My favorite mantra is from the fortune teller in Animal Crossing. ~*bad times are just times that are bad*~ Like so true diva!!!

@merriam-webster.com is it desanguination or exsanguination? Is there a difference?

Went to a Cubs game yesterday with @iotapup.bsky.social and @artiethedobie.bsky.social 🖤🧡💛

Sunday Funday’d yesterday, woke up without a hangover, high of 80 and sunny, all work meetings cancelled, teeth cleaning moved to Friday, saw one of my haters looking ugly on my way to the coffee shop. God is 🙂‍↕️

Over the past year I have been busting my ass on what is now being called thee gala of the season. Nearly $1.5 million raised for LGBTQ+ healthcare. Truly so grateful, despite all of the gray hairs this gave me, it was so worth it 🙂‍↕️

Not liking Anxiety by Doechii is a sign of low intelligence btw

Why does everyone always say “I mean that as a compliment” after telling me I look like Sam Smith…

Charging more than .50 cents for a sauce cup should be punishable by death because what the fuck do you mean two tablespoons of ranch is $1.00

It’s extremely fucked up that hairless cats aren’t hypoallergenic

Can’t argue with that logic

Sabrina put crack in Busy Woman

I simply cannot resist a tiny little jar, if I find one it will never leave my possession

My employee saw me typing an email and said “you’re a better man than me, I would be using ChatGPT”. Chat, the email was 3 sentences long…

Hell yeah

Ive had the Pee Wee’s Playhouse theme stuck in my head all day please somebody come put me out of my misery

Solidifying myself as THEE cutie patootie of the office by handing out little Valentine’s Day cards to everyone 😌

Wow, they removed “End Racism” from the Puppy Bowl end zone too

Yeah I’m gonna need all my girls to start taking the train

Fwiends! @acozyitalian.bsky.social

Who up rendering their beef tallow?

SHE’S INNOCENT!!

Told my friend I was going to pee and he didn’t respond “Go Piss Girl” so I guess we’re fighting?

Browsing Etsy…

Pisses me off how well this Etsy ad is targeted towards me

Palm Springs pool day

Hello gay boy, who is your Peacock pfp and why is it Olivia Benson? Who is your Max pfp and why is it Jennifer Coolidge?