spotted @ work this weekend

You ever find yourself going just a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit too far with what was originally meant to be a low-effort shitpost? Anybody, I made Speedigami for GDQ. docs.google.com/spreadsheets... (with apologies to @jonbois.bsky.social, and probably also @chrishanel.com)

wow. my eyes are so pretty

new and barely-formed habits die hard check this shit out 24

on the bright side, i'm gay

i do not recall placing an order for the max-upgraded deluxe edition monkey's paw with Blu-Ray exclusive special features

if i never eat a mentholated cough drop again it'll be too soon

pastimes: 1. turning myself into soup, 2.

looking online for good sources of manganese and being told to manganese nuts

what if i made it so i could hold it in my hand

it's planes

whoa! lost all my pronouns there for a hot second. that was scary

i already hardly have a personality at all beyond "fulfilling [,not challenging] immediately obvious social roles as they arise" 90% of the time and now i haven't even been doing that adequately due to absence

suppy chain :)

do i really need to get it tattooed when it's already stamped onto each and every neuron

already stuck in a negative thought loop all night and then made an incredibly grave, life-wasting mistake at work :))

i swear to fucking god

nobody informed me until now that i'm literally testament guilty gear

😇 #dragonair #pokemon #art

the dryer doenstairs has shoes or something in it and they're knocking around at 172 bpm

i miss ruby every fucking day and that's still not even close to an exaggeration

got a BINGO! today

very very soon, imminently, i will become the wobbliest bitch in chicago

happy mff weekend to those who celebrate and happy g jones b2b eprom weekend to those who celebrate

Chris Person takes a look at Horses, "the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form" (quoted from the article blurb). aftermath.site/horses-indie... At least read this paragraph:

oh wow so they named me a top 3 absentee friend of the year. would like to thank everybody for all the nominations

if we could see each other's minds clearly then we'd be stunned by the brightness of the light. we'd stumble backward in bewilderment and trip on our shoelaces. and then the spaghetti would fall out of our pockets. and it would be over.

it might be time selfie a day in december (until i forget?)

i'm always so inordinately proud of myself over the most inscrutable shit

finally. the good kind of back pain

i am thankful for Jungle

yo fuck the fourth of july + i love all of you

Hate to continue bumping this!! But here's what I'm working with: - I'm short about $400 on rent - my current gig pays contractors on a 30 day delay(!!!) - I can't drive until I can afford to repair my car (battery won't charge itself) Thank you all for your help this year, it's been a lifesaver

ow,

floating

need to take the washed speedrunner house and turn it into the cracked blood on the clocktower player house

fortune rearrangement

that is how the light gets in

maybe i shouldn't have drawn attention to it

i love corn snack

Please put it in the paper that i got mad

couldn't get a table at dorsia... AGAIN...... -_-

i would like to end my lifetime subscription to exceptionally painful hiccups, no matter how cute the noises they frequently force from me are

im absolute shit with rhythm games but HYPERBEAT looks so good I had to run it through my analog chain

how does anything work

reading old chats and realizing that a more appropriate response to at least every other message would have been an abrupt "what the fuck are you talking about?"

making no art about it

wow! i can see my ancestors from here!