Pamela Anderson better give me what I need.

We avoiding salt.

There is no precedent for anything like this. Musk is a private citizen who has not been elected to anything. He is not a federal employee; he has not been confirmed by the Senate to any office or post.

AMAZING.

Uhm…we just withdraw from UN Human Rights council?

y’all this years grammy’s was really good omg

I just did the whole Single Ladies routine.

WE DID IT.

Whew. I HOLLERED.

… and Beyonce won Album of the Year the same year Kendrick won 5 Grammys off a Drake battle

I SCReamed.

I just WOKE UP MY WHOLE BUILDING

If they give Taylor AOTY it’ll be like they shitted in Beyoncé’s grammy.

Kanye is using Bianca as a vessel to express his emotions regarding Kim. He always lamented about Kim continuing to be a sex symbol even after having kids; he grew to resent her for it. Now he uses Bianca as a physical representation of how he viewed Kim. She’s living breathing art for him.

Okay. What the fuck.

Trump is attempting to unilaterally freeze trillions of dollars in federal spending that’s been duly appropriated by Congress. This is completely insane and illegal. He’s seizing unlawful control over the constitutional spending power? Five alarm fire www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

That halftime show was boring.

Happy birthday you gorgeous human @zholie.bsky.social 💛

@zholie.bsky.social Happy birthday my dear. Pray this year is loving and kind to you. 🗣️DO IT BIG! 💛🫂💛🫂💛🫂

Deleting X did wonders for my mental health fr.

Noise cancellation in the airport is BEYOND TEA.

A monkey doodle fool.

What in the worlllllll

🤣🤣🤣

Let’s be clear, Blake Lively’s outfits in that movie were DIABOLICAL. And if she deserves lashings for ANYTHING it’s that.

When I’m talking to my elders I live for a well placed “mhmm”. It’s like parsley on hot wings.

I wish I knew the facts from my own eyes cause this is INSANE.

Oh GURL.

The buying people gifts for my birthday isn’t that bad, ive gotten used to it. It’s just a sting that gets lesser with every year.

Let’s see, getting my hair done on time took a whole week longer than it should’ve. I have to travel on THE EVE of my Birthday across the world, because no earlier dates were reasonably priced. I am ACTIVELY getting over COVID. I had to buy other people gifts (per usual) on for my bday. 💀

They gonna set my husband up.

A pop star always stands out from the background dancers.

They trying to give Luigi the death penalty??????

A perfect example how of how corporate power in America works right now: Pic 1: NYPD trying to disgrace the CEO assassin by forcing him to walk through the streets shackled in a jail jumpsuit Pic 2: NYPD using all its power to protect Jeff Bezos' ability to make obscene profits. WE ALL SEE IT.

-IS EV ER GON NA BRIIIIIIIING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-E-EEEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWNNNN Briiing meeeee dOoooOoooooooooWWWWNNnn OaHhhHahhAHhhhahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Gaggin.

People still over there on Twitter suffering through ads and bigotry. And for what?

Everybody got rich off the pandemic but me.

He is gorgeous. This how they must’ve felt about Ted Bundy.

Pia Mia is my girl

I been gaggin all week.

This bitch said she first started writing her book in 2016, mind you it was released in 2021. I don’t have that type of time.

Love my friends down, but I swear I’m never more popular than when I’m in my creative process.

Jeremy Irons could’ve had me in 1991.

I’m always doing EVERYTHING last minute.