Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

sorry i reverted to being 15 years old it will happen again

i did my bluesky word cloud thing and this was the results. what doues it mean

i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game

kodak has this little charm camera for like $30 in a blind box but it's so cute i couldn't not get one

But the truth is that I'm only one girl #nier #nierautomata

Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!

saw this picture posted and it reminded me of just how frequently ive quoted this over the years

oh that's not positive

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

it's weird seeing old tv eps and recognizing certain actors... the last xfiles ep i watched had mark sheppard and now this one has brad dourif

got really excited bc i thought pbandai was selling the miku gundam kits online but its just standees of the models........

found someone i really like

clawingat the walls

got my standee in yay :]

char and amuro smoking weed and lalah is there 👍

Accidentally pronounced it "Garshom" once like it's French and now I keep doing it for the bit

For four entire dollars you can meet the creature

I've been watching the x files since my mom used to watch it when it aired but i was too young to really remember too many specifics besides major characters

meow

found these old ff8 comics and laughed at them somehow so i will post them here. i literally had to look up irvine's name

HAPPY WITCH HAT DAY

After War Gundam X (1996) Episode 21 - It's Something My Late Wife Used To Say 17:38.250

Me when I get myself a paper clip

finally got my driver's license‼️‼️‼️‼️

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

it just hit me that i take my driving test in like 3 days

Season 2 Episode 27 - Frame 372 out of 2800

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

4k computer monitors are bourgeois decadence. that's tv resolution. 1440p is for the modest and true of heart

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

Gundam Cover Art Collection Art Book (2009). Art by Yasuhiko Yoshikazu.

it’s this kind of day apparently

working on a comic

It’s true that Square Enix loves going all in on the stupidest bubble shit imaginable and then never bringing it up when it crashes but it’s also worth pointing out how uniquely bad and late they are at investing in scams.

(pokemon za) i like to go in and randomly bother the boss because he's required to listen to me talk

this website is run by the weakest most mewling sickly helpless babies

new reaction video just dropped

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."