idc anymore GIVE US THE COMET

tried something different for the game since i also actually have work to do tonight and am standing up at my desk - I think the curse that’s happening is that I actually have work to do cause I didn’t have anything scheduled during game 3!!!!!!

dodgers are playing like this in front of cp23 & tobin??? EMBARRASSING

mr mary hart got hurt?

"poorly timed team wide slump" is so truly the theme of this season like if this is how it ends it will at the very least on brand

how long is edman's leash?

would really like it if mookie woke the fuck up. in fact, i’d like it if the dodgers offense GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND WOKE THE FUCK UP

I am begging everyone to remember to put the accents in the right places for Kiké Hernández's name

And this is how that’s going to go.

I hate the dodgers

i genuinely cannot stand this manager oh my god

not just the blue jays constantly hustling down the line, but why does it always feel like the dodgers are just slow turning double plays when they have the opportunity to do so

lmfao

OASIS?

rufus wainwright?!?!?!

watching carabao cup coverage and they’re talking about nick woltemade and I just started laughing cause that’s german bradley cooper

wonderful amazing glorious

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

excuse me? the kings scoring 2 goals after I turned the game on? am i safe now?

let's get crazy, GIVE ME THE COMET

swear to god, david, if andy's in the lineup tomorrow...

anyway, I’ve been busy with work since my shift started so I’m lowkey not even paying attention - didn’t even realize it was already the 9th

FWIW, the current stats: 11.0 IP, 13 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 10 Ks, 2.545 WHIP and a 1-4 record

alex call! wow what a surprise

They can't use Treinen anymore, man. This is terrible.

Blake Treinen is a fucking Nazi

need this piece of shit off this fucking team

banda please, i beg… shut it the fuck down

thomas, i am tired of you

maybe i should've bought some asahi on my way home earlier

hell yeah teo

DODGERS WILL GET THE LEAD BACK NEXT INNING

i’m so tired of the andy pages experiment

whenever i think that andy pages might actually end up on base…

hi dodgers you know what’s really cool? run support

i ain't tripping

whenever I remember that mamiko played basketball - their child is going to be tall oh my lord lmao

imagine if deborah cox just started singing nobody's supposed to be here instead

anyone use tidal?

100% he doesn’t even remember playing for another team

I know david ortiz said doc, but I lowkey thought he said “dawg” 😂😂😂

I work from 4:30pm to 1am this game started at 5pm and ended at 11:50ish pm yall what

doesn’t shohei need like 15 hours of sleep 😂😂😂

EVERYONE IN THAT STADIUM IS NOW A FREEMAN

Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt

FREDDIE IH MY GOD FFEEDDIE

my mind immediately went to the undertaker theme and I’m just laughing at my desk right now