We had a good training sesh

Wow Stranger Things really isn’t great anymore is it. I can’t take another scene where they figure out how to destroy Vecna, illustrated using random objects and completing eachothers sentences.

Something about biceps

Wearing my husband’s doggy PJs 🐶

It’s that time of year where ppl post pics from their family homes and we can see how heigh the TV is (too high).

I joined a new gym 🏋🏼

A weekend of eating and drinking terribly. Now back to it!

Should get ready really

Got my snuggly hoodie on

It’s Friday

The tree is up and I managed to tousle these ribbons just the way I wanted them 🙏 🎄

Oh hi sun ☀️

bet this feels so good if you're a router

Been using this wheel a lot. Can recommend.

👋 happy friday

Apart from my moustache my facial hair is like a teenage boy’s. I guess I’ll never have a real beard 🥲

It’s Friday

Trying this again

Bluesky’s been playing up today. Kept telling me I had an invalid handle and my gym progress pic kept failing to post properly 😔

This restaurant has a free second serving of steak so I asked could I have it with the first and they said yes!

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

Been watching a documentary about water treatment on BBC Archive’s YouTube channel and it’s legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

I accidentally left my phone in the car yesterday and my husband drove to work with it, meaning I was without it ALL DAY. It was tough but also kind of liberating.

Octopus Energy to customers on its Agile tariff:

Going for a walk

photosynthesis mode activated

The hotel is doing a performance of the Lion King and I assumed it would be a 20 mins highlight show but theyre legit recreating the entire film scene for scene. I appreciate the effort but I need my bed.

Feeling sleepy and attention starved

Back to the gym after a hiatus 💪

A wholesome evening

I cannot wait to get outside and absolutely demolish several pints 🍺

I’m dad?

Morning 🥱

Sup?

Been watching full episodes of Airline on YouTube and it’s a mind blowing time capsule of early 00s travel, culture and indignation. Passengers unable to comprehend that you need photo ID to get on a plane, or arrive more than 30 mins before it takes off.

When people put their phone in their MOUTH to take a hands-free mirror selfie… oh no.

Was just driving around with a VW engineer to show him this weird noise the car is making when @eddible.bsky.social texted me and the car read it out loud. Thankfully it was just about his Weetabix this morning.

Been warm today

Thought that “liquid glass” looked familiar… #wwdc25 #vista

Kylie ❤️‍🔥

It was sunny and warm for about 20 mins

Emailed the hotel I’m gonna be staying in in Ibiza to ask if they’ll be showing the Eurovision final—no reply yet. I should’ve used “ESA DIVA 🇪🇸 ” as the subject line.

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

I just walked to the shop near the office to get a Grenade bar and they were £3.50 😡

When people reply to a text with a call

The CO alarm started chirping this morning (low battery) so I removed the battery and the cunty little thing is still chirping nearly 3 hours later.

If Jeff Bezos can send Katy Perry into space, he can pay a wealth tax so every American has debt-free healthcare.

We’re not hard enough on these birds