All I see in my feed is the White House being demolished and Trump sh*tting all over huge crowds of peaceful American citizens and I have to think, what better metaphors could we have for what is going on in America today?

AS DING-DONG DONNY KEEPS HALLUCINATING ABOUT HOW HE AND WHAT'S-HER-NAME NARROWLY ESCAPED BEING "ESCALATORED" TO BITS, A FOREIGN DIPLOMAT ASKED, AREN'T WE EMBARRASSED BY OUR DIPSHIT PRESIDENT? I ANSWER THE QUESTION VERY POWERFULLY IN TODAY'S POST. THANK YOU FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pC3clD

Wrapped up with a bow on it, so no one can fail to put it all together.

What's our excuse?

I honestly don't understand how some people got from "They want to take away our guns" to "They are the party of murder." Anyone?

Tyler Robinson will be out of the news by Monday. Right wing which dominates media and politics and power is already gaslighting their audience and still blaming "the left." You can't shame shameless people who are committed to an extremist authoritarian project.

Way to level up, Netflix!

Judges were the first line of defense. Now we've got governors kicking ass. Still waiting for the legislative branch (both sides of the aisle if we can get it) to discover their cojones.

Yet another industry getting body-slammed by the current administration's failing policies.

Let them eat cake.

Not so hard to imagine anymore...

How beautiful is this?

Check, check, check...

Watch his body language.

"[Troops] have told friends and family members they are deeply unhappy about the assignment and worry their only meaningful role will be as pawns in a political battle they do not want to join." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

IRL

Why can't we all have nice things like this?

Illinois' seventh balanced budget in a row advances our state's growing record of fiscal responsibility. All while continuing our investments in education, health care, public safety, and jobs for working families. From start to finish, it's for the people of Illinois.

Yeah, THIS.

Wonder where he got the idea for this Golden Dome security plan?

Gotta love this guy.

I sure hope some investigative journalist somewhere is already at work on an in-depth article about who these ICE agents are, how they were hired, and who told them to wear those face coverings at all times.

Can someone please make this neverending Opposite Day stop?

What did this buffoon expect? Headlines like "Hip Hip Hooray for the former TV Talk Show Chatterbox Pretending to Run the Department of Defense by Bigotedly Erasing the Accomplishments of Any Black or Women Veterans and Then Drunkenly Revealing Military Secrets"?

When you get right down to it . . .

Just about sums it up.

Your Zen koan for the day.

I really needed this laugh today.

Just goes to show: No amount of money can buy some people even a single clue

Have y'all seen this?

Wow. Just wow.

Trump aside, imagine being lectured by the author of Shitkicker Serenade.

It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them. Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”

"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better." My god, he went full Bette Davis.

Breaking it, then profiting off the *fix* The same way they profit off of education privatization… health care… etc… They count on you not realizing it. You are their piggy bank.

Thinking this level of inequality is unsustainable doesn’t make you a socialist or a communist or a Marxist, it makes you a human being.

This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0

Always follow the money.

America not feeling hardcore on Space Karen

They may be new to government, but they're already learned that you can say anything in a headline and no one will read past that.

This is how a leader responds to a crisis.

Union Square rally.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but we didn't have multiple plane crashes per week under President Biden and Secretary Buttigieg.

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

Trump has spent literally half of his presidency at Mar-a-Lago.

Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. And this is what the White House is focused on.

Who knew the American resistance was going to be mostly Canada?

Meals on Wheels America spox on OMB pause: "the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."