🫠the comms director for this recent festival I applied to was the same one as the last one I applied to. I read her name on their website and didn't notice anything weird 🤦‍♂️🤣

b r u h

bob vylan saying they hate the IDF: antisemitic kanye saying he hates jewish people: somehow, not antisemitic

had a really fun time taking photos of a guy at a recent festival, queue a couple days later as I'm talking to the organizers about the insta post: "hey can you remove [photo of the guy] from the carousel? he got kicked out by security"

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Hey @corybooker.com get to climbing you coward

The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.

They oversaw a very important social media influence operation for the Kremlin, got caught, fled. And now they're not just back, they're guests at Donald & Melania Trump's Easter Egg Roll at the White House.

it's hard to believe, but before AI existed all internet infrastructure had 100% uptime

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

they are motorcycles. a vespa has significantly less power than these things, nobody has a problem calling a vespa a motorcycle

you know when you tell an infant that doodoo is bad and they shouldn't eat it, so they start calling everything bad that they shouldn't eat "doodoo"? that's what it feels like when any user sees software having a weird moment and starts blaming AI

Port Glasgow

Just watched a very drunk man get pepper sprayed by the cops

holy shit I can't believe it, I actually did it. I'm getting a staff pass for the last day of a festival while the festival is going on

I'm about to try and hustle my little tushy into getting a festival photo pass. once I take a few breaths and reply to the festival organizer's message

Been in an Aronovsky mood lately #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky

Up at the Bastille in Grenoble yesterday. Long hike up and down, quite fun (in hindsight 😅). #photography #livemusic

the easiest way to get your concert photo rejected by the photographer: wear a red ball cap

"Among young American men, the strongest predictor of support for the tradwife lifestyle was not gallantry but hostility towards women" Apparently this is not what researchers "expected". Which makes one wonder: had these researchers thought about it for 30 seconds? www.thetimes.com/life-style/s...

✅ @jcsalterego.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.

If any other president had pardoned - pardoned! - a man like this, they would have probably been impeached by now. Trump gets away with this kind of gross shit, day after day: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

buhh nypost.com/2026/03/31/u...

x is populated by people who failed 11th-grade english, drove three startups into the ground, make mid-six-figures, and own two cybertrucks. bluesky is full of folks who hold two phds, have won prestigious awards in their field, can't quite consolidate their hold on fulltime work, and ride a bicycle

Here is the image, via @oliverdarcy.bsky.social, that stirred the White House's ire

if any photographers are wondering whether Evoto's auto-retouch makes your photos look like they were put through FaceTune: yes

There's a big Hasan Piker discourse going on over on the other site. So in honor of that, I will repost my favorite Hasan video in history. Featuring: "Fuck you old lady. Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking idiotic old lady." "Suck my dick old lady." "God damn dude. Yo, fuck this refugee!"

They're also misandrist, in a way that I'm very serious about. We make it impossible for men to even discuss their experiences of rape.

Getting hit on by a lot of people individually is not harassment. Getting hit on by one person too much is harassment. Getting hit on by many people who are coordinated is harassment. You do not have a big LED sign around your neck showing how many people have hit on you today

Unless someone finds a critical vulnerability in a VPN, consumer VPNs are good enough for doing slightly illegal shit. Anyone pretending VPNs are easy to crack is a clown, don't listen to them about anything

The DC #NoKings march will be passing Ft. McNair, where Stephen Miller has been living in military housing. Rig Madden, who says he served in the US Army for 22 years, has a message for Miller.

2021 Republicans: How dare tech companies talk to government about moderating speech!!! We’ll create a whole false narrative about it and take it all the way to the Supreme Court! 2025 Republicans: We run things now so

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A new study reveals global maternal mortality increases by about 10.5%, or about 44.7 additional deaths per 100,000 live births, whenever a Republican is in power. www.jezebel.com/more-pregnan...

I think Bluetooth speakers should be geo-fenced like scooters. Some replies call this a rare event. There are popular parks in my city where, given good weather, you are guaranteed to be in earshot of a loud speaker anywhere in the park

Your website interferes with middle click to open a new tab? Gulag. No copy and paste? Gulag. Can't select text? Gulag. Unpredictable scrolling behaviour? Gulag. Hide my scroll bar and replace it with a 2px wide white-on-white thing? Gulag.

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oh my god

The Jetsons lied to us

My 1500€ 2023 model Dell windows laptop has a USB 2.0 memory card reader... I am reading from my V60 memory card at one tenth its rated speed... I have to buy an external card reader...