I loathe Trump for many reasons, not least of which is that he is making me feel empathy for Dodgers fans. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/m...

I bet you dorkwad here can't do a pull-up

Turning Point apparently is still coming to UC Berkeley. I'm sure college-age kids are excited to see (checks schedule) Rob Schnider. To note: "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" was released before the undergraduates were born.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Good news everybody! I single-handedly got Jimmy Kimmel back on the air by canceling Disney+!

I wonder if Bob Dylan has heard KPop Demon Hunters yet.

"California is so muggy this week..." crowd: "HOW MUGGY IS IT!?"

in a just world Fallon would be off the air

KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this? PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information? KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI

while fiddling around at my guitar lesson I was reminded of some of Dylan's jazz-ish bits on "Love and Theft", which led me back to listening to some of the "renaissance" albums starting with "Time Out of Mind" some of these songs knock you out flat. Devastating. youtube.com/watch?v=2RRwChxacgQ

👏TRANSIT👏FIRST👏POLICY

terrible week for burners, chlamydia

the saturday night live massacre

what if ... and hear me out here ... we put in the safety improvements in *before* people are killed by drivers?

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

When did everyone start saying "100 percent" all the time?

Jackson, Mississippi, has the nation's highest homicide rate, more than 3 times the rate in DC

It's got electrolytes.

imagine Trump doing the shuttle run

when the Fed raises interest rates a good headline would be "Fed: 'Up!'"

Saw a guy with a tote bag that read "KITH" and was excited until I realized this is a brand and not Kids in the Hall.

I'd just be embarrassed to be seen at a Coldplay concert, fwiw.

Two busking kids just got on my BART train with their ... accordions. 🤘

I think it's now possible to make a poli-sci course that equips one for modern political analysis better than most classic theory and has a syllabus sourced entirely from random internet posts. Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs.

Q: where is the best place to park your dog? A: the barking lot

Landing at SFO -- fire in the hills above Hayward?

more like Jeff Bozos boom roasted 🔥

All things aside, "Trump released a fragrance" is actually a very funny and complete sentence.

gonna have to get a parliamentarian consult on this

electing one socialist mayor, big whoop. amateurs.

(Pace salsa voice) NEW YORK CITY!

I think one thing we can all agree on is that no matter who wins the New York mayoral election all the candidates tried their best.

to be fair he has very small hands

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

✨micromobility✨

We feed you. They hunt us.

yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

US out of California

Please tell me it's a gold-plated Cybertruck

coincidentally, this is the fourth divorce for both of them

Some dude yelled "nice bike!" at me while I was coming out of Downtown Berkeley BART. 😎 🥰

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

I am in love with all the pedal steel guitar work on "SABLE, fABLE" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Le... youtu.be/yaPX-i1TjCc?...

ritalin vs ketamine WHO WILL WIN!?