and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

Looks like avocado toast is off the menu.

Fuuuuuck.

I'm going to have an omelet for dinner.

This is the kind of thing that reminds me that it has been ruled in a US Court that you can, in fact, be too smart to be a cop.

The most influential manager of his generation. I have my doubts we will see him manage a club side again. Farewell and thanks for all the trophies.

A wild pitch and a throwing error all in one play.

Americans are taking a beating on their already strained household budgets. If you were a business you would be in trouble. All while corps profits continue to rise at your expense The American household just took an 81% margin cut. Wall Street hasn’t priced it in share.google/S2FBhxHPi4pr...

TFW you arrive much earlier at the bar than you planned... and it's already open. Celtic - Hearts for the league on the TV and y game doesn't start until ten. Tha could get ugly.

Everyone is dunking on the Washington Post for their podcast with 470 views. If you all click on it, we can beat them in “the podcast ratings.” This one is with our good friends at Wheatland Spring Farm + Brewery.

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

Sir Charles!

Well fuck. www.northernag.net/drought-shak...

Out like a light

If you find yourself needing a moment of relaxation from time to time, follow this account. Watch a video and have a moment of zen.

When someone has a 63% disapproval rating and goes to a Yankees v. Tigers baseball game. Sound up:

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The national average price of gasoline has just hit $4.50/gal, the highest level since July 17, 2022, according to GasBuddy data.

The man's cerebral cortex is basically cream of wheat.

Pour one out for Chicago land peeps.

Outsized debt concentrated in a specific sector secured by depreciating assets.

I had a really good lamb burger for dinner tonight.

Cheese heads man...

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

LOL WHAT? EVERY SINGLE STATE IS HIGHER

Who did this?

A black eye for Schumer.

While Hegseth was giving testimony about what a great success the Iran War was, Brent crude rose above $119.50 a barrel, the highest level since June 2022.

Okay, now I'm absolutely sure this was blue on blue.

standing ovation after King Charles sings the praises of NATO and says "that same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine"

If i was in the jury pool aid probably end up getting selected on the basis I dislike both of them parties equally.

Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."

I went on @americanfric.bsky.social and let my incredulity fly

Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger endorsed a constitutional amendment to automatically restore voting rights to people with felony convictions when they leave prison. State lawmakers passed the amendment and it will now appear on the state ballot.

My post on Chornobyl 40 years later is up. Please share if you like it.

Grim.

So... the lady and I went to the Apple Store where she picked up a watch strap and a set of air pods. I glanced down and saw the transaction total and I am now a Leninist.

Just days into the fallout over reporting on his alleged drinking issues, FBI Director Kash Patel will now have to answer questions about a 2005 letter, in which he admitted to being arrested twice for public intoxication and public urination. Good luck with that lawsuit, Kash. trib.al/QrHbov4

Bruce didn’t just play the hits. He met the moment.

My favorite part of this is the part where the reporter says the elephants ambushed him.

Not great.

Coming out of Costco I walked past a jeep painted "Barney purple".

I really want a cheeseburger for lunch. I can go and get one but the best closest place is a bar and there is baseball and beer and...

Map for maga today:

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