Okay outside tonight

i had a big ADHD focus win today: i got rid of the cardboard hoard in a corner of my room and now my bedroom door opens fully for the first time in years!!

This was handed in for a PSYCH CLASS & when the prof said she didn't use empirical sources but rather submitted op-ed she whined about religious liberty + prof got suspended. I was a *Religious Studies* major; in my time she would have been rightly BBQ'd had she dared to hand in this absolute drek.

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Remember—when you do good deeds, you make God fuck Godself. This is just classic kabbalah. You don’t want to prevent God from fucking, do you?

Personally? Just stay away from the abstract scents. Apple Cider: clear, solid choice Spring Day: vague but I guess that's like flowers? I kinda see it Wedding Day: what is this scent supposed to be? champagne? cake? broken glass?? get outta here

I learned today that our sun is a third generation star, having been formed from the remnants of at least two previous stars. In other words, it’s a grandsun.

My key won't coöperate, so I can't reënter the flat

Today is the anniversary of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act. Not only did the law literally open doors to countless students with disabilities (myself included), it also had the unintended consequence of creating the moral panic around an autism "epidemic." 🧵 1/

"It's impossible to tell definitively if someone is using AI!" —Someone who has never contemplated the plagiarism-detection mechanism of, for instance, asking a student what a word they used in their paper means.

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Globalcompanycorp, whose family of brands includes children’s toys, theme parks and ballistic missiles, altruistically gifted seven-year-old Finley Rice the opportunity to inspire an audience of tens of thousands to buy action figures, rollercoaster fastpasses and long-range weaponry.

The Doctor is right and correct

You're not a free speech warrior when you refuse to use language that is respectful. You're an asshole.

i spent the past two hours watching this recording of a performance of the musical Assassins and i have no regrets 🤩 content warnings: racial slurs (the n word), a lot of gun violence, lots of swearing

One of my favorite details of A Midsummer Night's Dream is that within it there's a play that has essentially the same plot as Romeo and Juliet and all the characters who see it say it's the dumbest shit they've ever seen

To lose the crown jewels may be regarded as a misfortune. But to lose a year's worth of snails ...

it is now family singalong time bc we love huntr/x #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

America's decline is directly correlated to Pac Man getting arms and legs

i am in love with the Spirit of America dance costumes. what if stained glass but opaque and iridescent #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

we have confined the dog to a room across the house and she STILL heard the sleigh bells in the starbucks commercial and panicked. madam, you need to accept that sleigh bells and jingle bells are going to be audible in this house for the next month and a half #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Shaggy performing both the song about cheating on your girl and the song about appreciating your girl

Reminder that caninically, Elmo's father is constantly deployed overseas and that's why we never see him

This friendsgiving Meta commercial conveniently leaving out all the "I was mad until I zoomed in on this picture and saw THE TRUTH" posts and AI slop

the marching bands are always my favorite ❤️ #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Christine Smout, 46, will reportedly do anything to avoid sitting through 30 unsolicited seconds about the fucking postcode lottery including, but not limited to, turning the volume right down, playing exactly 30 seconds of a gem-swapping game and clawing her own eyes out.

we are having to calm down the dog every few minutes because her new panic trigger is jingle bells, sleigh bells, or tambourine sounds #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

the older child cackled when she saw spongebob's nose bobbing in the breeze lmao #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #MacysParade

the children are super pumped to see the kpop demon hunters balloons in the macy's parade i love sussy so much

there was a period in "scooby doo!" where they kept adding new dogs. they didn't stop at scrappy. they were trying to add dogs til they found the correct amount of dogs to make the show popular again

Americans seem to be making a big deal about my birthday. You guys don't need to do anything today really it's fine.

Just because you CAN make a matcha turkey, doesn't mean you SHOULD 🙄

more like crapsgiving am i right? because of all the poop

Did yall read my horny-smart book Gender/Fucking?

it sounds like hegseth lost at the pinewood derby every year and is threatened by the idea of girls winning

I 100% believe that every billionaire has eaten human flesh at some point. Just because they can get away with it.

I think it's important to say every time that Americans have been frightened of Black Haitians since the Haitian Revolution succeeded because the Haitian fight for freedom inspired enslaved people across the Americas and showed colonizer slaveholders that sometimes we win. They're still scared.

Got emotional reading a passage about a little Black girl who wants to grow up to be a Dodger just like Jackie Robinson and thinks that Harriet Tubman looks like she had a good throwing arm I want Black kids to live in a world where those are the connections they are invited to make

It’s almost certainly the case that it’s not almost certainly the case that it’s almost certainly the case. Checkmate, atheists.

When you die , I'll be the one writing your name in my Death Note, Charlie Brown

In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses

Public transport isn't just for Middle Earth. Narnia's getting in on the act! I've drawn a subway map covering all 7 books of The Chronicles of Narnia. Follow the plots lines, but don't touch the third rail! #Narnia #Maps #Subway You can buy prints on my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/listing/4345...

Pls RT: my friend is in desperate need of Plan B (emergency contraception). I’m able to pay for half of the fee. Does anyone else have 20 dollars they can spare for them? My C*shApp is EricaLaurenD.

Editing the video for "The End of All Things" was a serendipitous moment where the images I needed emerged from the found footage, and the editing decisions seemed obvious as if they were dictated to me. It feels less like I made it and more like I found a little movie that no one had ever seen

i love my adorable raccoon husband ❤️

Day #168: The Exciting World of the Metric System (1976)

From what I gathered from talking to him, and looking it up, they seem to believe that the devil lives among us (invisibly) on earth. I was like “oh, Sympathy for the Devil-style”, but right now all I can think is “Ooo, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Ooo, Satan lives with us on earth!”

All piracy discourse needs to start from the understanding that the answer to “is it ethical” is absolutely going to be “it depends.” My academic books? Not-for-profit publishers that make most of their money from government grants and selling to libraries. My other book? Tiny mom and pop shop.