Fuck these people.

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game. No ICE No War No Kings No Fear.

Happy Friday!

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NEW: D.C.’s electricity rates have jumped twice as much as those of Virginia's largest utility despite the lack of major data centers. Part of the blame lies with the commission that regulates D.C.’s monopoly gas and electric utilities, @markrodeffer.bsky.social writes in an opinion piece:

This wouod be better if the chat bots were suggesting zucchini.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

DC pulled off a ridiculous weather flip: 86 Wednesday to as low as 33 with snow today. 53-degree drop is largest 24-hour fall on record at National. 77 today & 86 Wed are warmest same and prior day to snow accumulation, too. Dulles also joined the history book with combo. More: cwg.live ❄️🔥

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social Went old school tonight and served pan sauted cod with sauce gribiche, duck fat potatoes, and asparagus steamed and finished with hazelnut oil. Sauce broke on me but brought it back, nailed the fish and the veg. Kitchen is clean, knives sharpened and having a brandy.

The maritime insurance underwriters are going to LOVE this.

Bad news: my sauce broke. Good news: I brought it back Bad news: I'm sweating like crazy from whisking that hard, that long. I think my right thumb and wrist may fall off.

Is this bad? “City officials expect to reach a ‘water emergency’ within months and run out of water next year.“ “The region’s largest industrial users, which collectively consume the majority of the region’s water, remain exempt from emergency curtailment.” www.texastribune.org/2026/03/08/t...

Colin Jost is excellent as Pete Hegseth. Well done SNL.

An Iranian strike destroyed the THAAD AN/TPY-2 early warning and fire control radar located at Muwaffq al-Salti Air Base in Jordan.

Medium grade? Is that like USDA Choice for stuff that goes boom?

Ouch.

TFW you lose that sweet bullshit job.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

My god...

PAT RYAN: 'Does the US want to be the policeman of the Middle East getting nothing but spending precious lives & trillions.' Rng a bell? COLBY: Defer to you R: That was Trump. How about this - 'we simply cannot afford to get enmeshed in a Middle East war' C: Defer to you R: That was actually you

There it is: Noem out, Mullin in

Might be legal but... weak sauce.

Locals report a large fire growing at the Bahrain Petroleum Company refinery. Bahrain’s Interior Ministry confirmed that a refinery in the Maameer area was attacked. Appears Iran fired a large salvo of ballistic missiles in last hour.

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for. Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

From the top rope!

JUST IN: North Carolina's Dem lawmaker Carla Cunningham gave the GOP the decisive vote to pass a law forcing police to comply with ICE. She said "all cultures are not equal." She just lost reelection BIG in the Dem primary to a progressive pastor & activist, Rodney Sadler. 70% to 22%! Context:

U.S. Central Command says six U.S. service members have been killed in action as of 4 pm ET, March 2, after forces recovered the remains of two previously unaccounted troops from a facility struck during Iran’s initial attacks. #US

🚨 Iranian Revolutionary Guard says the Strait of Hormuz is SHUT DOWN and any ship that tries to pass will be fired upon

whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand (Saul Loeb/Getty)

Well fuck...

I just got buzzed by a crow swinging in to grab a peanut. I felt my hair ruffle. They are hungry and really enjoying the good weather. ☺️

US military base in Bahrain is currently under attack by Shahed kamikaze drones.

NEW: Bahrain skyscrapers and Dubai hotels are now being hit by Iranian drones. This is insane. Trump has unleashed chaos and carnage. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

The Iranians hit something. That's a lot of wreckage.

I like this guys style and I want to have his food.

Dropkick Murphys put on a great show! This was dedicated to the white house

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

Good

The US Women’s Olympic Hockey team declines Trump’s invitation to attend the SOTU speech. meidasnews.com/news/trump-s...

BREAKING: The 21-year-old man shot dead after entering Mar-a-Lago with a shotgun and gas canister on Sunday was an “outspoken” Christian, a strong Trump supporter, and obsessed with the cover-up of the Epstein files, according to people who knew him. trib.al/tHO6gez

Beagle-to-snow ratio check

Brooklyn blizzard.