Not my fault they can’t see it. That’s a them problem

No worries lol

We need to go back to callin niggas dorks and losers again.

THEY’RE BLOCKING CC ON THE NEW UPDATE? 😒🙄

LinkedIn is some sort of corporate social media hellscape 🤨

Everything is a damn subscription now. Gonna wake up one day and we’ll need a subscription for fresh air 🙄

Some of the TT lives give Common People energy 😔

“Join us on Slack”

I'm not large and in charge, I'm short and in court

I need the battery life on these vibrators to be better….or I could just remember to put it on the charger but that’s neither here nor there 😬

My evil toddler killed Grim, set a house on fire and stabbed a few sims. Time for him to go to bed

Wake up to 275 likes on TT thinking it’s one of my videos but it’s a comment I made months ago 😒

Let me make sure automatic updates is off. I hear there’s another update coming tomorrow.

Just gonna chase this bag in the mean time. Cash make the coochie go woowoo! 😂

Typed in “office outfits for women” and first thing that comes up is fashion nova and their unrealistic office fashion 😭😂 like it’s cute but not appropriate for my position

Got a check from the us dept of treasury with my name and my grandmothers name on it but she’s been dead almost 10 years 🤔 smells like a scam 👀

I still get apartment notifications from my hometown and the prices are so tempting but I think I’d be so paranoid being back in the south right now.

Time to add to my business casual wardrobe since I’m back in the office.

Please... If your tongue is white... Keep that shit in your mouth

Less talking, more eating and spending.

You’ll never know the adrenaline rush from finishing a 4 page essay at 10pm that’s due at 11:59 pm in the car outside the club, buzzed af, raggedy WiFi hotspot that’s hot af, trying not to miss the free before 11 WITH NO CHATGPT. Just the few scholarly articles you found and words off the dome.

SHES PREGNANT?!!!!!!!!

You’re a bunch of random niggas in the middle of an apocalypse and you’re surprised I don’t trust you??

I don’t like Link, I don’t trust him 🤨 they better not do a enemies to lovers with these two.

Not even half way through the first episode of the second season. “I’m not cold anymore”

Before COVID you couldn’t have payed me to even think about buying a house. Now I can’t stand being a renter. Private landlords and management companies suck equally.

It’s crazy how so called men are comfortable harassing sex workers. You take time out your day everyday to send hateful anonymous emails, bookmarking every single post no matter how small on someone’s page, reporting accounts. You’re not a man you’re a pussy bitch.

Wanna see? Then fuckin PAY me. fansly.com/qatapult

Just woke up but I think I’ll head on back to bed

Where tf did the snow come from 🫤

I’m being tested and I’m about to fail

My photo album would say I’m self-absorbed. I just call it self love.

I will forever hate Batman. Idk he just sucks man

This filter is an accurate representation of how these edibles have me feeling. My neighbor got a new Levo and made some chocolate fudge cupcakes topped with white chocolate chips 😮‍💨

If I don’t see Magnolia Park in person this year I’m going to lose it. I got my signed vinyl shipped a few years ago but missed the meet and greet 🙄

Right because that’s all that’s going on over here these days 😭😂

Should probably learn how to ride a bike in case these gas prices keep going up

Sent my sim to the clinic how tf is she going into labor 🤨🙄

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I just set multiple alarms. Sometimes I’ll put a note to remind myself what I’m working towards 😭😂

The second hand embarrassment is real

*Original Four loko… I don’t remember those nights

Never because I’m not stopping. I’ll be in the ALF playing sims 15 whatever indie horror is out 😭😂

No way I’m picking weed over food 😭 I hate being hungry. I will die FEED ME fck the weed

I’ll be so glad when I find a medication that can put this dang RA into remission. It would be amazing if they could find a cure!

Not about to tear my cervix to shreds 😭

Discovered Natural Grocers yesterday. Think I’ll start going there more often. It wasn’t packed, friendly staff, the prices weren’t bad.

Tired of deciding what to cook every day 🙄

The “A” in A cup stands for astonishing

I know man who brought these Bradford pear trees to America had to be an unfathomable pervert