HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!!! TAKE A BOW SIR HARRY EDWARD KANE!

Btw that was one of them webcam women I think.

I never knew the artist Dario G, was named after Dario Gradi, ex Crewe manager.😳

On this day in 1998, Paolo Di Canio pushed over ref Paul Alcock... He received an 11 match ban!

100% this account is run by Sunderland fans. If your wondering what I said, I just told them to fuck off.😂

A letter from Darren Eales to our fans as he formally steps down from his role as CEO. Forever a part of the Newcastle United family. We wish Darren all the very best for the future 🖤🤍

It's obviously not funny the subject, but the reply made me have a little chuckle. 😅

NEW #NUFC VIDEO! #AFC PREVIEW! 🤔 Eddie Howe faces selection dilemma! 🧐 Who starts in defence & my predicted XI! 🏟️ Stadium news - who will pay for it? 💰 Yoane Wissa injury compensation. YT: youtu.be/oCO8AdWih0c?... Ad-free www.patreon.com/posts/139783...

Our new water lilies can’t quite make up their minds about whether to bloom or not. Still those lily pads make lovely hiding places for the fish & the newts.🤫🌻 #NEFollowers #Pond #Fish #Newts #Garden

This is Annie. She is a dental therapy dog. Her job is to help patients experiencing anxiety by providing emotional support. While dentists go through years of schooling to treat patients Annie is able to lower their blood pressure and reduce anxiety just by being there. 14/10 (TT: funny.bunny9215)

True Geordie just being the horrible fat fuck that he is!

I'm so sick of going in the comments section when I watch a video on YouTube. Every single time it's, anyone 2025. Get a fucking life. 😂

I saw my support worker earlier today. She was the first person I told about my fits etc. we got on really well, and she told me she was thinking about me on Wednesday night. That meant a lot, as I don't have any family (long story).

Night night sweet dreamies Even the smallest words can carry the greatest weight, slipping right into the gaps we didn’t know needed healing It’s often the smallest things someone says that echo the loudest in the quiet spaces of the heart

Not sure how I'm supposed to relax at the minute. It looks like I'm going to need a cat scan, to find out why I'm having fits. It needs sorting 100%, as I feel like shit quite a lot of the time.

What is the best part of a blowjob? 10 minutes peace and quiet. 😂

How Sandro Tonali became Newcastle’s most important player from betting ban to Sandro the midfield maestro from Milano #nufc www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

I wish Anthony Gordon would get a bloody haircut 💇 he looks absolutely ridiculous with that head band. 😭

Draw on Tuesday, 30th Sept 7pm Still time to get tickets 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org

⚫ Why Will Osula endured "turbulent" summer window - & how he responded ⚽⚽ ⚪ How defenders played differently w/ Aaron Ramsdale 🔍 ⚫ Different role for wingers - & what it means for Woltemade 👀 ⚪ Cup-defence mentality 🧠 🏆 #NUFC, squad depth & stepping up: www.nytimes.com/athletic/664...

Saw this on twitter. 😢

This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)

Does anyone think osula will get more goals than woltemade this season. 🤔

Plenty of enjoyable performances tonight including from a couple of our new lads. If you want to have a chance to win one of their shirts, then check out our raffle! 👇 worflags.org.uk/product/newc...

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Nice easy draw for us. 🤥

What's the betting we'll get liVARpool away. Sky will be warming the balls up as we speak. 😭

Into the fourth round of the Carabao Cup! 🙌🙌

Osula is on 🔥

Andy Cook you cock

Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!

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How we line-up at St. James' Park this evening 👊

☀️ Lovely autumn evening on Tyneside - sunny but, in the shade, a bit nippy. 🏟️ ⚫⚪ #NUFC take part in their 3rd match across 3 competitions inside a week as they begin the defence of their #CarabaoCup against League One leaders Bradford City. 🏆 #WaughWeatherReport #NEWBRA

In March, a parade celebrating @newcastleunited.com winning the Carabao Cup brought Newcastle to a halt! Artist Kevin Day captured the moment from within the crowds and has donated the artwork to support us.👏🏻 Info/buy a ticket from The Biscuit Factory: www.thebiscuitfactory.com/collections/...

I got blocked by this absolute doughnut 🍩 because he couldn't handle that he fucked up, basically in what he was saying. 😂😂😂

Grand Theft Auto 5 Trevor Actor Feels 'Absolutely Nothing' Inside for GTA 6 www.ign.com/articles/gra... 😳

Grok is amazing, don't get me wrong. But the prices of the subscriptions are outrageous. Especially Supergrok heavy. 😂

THE SPECIAL - the matchday pocket rocket of content for the discerning Mag - Scott Robson in the chair for TF - tf1892.substack.com/publish/post...

30 years ago today: Tony Yeboah uncorks The Finest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.

I went for a bike ride before. This council van, it wasn't marked. But he said he worked for the council. He was driving around this car park with this orange light flashing. He parked next to me on this grass, I said what are you doing. As it was illegal to park there. 1/2

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If you looking for an android phone that will piss you off and test your patience immensely. Then I strongly recommend a tcl phone. What an absolute piece of shit 💩. The phone seems to have a mind of it's own and when you charge the phone, well it doesn't charge the phone. It does the opposite. 🙄

Back with the lads today #NUFC

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