Barron Trump’s SoundCloud

“We’re gonna be looking into the means of- what is it Z?- the means of production. I think we’re gonna look strongly at seizing these means for the proletariat. A lot of people have been saying - big tears in their eyes. Big, strong Laborers, saying ‘’Sir, Sir, …..”

Aurora Borealis as seen from light-polluted Chicago.

Happy Caturday! We took in a new foster today. Meet Hubert. A 2 month old sweetie who loves to play and EAT.

My DuckDuckGo search, 3 weeks after an incident with my marionette that I’m only just now trying to resolve:

I’m thinking a giant indoor trampoline park. Free admission.

Women don’t like the vehicle

Ladies and gentlethem, I give you: The Democratic Republic of IToldYouSo

Altman, 03/2025: “Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the computer…. I think ‘they’ is the computer” Altman, 10/2025: “okay, okay: We’ve heard you, and we agree. The only real utility in this is fucking the computer.”

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

So long as the song is called “F my eh “

Though some may bother and grumble and gripe, And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type. Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.

Wait what the hell

My vision is fine, but my ability to recognize faces is REAL low. I often have to google image search when someone posts a politician, athlete or celeb picture that one would have to know to get the context. For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.

Reskeet with your mental state.

Big thread. It all seems to track, just judging from the cesspits I’ve glanced into in my online travails.

Wat.

💋☺️What If We Kissed In The Suppositorium? 🥰💋

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One might even suggest he “Be best” and stop online bullying.

‘Pls don’t mention the Overton window’ is pretty wild, ngl.

thinking about the liberal heroes at south park devoting like an entire season of their show to how gross they thought vaginoplasty was :^)

Constipation! At The Airport

Yeah, maybe in the NEXT constitution. The perpetual weakness of liberal response to fascism is “well I guess he found a loophole that lets him pull down our pants and spank us, so maybe we just need to make a better rule about that. That’ll stop him.”

Ah, the Chicago air and water show is back again this weekend.

Just brilliant. Surely our best and brightest.

All the quotes or reskeets were done by what look like Spanish-language bots. OP either deleted post or blocked, so I guess that’s the last time I go reading the discover tab. And all I did was mention that their joke was already done 8 years prior by someone else?? Engagement farming called out?

My favorite one, which somehow implies having 3 feet.

Okay but why’s he gotta look so happy about it

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

What the hell, NYT? I thought you were cool.

Thank you, JB! Do not let them invade our glorious Illinois Khanate!

Yikes. Also: www.vice.com/en/article/b...

Absolutely. I’ve been in my bowling league for 15 years now with mostly the same 40 guys who come from all walks. Shit, some of us started occasionally having jam sessions, and Skynyrd was covered. Losing my L4-L5 disc and not being able to bowl has been destructive to my mental health.

That’s a happy kitty.

Trump really strained to get that smile out

Another week, another foster cat. This sweet girl is ~10yo and super cuddly. Not into running/jumping/playing much.

South Park creators faux-apologize for jorkin’ it without regard to the detrimental aspects of the two-party first past the post election system, 10 years foo late.

I'm sure it'll all be just fine. Especially when we had so many Infrastructure weeks to shore up the insecure power grid, railways, and aging bridges.

My reaction to that completely batshit press briefing by Tulsi Gabbard in which she accused Obama of “treasonous conspiracy” is that whatever is in the Epstein files about Trump must be really really bad

if you saw this man no you didn’t

i will never stop loving this

Where are those damn Orcas when we need them most?!

Ah, wonderful. That time of year near the summer solstice where my body decides to wake with the ridiculously early sunrise, regardless of when I went to sleep.

This is the hurricane-path sharpie, or MS-13 mspaint knuckle tattoo editing, yeah? We all know this, yeah?