically they were feeling exactly the same as we are now, they also knew what was coming

do i spend 50€ to go to a concert to hear exactly one song

„Touch grass!“ no!!!! Shooting fomapan

Taking bets on how long until this is shut down because this is the single biggest money sink invented so far, literally impossible to make profitable, half its users would have to work for 100 hours to pay for one hour of use to even break even

Environmental storytelling

Embarrassing how the only things keeping me alive rn is not having a good home for my cameras and also how much of an embarrassing cliche killing yourself as a tranny is

I just saw a lewd so insane I had to retweet

Daily Digital with @thickallover.bsky.social

Im literally the worlds most stressed girl

found a weird potato a while ago

Bless my 3d printed life

WOOPS! Getting ultrasued

It’s insane that up until the 30s the southern states had a significantly more brutal system of slavery than they did in the 1830s and nobody knows about it, it’s completely memory holed

in münchen gibts grade eine volksabstimmung ob wir uns für die olympiade bewerben, und ich habe sage und schreibe 2.5 seiten werbung im DIN A4 format PLUS einen flyer im umschlag mit den wahlunterlagen bekommen, die mich davon überzeugen sollen dafür zu stimmen, das kann doch niemals ok sein

Tibetan brother is barbecuing us some yak meat rn. This is an official statement from Devon™️

been thinking a lot about the passage of time lately

Everyone always says oh this baby penguin could fit in a teacup but then nobody shows me the baby penguin in a teacup

I think the best way to instantly kill a medieval peasant is to take him to a rave, it was physically impossible to make something that loud for 99% of human existence, such fast Melodie’s and people off their rockers dancing would probably make him think the devil is holding communion

americans you dont even know how good you have it