Little trip to Sitges booked for September with @stuarteleven.bsky.social and @benjmcr.bsky.social - the diet starts tomorrow!!!

Just purchased a weekly tram ticket only to realise I only needed a day ticket for today. Ffs!

Why is life so hard?!?! Mondays suck!!

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What I wish for in 2026 is for all men who are afraid of balding to find the courage to shave their heads. The freedom! No anxiety! The *smoothness*. Give it a go xo

Today is already blurgh!

Photographed some nature today ❄️

Out for lunch tomorrow and I’m not sure I could even squeeze into a muumuu.

Does anyone subscribe to or have insight into Pod Drive for EV charging?

Taking all of the Christmas decorations and tree down is partly depressing and partly liberating. The house feels bloody huge.

I can’t believe I’m eating again. When will it stop?!?!

I can’t be arsed to even roll to bed.

Merry Christmas to Green Party members 😘

According to NORAD Santa has just flown over Manchester. Hey hun 👋

Drag name idea, for someone with great teeth and ideally based near a seaside town. Sue Veneers.

I’m not one to believe in resolutions, but tell me one thing you want to do next year.

My son just said I could be a drag queen because ‘you slay’. Haha. He’s learning.

A fun fact I learnt this evening. Manchester is further EAST than Glasgow and Edinburgh.

I’ve spent a lot of the day trying to talk Alex into getting a new car. I’ve taken a huge dislike to ours and decided it’s time for a new one. I think I’m nearly there.

Now that the Christmas tree is up and decorated, and I have my festive pyjamas on. I think it would be foolish not to have my first Baileys on ice of the season. Come to Daddy!!

I’m not sure watching Beaches was such a good idea. Ugly crying.

Norovirus was absolutely not on my bingo card for this weekend 🤢 💩

Cringing at Drag Race this week.

Absolutely beside myself that it’s Friday tomorrow.

John on The Wheel is a bit cute.

Matching family Christmas jumpers and pyjamas purchased for the 2025 seasonal festivities.

I’m sad there’s no Graham Norton Show tonight.

Trying to collect a piss sample from my dog this morning was not on my original to do list for Thursday.

Watching The Feud on Netflix. I think the biggest mystery is how they got a kitchen extension nearly finished in a month. Not who murdered which neighbour.

Alex has been studying all year for an exam that takes place tomorrow. Everyone is feeling the nerves at home.

Lovely day yesterday putting the world to rights over lunch and delicious drinks with @stuarteleven.bsky.social

What a wonderful evening of tv.

I’ve just watched my first Christmas movie of the season. And I’m ready to put my tree up.

Having Monday as a WFH day kinda takes the sting out of the start of the week.

About thirty seconds into Girlbands Forever. They’re absolutely amazing people.

Marcus Mumford is unbelievably handsome.

Wait, what? We have to wait another week for the final of celeb traitors?

And now David and Nick have put themselves into the firing line.

Surely by throwing Alan under the bus in front of Cat, Jonothan has surely sealed his own fate.

Long day at Alton Towers with Junior and now I’m pooped. Traitors and bed for me tonight.

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Are the @greenparty.org.uk on 200,000 members yet? We’re nearly there surely?

Did they just watch Cher music videos all week or did they bother rehearing? #Strictly

Oh my god, A Place in the Sun just finished on a huge downer. So sad that one of the couple passed away since the filming.

I think Alan and Cat are going to throw Jonathan under the bus tomorrow.

I’ve got one of those hangovers that’s getting worse as the day goes on.

I’m out straight after work today at an art function and just noticed my t-shirt has holes in it. A quick trip to the shop may be needed. Or I just take the scissors to it and make it a cropped t-shirt and show off my muffin top.

I’m booked in with a new barber later and I’m equally excited and terrified.

Is Claudia jaundice?

Well the Tom Daylee shower scene was inevitable #CelebTraitors