What an absolute bollocks decision #GBBO

As a kid we never carved pumpkins at Halloween. We carved turnips! I think it’s a very Northern Irish thing.

Let’s say Sarah Pochin wasn’t being intentionally racist (spoiler: she was). What is unavoidable however is that she implied that she was 100% fine when ads only included cis, white straight people even though they don’t represent the British population.

Honestly thought she was already dead. Very sad all the same.

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Latest Polling by @YouGov 🟣 Reform 27% 🔵 Tory 17% 🔴 Labour 17% 💚 Green 16% 🟠 Lib Dem 15% This is the LOWEST Labour has ever polled with YouGov. This is the HIGHEST @greenparty.org.uk has ever polled with YouGov. 4 parties within 2 points of each other for second place.

🚨 BREAKING | Greens surge to **17%** ➡️ REF – 28% (+1) 🔴 LAB – 18% (-4) 🔵 CON – 18% (-1) 🟢 GRN – 17% (+4) 🟠 LD – 11% (+1) Via @LordAPolls, 16-20 Oct (+/- vs 11-15 Sep)

How much did Claudia want to say “It’s Britney bitch!” #Strictly

Karen Carney is such a pure soul #Strictly

Absolutely made up for Balvinder #Strictly

Breakfast is served!

Comhghairdeas le Deichiú Uachtarán na hÉireann! 🇮🇪

We’re really delighted. Catherine Connolly will be a great president. 💪💚☘️

Why didn’t Prince send a video message to Jimmy? #Strictly 😏

Wardrobe really did Jimmy dirty tonight #Strictly

Amber and Nikita are f***ing, right? #Strictly

Win or lose, Vicky is an absolute legend #Strictly

I could honestly watch Ellie dance all night long #Strictly

I freaking love Karen Carney #Strictly

I don’t think Lewis and Katya actually like each other #Strictly

I honestly can’t decide who I want to win this year #Strictly

It’s been a while since I read the Bible but I can’t remember the bit where God says it’s OK to rape someone.

Amanda Holden is truly awful as a host

You probably don’t know this but the US Supreme Court is to decide whether to ban gay marriage across the USA. Verdict on 7th November. Shocking implications for not only the US but for the free world. LGBTQ rights are being eroded. Become an LGBTQ ally. We need you. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Face of a grumpy dad who keeps getting killed on PS5!! 🤬

Maybe being transphobic garbage doesn’t pay off after all

So excited that Mumford and Sons are on #GrahamNorton next week. Less excited about Keira “Aren’t trans people so funny” Knightley

The Sun’s attempt at punching-down on trans people with a poll positioned slap-bang in the middle of a leading transphobic propaganda piece, has spectacularly backfired on them! 😆

I do not like Sillexa Diction at all #DragRace

Just rewatched #Luca and remembered why I love it so much!!

Reflecting on it now, Stephen Fry was lovely but he wasn’t really very useful #CelebrityTraitors

I think Alan may have fucked up #CelebrityTraitors

Bring on the election!

Gutted to hear that Claudia is leaving #Strictly - Tess is leaving too.

And the block list continues to grow. Very sad.

Fascinating read

There’s a calmness to Zack Polanski that is so reassuring. The fact that he also makes a LOT of sense is a bonus #Newsnight

Rory Stewart lost me on #Newsnight. He had a point but goodness he made it very badly. On the other hand, Zack Polanski continues to impress. Plain talking & presenting the Green Party as an increasingly cogent foil to Reform & the increasingly loony Tory Party.

Actually I take this back. Rory Stewart suggesting that we ignore the Prince Andrew story (alleged sexual abuse and trafficking of minors) because there are “more important things” happening in the world. Fuck that.

I quite like Rory Stewart but dear god man, close your damn legs! #Newsnight

I am so here for this!!!! Pig, dog, loaf of bread!!!

They all deserve to lose #CelebrityTraitors

Joe Marler wrapped in a pink knitted blanket is my new kink #CelebrityTraitors

It’s my firm belief that it should be completely legal to scratch a vehicle that is blocking a pavement.

I really rate Niamh Algar and Tom Hollander as actors but I just cannot warm to The Iris Affair on Sky. It’s just flat.

I hope Mike Graham never works again and that he discovers a new job, much like concrete, doesn’t grow on trees

I’m no Katie Price fan but it is utterly grotesque that her name should appear in this headline. She has nothing to do with it nor is she in anyway connected to the horrific allegations about this man. www.bbc.com/news/article...

How can Paul say that Aaron did a good job when he said there was something wrong with every layer?!? #GBBO

I love the passive aggressive battle that my colleagues and I have going on our shared OneNote over whether to use UK or US date formats

To be clear, are the Met saying that it’s OK to suggest someone should punch Graham Linehan in his fat face as long as they don’t actually do it?