Nothing is harder to find than that one object that is constantly in the way and cluttering space when you actually need it

Therapy works chat

dreamed i was Too Big (subjective)

Need somebdy 2 spoil me but like not with money just make me coffee in the morning and help me get off bed and take my phone away

Nintendo couldn't make a Bowser vore game in 2026 that's why inside story is the goat of the franchise

I need a new phone that isn't evil

Someone please take my phone away it is evil

I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship. #kingdomhearts #ANDOR

anthrofies your steam summer sale dragon

I'm done holy shit

Thank you for the big titties once again blue sky you know how to cheer me up

Gonna buy a switch 2 before the prices go up. I think Kirby air riders can fix me

Blue sky is obsessed with showing me big titties w

Europeans weren't lying about the heat holy shit

Idk man I liked the tadc ending I'm no film critic or anything Just how I feel

Reflection

Almost done with my bullshit fucker masters degree I'm gonna have time to workout and have therapy again and play videogames and do art all I have to do is survive two more weeks

Don't open blue sky in public chat

I gaslight my friend into thinking Kanye west was going to show up in the movie and it was the funniest thing ever

Backrooms movie was good

Let meer let meeeeee let me carve your wayyyy I'm a shadow always with youuuuuuu

Someone please love me

I don't want to work

I wish social anxiety had a cure I'm so lonely

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“Normal” is an illusion born of fear🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 You are exactly who you were meant to be. One day, we won’t need pride flags or categories, for every love and identity will simply be accepted as human. Until then, I’ll keep sending this: Your heart is precious. Your soul is beautiful beyond any label

I miss the grill

Ong wanna suc some girldick

I hate all the gaslighting they're doing. It's infuriating.

if you're feeling down about genAI please remember that it is a) intensely unpopular b) immensely unprofitable c) being propped up by people who NEED it to succeed, will spend any amount to create an illusion of a win but still keep failing and leaving the people they work with caked in shit

She Crazy on my Taxi until we have The Offspring

Everyone likes me more (including myself) after I drink alcohol :(

Organic popcorn fox is totally slaying ngl

Why is reaper overwatch in star wars

Thank you everyoneeee I'm almost thereeee just 20 more people and I don't gotta lie about my results ong 😭✨

Hello 👋 If yall dont mind , I need help getting people to fill out this short form: forms.gle/WmmKp7LTDzKz... Its a requirement for my masters degree paper, its only a couple of questions and 100% anonymous using google forms. tsym! 💜

Hello 👋 If yall dont mind , I need help getting people to fill out this short form: forms.gle/WmmKp7LTDzKz... Its a requirement for my masters degree paper, its only a couple of questions and 100% anonymous using google forms. tsym! 💜

Very grateful to have such wonderful friends

Now do stocks.

Boycott @buzzfeed.com . We're tired of being forcefed AI. Imagine being a creator and youre being told you HAVE to feed your creation to AI. So they can make it without you.

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

love your friends, let your friends love you

im allowed to "kids these days" because i didnt like other kids when i was a kid either

Get you a girl who can do both

If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.

End Of The Street 10”x8” oil

playing bass guitar in a band could fix me

im totally getting scammed holy shit