Seems like a fair exchange. I’m in.

I honestly wasn’t that bothered by #HeatedRivalry and then episode 5 hit! 😭😭😭

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

Sinking to their level achieves nothing. That being said, Carole Malone is another level of vile

Oh do it!!!!!

I know it would hurt, but I wish every European country stopped importing anything from the US

I’m sorry but this is objectively fucking hilarious

Little trip to Sitges booked for September with @stuarteleven.bsky.social and @benjmcr.bsky.social - the diet starts tomorrow!!!

Bonus week so daddy treated himself!

Will Poulter has said he’d be up for playing Cal Kestis in a Star Wars movie. Sorry Will, there’s only one actor playing that role! #StarWars

The law should be changed to force a by-election if an MP changes party

People who don’t colour code their calendars are monster. You heard me. Fucking monsters.

Ok so OnlyFans is on hold. For now. Apologies to the fans.

Every seat for Reform is 1 too many #MakeHopeNormal #VoteGreen

Your reminder that Wes Streeting is a piece of shit willing to betray the LGBTQ+ community for the keys to Downing St

Grok will no longer be able to create undressed images of kids “in jurisdictions where it’s illegal”. So there are places where it’s legal????

Three episodes into #HeatedRivalry and I am infinitely more invested in Scott and Kip than those other two with the incredible bums

The world is a fucking mess lately and I really feel the only thing that can save it, is a world tour by Miss Kelly Clarkson!

Not watching #TheTraitors as husband is away and kids wanted an early night. So I’ll be dodging spoilers!

I’ve been on the look out for these for a while and I’m unnaturally excited about opening them!

A Reform victory in any nation of the UK is NOT inevitable ✊🏻🌍

It’s mother fucking Traitors’ night!!!!!!

It’s bonus / pay review week at work. If you see an ad for my OnlyFans come Friday, you’ll know it’s not gone well

Good morning. A regular reminder: a tiny few hoard staggering wealth and own much of the media, while millions struggle to survive. That’s not an accident. It’s a choice made by those in power. Tax wealth. Fund public services. Build an economy for everyone - not the 1%.

Aaron Pierre is impossibly handsome. Like AI levels of handsome #TheMorningShow

I may have got a semi reading this

I’m as gay as they come, but Marion Cotillard speaking French is so incredibly fucking hot! #TheMorningShow

Bit ridiculous that BBC have aired a trailer for #TheNightManager with a HUGE spoiler only one day after airing that episode

Nadhim Zahawi would be frightened to live in a country run by Nigel Farage. Zahawi has deleted it, but it is too late.

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

This photo always makes Maxwell look she has one massive lopsided boob. I mean she’s still a paedophile enabler though.

Nini Coco out of drag is FIT! #DragRace18

Breakfast is served.

Fascinating movie. Terrible cast. #Nuremberg

MATTHEW!!! #TheTraitors

I was keeping my X account for the alt content but nah, no justification for enabling child sexual exploitation. Deleted.

Pahahahahaha. I mean credit for ambition but please!!!

Feeling very hopeful that young people are more attracted to compassionate political discourse than right wing rhetoric Time to join the party? 🎉

The World Cup should not be held in the United States.

A colleague has bought a digital water bottle (I shit you not) it records how much water she drinks and sends it to an app so she can track it. 🤦🤦

Bus stop outside the US Embassy in London!! #TrumpIsANonce

I’ll do it for three steak bakes from Greggs and a signed photo of Jonathan Bailey

I don’t think I’m over last night’s episode #TheTraitors

I know it’s only a game but didn’t they pledge to protect the names of their fellow traitors? #TheTraitors

Holy shit!!!!!!! #TheTraitors

I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.

What a cock! Zero consideration for people who might go into debt or forego basics in order to buy these extortionately priced replica kits. As long as he’s making a profit, fuck the fans.

Oh. My. God. The tension! #TheTraitors

Anyone checked on Joanne?