Do you ever sing "MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!" over and over to your cat, or are you boring?

Jimothy 'bout to get Medieval on all y'all's asses.

Zack Snyder's Justice League: Yes, I finally did it, MOTHERFUCKERS: 4 fucking hours I'll never get the FUCK back. Overlong, laughably overserious, silly music choices, unnecessary gore and death, flat on-the-nose dialogue... not as bad as I expected, but it's not great, folks.😬 #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️¾

my mom showed me Aliens when I was 5yo and the women in that movie (especially Sigourney Weaver) imprinted on my tiny brain that women will fuck your shit up and not stop until one of you dies, which is an important lesson for little boys to learn early

It's addictive. My father was a gambling addict. It destroyed his finances, and, by extension, the lives of my mother, my siblings, and I. If you don't understand someone else's addiction, try to remember that the addiction is addictive. That'll help.

Black Adam: Still a better Tomb Raider movie than any Tomb Raider movie, still a better Doctor Strange movie than MCU efforts, still a better Avengers movie than the last two, still a better Scorpion King movie than... all right, you get the shtick. $400 mil ain't no box office bomb. Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️¾

Neighbor in laundry room: Good to see you again.😊 Me, with post concussion-syndrome face blindness:

Some banned books must also suck, right? Why am I the only Leftist-ish person who can fucking THINK?

SHAZAM! Fury of the Gods: I would love it if Billy Batson worked for a newspaper in this movie. Cyberbullies mocked the FUCK out of Zachary Levi for his public meltdown(?) over how this didn't make money. ...Levi was right tho. This is one of the greatest films of all time. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

My cherished 1991 Chrysler LeBaron convertible is in the shop, and, within the next day or two, I'm about to spend several thousand dollars on the repairs being performed. All mechanical; she will look as shitty when this is done as she did before. In case you still don't understand what love is.🍀

If there are enough people to remember me that I get an obituary when I die, I hope it reads "historically nude".

SHAZAM!: I would love it if Billy Batson worked for a newspaper in this film. Also: this is a kids' movie at heart, and there's no reason for it to be over 2 hours, or *QUITE* as gruesome as it is in places (the lady scientist's death being cheap and egregious). Anyway, beer is gross. Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️¾

Dosage limits and warning labels are for communist pussies. I take 30 Tremfya every morning because I am not a fucking CUCK, SHEEPLE.

Damn. Maybe I really *should* start eating my enemies...

Green Lantern Extended Cut: Wiley audiences often rebuke critics, making hits of movies they've condemned. But critics told audiences not to like this, and audiences said, "Yes, sirs, we WILL obey." Their loss: it's one of the greatest superhero movies ever made. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️³⁵⁹⁹⁄₃₆₀₀

The people who pretend they need John Lennon to be a paragon of progressive humanity for "Imagine" to be valid are absolute attention-seeking phonies. John Lennon was a flawed and damaged man. I don't think he always liked who he saw in the mirror. That makes him the perfect man to write "Imagine".🍀

I'm being cordial AF, they suspect NOTHING.

WW84 (Wonder Woman 1984): After a slow, silly first act, I was blown away by this movie the first time. Gave it 5 stars. I was extremely tired during this rewatch... but it also wasn't quite as good as I remembered. I like what this movie tries to do better than what it does. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️½

Caveat: I don't believe Christopher Nolan gives even the tiniest FUCK about Batman as a character. His Batman trilogy was always a stepping stone to his passion projects. So if The Dark Knight Rises was made as an intentionally-stupid billion-dollar prank movie, then I give it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.

I hate my job, it's too demanding for my permanently-injured body to do much longer... but this is the first time in years I've had any money of note in the bank. It was AMAZING to go to the auto parts store, interrupt the clerk laying out options, and just say, "I want your most expensive battery."

"I requested stolen art, so I am now the artist. FUCK I AM TALENTED, MOTHERFUCKKKKKKK."

Listen to this fucking dinosaur.🙄 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That's high praise.🍀

Look, Zack Snyder weirdos, I came around on your beloved movies. I like them now. Doesn't mean I can't like Joss Whedon's 1/2 a JL movie more. Snyder is neither messiah nor religion. He's just a dude who makes movies. I like his movies, but they're not quite my favorite. Who gives a fuck? CHILLAX.

