"The bill, HB246 ... instructs the director of vehicles of Kansas to identify every license issued to a trans person and send written notice that the license must be surrendered and reissued. Driving with a license that has been canceled, suspended, or revoked is a misdemeanor in Kansas."

Police departments in targeted deep-blue cities keep on saying they’ll try to stop ICE from breaking the law and then they do jack shit except occasionally arrest some protesters. Its notable they’re even saying these things, but lets focus on what their actions have always and continue to tell us.

Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.

You have never seen a bad - or even mediocre or average - Catherine O’Hara performance. They just don’t exist.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

It isn’t healthy to be this angry all the time. But it also isn’t healthy if this doesn’t make you angry.

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

8th circuit gives ICE go ahead to use force against peaceful demonstrators, a decision which will immediately lead to injury.

I think there is some information in there that isn't familiar to a lot of people. Including that the US is currently holding three times as many people in immigration detention as were detained in the entire Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939—six years into the Third Reich.

this is it. this is the way forward.

Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple! jerry: bone temple? george: bone temple! elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*

Taskmaster Chicago tickets are releasing once again - and AXS ticketing service is blocking me once again. @taskmaster.tv please never use this service again. I and several friends can’t get in because it thinks we’re bots, despite taking all the steps it suggests. Still love TM. Still hate AXS.

“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat

It's the last day of the year, but it's not too late! Still time to listen to all eight episodes that are out so far of THE HARBINGERS, my new audio fiction series in collaboration with Audacious Machine Creative! Get to say that you were there from Year One! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Good morning, happy Boxing Day, have you heard the Harbingers Christmas Special yet? 🎄☃️🎁

The Harbingers by @gabrielurbina.com is my next #12DaysofPodmas pick! I actually listened to the most recent ep this morning and it is SO GOOD. Highly recommend! ❄️

in illinois, unhoused people on the sex offense registry must report in person to police every week and provide a log of every place they stayed. missing even one week or recording one address incorrectly on a weekly log is a new felony charge.

My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.

In four days! 🎄🎅🪄❄️

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

Also friends, since the Christmas Special of The Harbingers is coming out on December 25th, the preview listening party for that episode will be on 12/23 at the usual time of 8:00 PM Eastern! That's TWO nights ahead of the official release! Mark your calendars! 📅🎄 www.youtube.com/live/qqklv41...

Classy as hell. Read the thread.

Join in!

CAPS LOCK FOR EMPHASIS. Pleeeeaaaase do not buy from resale sites. 1) We have to discourage ANY markup (especially when they start at 500%). 2) It OFTEN means buying a ticket that doesn’t actually exist. And you’re just out the money. I’m gutted to miss out too (hugely), but don’t do this.

Has ANYONE in Chicago managed to get a Taskmaster Live ticket??? I’ve been trying for the last 45 minutes since it went live! Same for my wife and our friend!

-The landlord kept the building in appalling conditions -Then hundreds of Trump agents rappelled down & swarmed in at night, trashing apartments, grabbing & zip-tying immigrants, US citizens, adults, kids -Now tenants are being forced out, days before the holidays Wells Fargo is in on this travesty

Controversially, I don't think Die Hard is a Die Hard movie. It's just *set* at Die Hard.

With this week’s chapter of The Harbingers, we’ve now released six episodes and over four hours of content! So for those of you who like to be able to marathon shows before you jump in and check them out, now’s your moment! 🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.

As always, folks, if you enjoy today's new episode of The Harbingers (or if you're like "WHAT THE FUCK URBINA" but in that special way where you want others to suffer the way you've suffered) and want to do something nice for the show, leave us a review - or a rating - on your platform of choice.

I’m begging for Lil’ Jon to give us a “skeet skeet” while performing on this Toys ‘R’ Us float. #Heistgiving

“A Chorus Line: The Next Generation” is peak AI slop. #Heistgiving

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

It’s a THanx miracle!

And if you want to be the first to hear this new episode, join us for a special preview listening party TONIGHT! 8:00 PM Eastern! Right here! 👇 youtube.com/live/cVVYoMS...

Tomorrow: everything goes super well and there are no problems. THE HARBINGERS Episode 6: Act of the Apostle Out this Thanksgiving

“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”

in addition to all of his experience, in 2011 someone tried to assassinate kelly's wife, former congresswoman gabby giffords. no way he's cowing to these ass clowns.

Well, fuck this thing in particular. Carefully vet who you let into a Signal chat. And even then, consider that the government can indeed see what you’re saying.

for those not keeping track: masked feds, upset about being followed during kidnappings, reportedly swerved their car into martinez's, got out and said, "do something bitch," then unloaded five shots into her before driving off. feds then charged martinez w/ assault and offered $50k for more info.

Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.

I have too many and not enough words to say how much I love Todd Snider. The final track from his just-released album is another in a long line of songs just perfect to close out a funeral - at least the sort of funeral I’d want to go to. Rest in chaos, my old friend. youtu.be/i7u5lXeDT9s?...