Fun weather tonight

Ate half a Costco pizza Sat outside barking Pretending she was stuck outside Her distraction was effective She forgot to hide the pizza box

10,000 people have been detained by Trump's thugs in less than a week. 10,000 families were destroyed last weekend. Thousands of companies lost their employees. Thousands of children have lost a parent, often a breadwinner. And cops are being used to help in this brutality & #ICELawlessness 🧵

I have special disdain for the anti inmigrant immigrants.

Me: Sits down for a quiet moment Dogs: ….

Timeline cleanse.

I tried to hide pills in her snacks so she eats her medicine. She is smart enough to know which is which and spits out the medicine. We finally agreed she would take her medicine with cheese.

Free manicure (daughter). Her first attempt at flowers, super cute! She did a great job.

Supergirl is excellent — fun, hip, beautifully scripted. Captures the angst we all feel. A young woman's applause at the end said it all.

SCOTUS strikes down Trump’s attempted ban on birthright citizenship, confirms the 14th Amendment isn’t just a suggestion. Stephen Miller’s tears might overflow the Potomac.

SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP! 🎉 #SCOTUS #SCOTUSDecisions

Good morning everyone This never gets old

I needed to change my Internet provider due to a comedy of errors with my existing provider. Cox cable made it super easy. I literally plugged in a box. It’s amazing how much technologies have changed in the last few years.

BREAKING: In a huge win for voters across the country, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to uphold grace periods for mail ballots. States CAN count ballots postmarked by Election Day but received after Election Day.

Rufus, 12, got moves.

Racism wins again in the US. Supreme Court says Trump admin... www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...

Nothing bonds a family like a daily debate over why the deodorant cap deserves to live on… the deodorant.

There's this, or there's a better idea: DON'T set off fireworks.

New Yorkers think they’re so much cooler than everyone else with their Zohran Mamdani and their leftist congressional candidates and their championship trophy and they are correct

Prada 2 absolutely charmed me—whimsical finale, surprise cameo, all joy. And hello, $682M global haul on a $100M budget. Miranda would approve.

Former President Obama looms large over the Reflecting Pool repairs and Iran War negotiations

Mammogram ✅ Coke Zero Float at Costco afterwards ✅✅ PS. I added Coke Zero to my ice cream dish. Amazing!

"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA

Sis didn’t stammer or stutter! History will remember how our leaders failed to protect the transgender community. They are children of God, they are children of Light and they deserve to be treated as such. Do better! #ProtectTheTransCommunity #SheShed #Pinks

Andre is an Idiot. (Netflix) Get your f*cking colonoscopy.

Currently negotiating whether or not, I’ll get to eat my own dinner

Happy Friday, BlueSky. ♥️

Juneteenth is a reminder that freedom delayed is freedom denied and that the work of making liberty real for every American is never finished.

I am learning how to hold a gun. The target was three feet away. I have tons to learn & am building my confidence.

Team 🇦🇺

Don’t forget❣️ Grand opening and dedication ceremony for the Obama presidential Center livestream today 👇

He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.

I fed them chicken before I ate my salad.

Fuck this regime! Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social Republicans sneak in the Save Our Bacon Act to roll back animal welfare laws across America.

It is indeed historic, as it’s the first time a Trumpist has gotten anyone wet.

De Niro: When I hear something I don’t like, I use my own free speech to respond. When I hear Trump say, that he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation—not even a little bit—I say: shut the fuck up.

In a house full of dogs, eating is a full‑contact sport. There’s always a head in my lap, a nose under my arm, or a hamburger disappearing the second I look away.

Rise Up, Sing Out: A Concert for the First Amendment. An Evening to Build Community. Happening Now! @indivisible.org The next 250 starts with us. As America approaches its 250th anniversary, we have a choice about what story we tell. #SheShed www.youtube.com/live/4HTPwI5...

If you use Waymo driverless car services, you are aiding and abetting fascism. Waymo helps I.C.E. agents locate people to terrorize and abduct. The company willingly shares all facial recognition, license plate and GPS data with I.C.E. and other law enforcement agencies—no subpoena required.

A farmer built a 3‑acre VIP dog park by my house. Bougie pups now live their best zoomie lives.

Here is a livestream of crews removing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center. I’m pretending this is part of the 250 celebrations. www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

Try this one …… bsky.app/profile/bent...

In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:

Love is love

Kevin Bacon & Kiera Sedgwick always make me so happy! Their marriage is such a beautiful example of having fun together & being best friends! It’s how me & my wife are! And I’m so grateful to call her my wife! Hopefully no one ever takes that away from us. Happy Pride! #Pinks #Pride2026

There’s an excellent conversion menu in the calculator. Long press on the calculator icon on top right once you open the calculator, and you’ll see “conversion” on the bottom of the list. There’s a whole bevy of choices, including a currency calculator. Too cool! apple.news/Aax3eGAHWRIW...

OMG I knew dump had done some bad pardon shit but watch this as John goes through this shitshow. It might leave you feeling like you want to drop them into the pit mouth the Sarlacc where they will be digested over 1000 years experiencing immense pain and suffering during that time.

heard someone say "no worry" instead of "no worries"? absolute recession indicator if i've ever heard one