The Dark Knight Rises: After the half-clever/half-fumble of Nolan's 2nd Batman movie, he decided to go all-in on fumble and make one of the worst films of all time. This is a train wreck of contrivance in which I believe almost nothing. It's dumb as hell, and boring as fuck. #FilmSky Verdict: ½ star

Wonder Woman: I *HATED* this movie on first viewing; not sure why. Maybe it was just my time of the month*... Easily 11 mins too long, 2-3 embarrassingly shitty jokes, one very weak actor/character, and a big logic lapse in Diana's warfighting morals. Otherwise? Fuckin' ROCKS. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Justice League 2017: Studio takes advantage of director's horrifying family trauma to stab him in the back and neuter his movie series by bringing another writer-director on board to turn his artful-edgelord drama into the DC Avengers... ...shockingly, it's fucking brilliant. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice: Ultimate Edition: I'm not sure if the mission to turn pulp superheroes into dour drama characters is a good or a wise mission, but this movie succeeds at it very artfully. Engaging the whole time, but only fun once Wonder Woman shows up. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶B̶e̶g̶i̶n̶s̶ Man of Steel: Wanting a Superman Returns sequel, I was unfairly biased against this movie on my first viewing. On its own edgier terms, this film is pretty fucking great. I'd give 5 stars, but it's explosion-porn-overstuffed, killing bystanders AND pacing. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm: Still a better Batman vs. Joker movie than ANY live action film. Nicholson and Ledger were excellent Jokers, but Mark Hamill's Joker is the ONLY one who gives me chills. Pacing & dialogue could be better in places, but only slightly. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⁵⁸⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁄₆₀₀₀₀₀₀

The Dark Knight: a solid, intermittently clever crime movie... but not a very good Batman movie. Technical prowess is world-class, but the screenplay keeps getting dumber as it goes. So does Batman, who's never been more inept faced with the Joker in ANY iteration. #FilmSky Verdict: Meh. ⭐️⭐️½?

So my rum and raisin cake is gluten free. It’s also raisin free. And cake free. OK it’s just rum.

Batman Begins: is not a perfect live-action Batman movie -- but probably as close as we're ever gonna get. Fuck the sequels, this is the only one Ol' Unreliable Christopher Nolan got right. This might be the only one of his films I actually love. KATIE HOLMES, WOOOO!!! #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⁸⁰⁴⁄₈₀₅*

Look, to be fair, I'm kind of a dick.

The Venn diagram of people who cheer on the deaths of immigrants and people who think Jesus loves them and they’re going to heaven is a circle.

Batman & Robin: One of the dumbest, lamest, most cartoonish sequels to ever piss flamingy gay rainbows over every movie which came before it. A kick in the crotch of good taste, an errant pinch to the rubber nipples of common sense. Twist: these are all COMPLIMENTS, SUCKAH. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I said it before. There are days it doesn't pay to get your Autobots to transform and roll out.

Batman Forever: appropriate for a deeply-flawed Batman movie co-starring Two-Face, this is two different movies. The Bat-family double-surrogate-father one is good. Chase & Bruce, the most compelling couple in the then-trilogy. Conversely, the villains' movie is a shit cartoon. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️

Nudity shouldn't be such a big deal, people. Get a grip.🍀

ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your...your tater tots? ME: you heard me

I’m attempting to have the most liked photo on Bluesky Monarch Butterfly at Hobbiton, New Zealand. All reposts and likes welcome Real photography over AI. #photography

I said Batman Returns works best headcanoned into an origin story for Frank Reynolds, and then I decided to watch S17E6 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Frank is missing, and the first place they look for him: under a BRIDGE, MOTHERFUCKERS. I am the ONE movie reviewer who is ALWAYS right.🐧

Batman Returns: is a gloriously beautiful complete piece of shit. This is one of the worst blockbuster screenplays ever filmed. There are maybe four good lines of dialogue in the ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE. The plot(s) make zero sense. Just a dreadful, boring, stupid mess. #FilmSky Verdict: Barely ½ star

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Best Picture, fuck it.🍀

if i'm being honest taylor swift and travis kelce had a medium sized indian wedding

Grosse Point Blank: I saw this twice the year it came out and loved it as a great comedy. I was wrong; it's really an oddball drama, kind of an off-brand Coen Brothers movie, but I like it better than any actual Coen Brothers movie I've seen. Sorry, not sorry. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Better Off Dead: Simultaneously one of the best comedies in general, one of the best dark comedies, one of the best surrealist comedies, one of the best romantic comedies, and an inspired high point of '80s cinema. Heavy themes, but light. Deadpan insanity, but it's cute AF. #FilmSky Verdict: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️