Daaaaamn The Onion, pull your punches once in a while…

I think the reason Mamdani is popular is because he’s just a guy and not a cereal box villain come to life.

Pac Car 'Ridge Racer Type 4' PlayStation

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Finally, jeans in my size.

“We’re restricting protests because they’re effective.”

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

GET INNNNNN!!!! 🤩 Tonali's delivery is superbly headed into the net by Nick Woltemade and we lead at St. James' Park! 🙌🙌

If only @LBC could have sat him opposite a medical expert to, y’know, shut his treasonous nonsense down.

Not to go all tin foil hat on this, but is it strange that we have access to highly significant evidence for a pending case?

Americans should be out on the street tomorrow, demanding tighter gun controls. as always.

This dude snaps

The new Harry Potter casting is a bit off…

I think Blood Incantation create their music specifically for me.

“Believe it or not”

The library from a dream somewhere…

Possible causes of your problems. It’s a diagram that (sadly) still seems relevant in 2025, so reposting a year and a bit on.

Our Metal Gear Solid 3 podcast. Leon, Tony, Darren, Josh and Paul Rooney are inserted into the Soviet jungle via HALO jump to talk turkey, tree frog and several taxa of fungi. Is 2004’s Bond-tinged, 60s-set Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater the green sheep of the Metal Gear family or The Big Boss?

The hidden best LaD game. The MVP.

This is a pretty amazing bit of trivia. Is Chloe Kelly the ultimate “super sub”?

Every British lad tonight.

This looks like absolute heresy.

Narrator: they won’t

Wordle just making words up I see.

Absolutely instrumental in my taste in music. Rest in peace big man.

Ah not Ozzy.

Procrastinating Overnight Oats

Jurassic Park: Dominion. Incompressible how awful that film is. No tension, no pace, no peril. No sense of presence. Don’t think anyone got eaten by a dinosaur. Irresponsible filmmaking.

Football, eh.

no.

Looks like a Dark Souls NPC who lets you join his guild if you give him a cursed egg.

Hope Hideo Kojima meets up with Danny Boyle on his travels. Would love Death Stranding 3 to be set in England.

Take me down to the Orc City Where the girls are green And the grass is under a knuckle’s depth of ash and blood

Orc City made me laugh so fucking hard......... the internet used to be so fun aftermath.site/orc-city-twi...

finally, some actual yakuza shit!

Imagine if a videogame studio released a videogame…

Is this the worst a videogame has ever looked?

Norman Reedus might be the greatest actor the world has ever seen.

If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them.

Most of the places I ate at when I was in Japan looked like this. They were cheap, clean and the food was delicious. I’d give anything to have just one place like this where I live…

it is really weird that publishing decided that instead of having a marketing budget, writers should just become cult leaders

The review section of every album I like on Wikipedia: Guardian 5/5 Kerrang! 5/5 Metal Hammer 5/5 Robert Christgau C- Pitchfork 9/10

100% Chris Packham is injecting Blur song titles into the script while presenting #Springwatch.

#yakuza0 #rgg

In this house, we don’t skip the intro to Piripenguins…

Tell me your console’s too expensive without telling me your console’s too expensive…

A more elegant headline will never be written…