2022: Labor will restore the public service. 2023: Labor has brought some temp jobs in-house again. 2024: Peter Dutton wants to cut the public service! 2025: Labor are cutting the public service.

I don't need an app to tell me what I like listening to. My favourite thing is my niece and nephew shouting "UNCLE MATT!" when I walk in their door. I've heard it about a dozen times this year.

We haven't unlocked this bit of Town Hall Station yet

Ghosts Australia has found its feet.

We should build another Munnel

Let's make these blossoms bloom together!

Today has been the best. Visited every new station, bumped into over 15 different friends, met a guy and gave him my number, took a break to yell at the losers draped in Australian flags!

So cool seeing an electric wheelchair user hopping on and off from carriage 3 instead of having to be at the front of the train. #MetroTunnel

The nazis are gone. Time to get back to train-ing

Melbourne Metro: MM

What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!

These dingos look like shiba inus, and these possums look American. It might just be the artists' choices, but this horrible AI-slop world has me second guessing Christmas decorations instead of just enjoying them.

Let me in!!!!

Got so swept up in Munnel madness I didn't realise the nazis were having another stunt this Sunday. So after checking out State Library Station, stick around the lawn at half past 11. We're gonna go yell at Pauline Hanson.

Melbourne Metro, MM. Flip it around, Wicked Witch!

Something has happened at Flinders Street. Cops everywhere. They've taped off Flinders between Elizabeth and Degraves, and they've erected some tents.

Hasn't been any announcement that it's opening early, but I still walk by Town Hall Station just in case

Just put a State Library Station barrier on the Melbourne Central side.

I learnt the hard way today that if you walk through the barriers from State Library Station to Melbourne Central it treats it as 2 separate stations and will charge you a 2 hour fare. So it's best to "forget" to touch on if you just want to walk through.✌️

Looking after my youngest sister's cat this week

State Library Station is now open, so you don't have to navigate through the shopping centre ever again if you don't want to!

I like Parkville Station

I now understand why Hinge is "the dating app designed to be deleted."

City Square, Melbourne

Only signed up yesterday and I've been permanently banned from Hinge. Body hair is "nudity" now apparently. It got auto-flagged by their algorithm and then confirmed by a moderator.

City Square, Melbourne

So glad to have City Square back!

Long story, but basically revenge

I was just joking at the idea of a concert crowd for a station opening, but it turns out they're actually having a Jimmy Barnes concert here. Lol

Hoping to get barrier at Town Hall Station 🤞

There's very little evidence that Iron Maiden werea real band before the 19th century.

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

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I'm not subscribing to your Tiktok Bulletin, please be serious

A bit wet outside

Only 2 more weeks and we'll never have to navigate through this bullshit any more 🙏

Safe for 50,000 people to cram into a tunnel. But not okay for them to march on city streets against Israel’s genocide. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Really enjoying this stupid new show. Comedians give a presentation about a topic they like to other comedians, who are then quizzed on it.

More good news for Melbourne railways today. But lol that he said the quiet part out loud.

Surprised Adnate has gone with a red. I'd have thought purple, white and green would be more fitting. 😬

Big fan of Ines English's facial expressions

I wonder if placing 14 year olds in adult prison ruins their life and leads them into a life of crime? 🧐

Waterfall

I hopped in an elevator and a bunch of teenagers were smirking to eachother cause a random man was in the elevator, and I was laughing to myself because I realised I'm now a random man.

I think I should perform at the Sydney Opera House one day

Reading up on this CPRS thing ALP are always banging on about whenever someone brings up their climate inaction.

In a win for common sense City of Melbourne has given heritage protection to Spoonville, securing it for future generations.