FUCK SWIMMING FUCK WALLS FUCK FLOORS FUCK DOORS

i live here btw :/

it's rough out here..... you hate to see it happen

it's not fucking fair and i should acknowledge it much more but also it's fucking fine

return-off instructions

thinking anything at all at any time is a cognitohazard really

happy for you that you feel that way.

ate the coffee that stabs you with a wooden skewer 7390 times per second

alphabetical ordering is absolutely busted tbh smh

swallows a piece of your puzzle

("his smile and optimism" voice) his nuance and complexity? gone.

sorry for swearing so much all the time. i've worked in kitchens for a decade and never smoked a single cigarette

considered changing its last name to "null" for just over two thirds of a second before noticing

the fantasy of nobility

[scarily, without a human heart, eyes like a doll's] ill save you. ill save everyone

there is a door that you've never opened. there is a window with a view you've never seen. get there no matter how long it takes

I can help you via hypnosis if you're interested.

im normal and can be trusted with eye contact

it's not that this form is wrong, it's that the concept of form is wrong

[seeing some crazy shit happen in front of me] fuuuck i gotta get on the computer and post about this right now. i need this fleeting moment to live forever in data and digital signals

😃

WATCH gremlins 2.22 RIGHT NOW

laying on the sub like snoopy

bound / untether share your pain; but share also your muse collab with integra (nightscaper2000)

(being handed literally any variety of beverage) this shit better turn me gay

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the place i went to emergency-style for work had fruit water and they gave me a big cup of the fruit water. it's like i'm at gdq already

how is it even possible that you are so loud online? shut the hell up!

okay sf pride weekend into msp/gdq for a long weekend into formfest weekend is unbelievable even now that it's already in progress. plus my birthday is on a friday so i can actually do something about it with no housing pressure this year

the crime: feeling differently about different beings and even about the same one at different times the punishment: always being an actor and a liar no matter what

she makes it look so good

seriously sorry for being so normal

34 YEAR OLD WOMAN AT ANIME CON HOTEL PARTY: you sound pretty passionate about that jax character. you know, when i was your age we had similar arguments about a different character, we called it "vriscourse" 22 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO DIDN'T KNOW SOJU WAS THAT STRONG: could yuo push me down the stairs,,

apparently the lyrics of this next song she’s put on are just the DSM-V criteria for borderline personality disorder in russian

reoccuring thought about sf is that of course it attracts/inspires a fair number of delusions of grandeur. every time i go stand on a hill anywhere and look down i'm like "i could turn this whole city into a giant amphitheater"

i know it was overshadowed by the cop beatings but i do wanna know if unpleasant gradient pride flag ended up making it onto the news

getting crowdkilled at the pride parade

continuing to only eat at fridays under the saddest circumstances possible to retain the association

i'm actually going to jupiter

fully spun up

i miss the solstice can we go back

runs away

are you ready to become a REAL italian beef

no body

feel like if a doctor looked at these wrists they'd suggest no longer working lol