When searching for "Epstein" on Twitter, the first recommended person is Donald Trump and that's fucking hilarious.

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So for those who know me through Twitch, for a little while, I may be less active in chat, and/or free to tune in less. Won't go into details but there's some stuff going on behind the scenes with someone dear to me for whom I need (and want) to be there to support. Thanks for understanding ❤️

Chuffed to bits with this. Absolute baller 🖤🤍 www.skysports.com/football/new...

Oh god, I can just imagine some of the giveaway blitzes on @dixeechris.bsky.social's twitch channel in the future...

Nick Pope has the same number of assists as Alexander Isak this season. #nufc

Define your music taste with 8 artists: Brett Eldredge Steve Vai Rammstein Tim Foust Volbeat American Murder Song The Hu Frank Zappa

Where were you when you heard/saw the news? Me: In the staff room at work having a tea break. Thankfully no customers around, but my line manager came running into the room after hearing what I think was the loudest shout I've ever made 😂

Lol www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sport/footba...

"Hold up, wait a minute... Somethin' ain't right..."

Only behind Shay and Harps in my list of favourite keepers during my 30 odd years supporting the club 🖤🤍

Anyone know of any staff at The Mag? Just clicked on an article on their website and it appears to have been hijacked by potential malware, if someone is able to let them know #themag #nufc

Age Verification: I own a vast number of these bad boys, widely considered by many of the era to have been the best and most durable joystick around. Easy to use, easy to fix.

I know we live in an age of clickbait, AI-generated articles, etc, but I feel if I see one more re-post of the "new stadium concept pictures have already emerged..." after seeing it from three different news outlets again this morning, I'm going to fucking scream... #nufc #lazy

Me this morning: Ahh, a nice lay-in for the first time in ages, and not on shift til noon... Lovely... My workplace this morning: Shit, John's not here, everything's going to hell... Let's phone him IMMEDIATELY instead of using our own brains to solve an issue.

I very, very rarely mention politics on social media, but how does Starmer sack Mandelson when the latter has built a career on knowing all the dirty little secrets of those around him? #rat

@NCL_Uncovered on X 🤣😅😂 #NUFC

Prediction: Isak goes for £130m + add-ons & percentage of next transfer fee right at the last few minutes of the window, by which time we have Frattesi and another striker signed. Howay the lads! #nufc

Look at this Mini Cheddar and tell me, honestly, that you don't see Donald Trump side-profile...

Broken promises huh? This has confused me somewhat. Back when Fraser acted unprofessionally Eddie was quite blunt to the media about him. With Alex, he hasn't been. So who made these broken promises, given there's so little infrastructure behind the scenes currently? #nufc

Before we even kick-off today, let's show not just the premier league themselves but the whole world... WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED AND WE WILL NOT BOW DOWN TO THE CARTEL! #nufc #epl

🚨🚨💣EXCLUSIVE: Fabrizio Romano to Liverpool, HERE WE GO! Liverpool verbally agree to deal in Principle with Romano for package including numerous posts designed to unsettle a number of players. Medical and signing on fees already agreed before the summer window, as reported.

Doomscrolling or doomsurfing - the act of spending an excessive amount of time reading large quantities of news, particularly negative news, on the web and social media. #nufc we're all passionate about our club - don't fall into this trap please folks ❤️

We can do it everybody www.avibagla.com/blueskydicti...

I can't help but wonder what it is that's caused us to miss out on so many transfer targets this summer. I also can't help but wonder if things might have been different had we appointed Eales's and Mitchell's successors in good time ready for the window...

Sorry Fabrizio, I think this would be a little overambitious on PIF's part... #fabrizioromano #nufc #epl #seriea

So LiVARpool might now be pulling out of a deal for Isak... We're not a stepping stone club anymore. If you want our top players, you pay the price. Otherwise fuck off elsewhere 😂 #nufc #epl #isak

We're the richest club in the world, yet we can't seem to land deals for high calibre players... Anyone else feeling resigned to the notion that the Cartel have gotten their own way once more? #nufc #epl #cartel #shambles

@superpacjr.bsky.social thoughts? www.thesixthaxis.com/2025/07/25/a...

Hogan's passing is so awfully sad... Sad that it didn't happen sooner. That's one less racist bigot in the world now.

Well, if he does want to leave, £150m... Time for anyone that wants him to pay up #nufc

The media makes me laugh. How the fuck would they know what Isak's contract demands would be without tapping in to meetings/emails/etc? It's just an incessant barrage of unfounded speculative tripe driven by clickbait revenue and scaremongering. #nufc

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Wishing everyone a happy Rimworld DLC release day... 🤓😁

So, pretty shocking to see Horner given the boot by Red Bull. He definitely divides opinion, but he had brought some amazing success to that team over the years. I do wish, though, that the media would stop bringing up the "scandal" from last year... The one he was cleared of...

chng.it/LT5pszLhRV #nufc #epl #premierleague #cartel #nffc #avfc #football SPREAD THE WORD!!! FIX THE BROKEN PREMIER LEAGUE!

surveys.kentcht.nhs.uk/s/ThanetHubN... I've gone for "Healthy McHealthface Centre" because why not. I'd love to see this become a thing 😆

This is by no means an attempt to delve into my own political beliefs, but this is certainly a different approach to war than we often see: x.com/IranMilitary...

All these websites now adopting a "pay to view or accept personalised ads" ... I doubt I'm the only one with this view when I say... Fuck off, I'll just close the window and not bother with your website 🖕

Not the most reliable of sources but I'd be delighted if we went in for Kluivert. He looks to have some great potential, and with the guidance of Eddie and co, he could become an incredible asset for us www.footballfancast.com/newcastle-no...

This really is a big pet peeve of mine. Millions around the world choose to read news articles on mobile. But is there really any need to have 1/2 the screen filled with one advert, and another 1/4 of it filled with another advert? It's a bit much...

Anyone with half a brain would do a little research before deciding to relocate to an entirely different country. Don't worry Albert, we don't look back at your time with the club with any fondness either 🖕 Same goes for Xisco too! sportwitness.co.uk/i-was-never-...

youtube.com/shorts/_kCS-... Cleverly done 😆

I don't think I'm being biased here when I ask this, but why would anyone join the Manchester Reds right now? No European football in 2025/2026 season, apparent PSR issues, dilapidated stadium, continuing fan unrest... Makes me question transfer motives...

Disappointed to see Mitchell leaving us. He seemed to be building a solid structure behind the scenes. Best of luck for the future, Paul 🖤🤍

My thoughts go out to everyone affected by the incident in Liverpool earlier today 💔