Monster Hunter is the greatest game series of all time simply because you can play alongside your cat. What's better than this?

GFOTY and learning how to crochet on my lunch break.

Hope is a muscle That allows us to connect

Decided to start wearing earrings again after not doing so for years. My piercings still work fine yayyy.

REAL music btw... If anyone cares...

Waiting for everyone to go vegan when they can't even abstain from a certain social media website.

Category is: 2025 album openers that are 10/10s by artists whose name starts with "Mari-"

Me every time I remember straight people exist

Creatures from my garden 🤠 Gardening is like if Viva Piñata was real

2pm to 5pm being 3 hours is diabolical. Every time 2pm rolls around it feels like I should be done working very soon 🤨

Human civilization could've been so cute by now and instead we're here. When do we get a break.

I'm kinda physically unable to listen to anything other than Chase Icon and Heidi Montag lately, it's a bit wild. Both of these are 10/10s I fear.

This is unfortunately still the vibe but we're embracing it idk

Lastfm is indeed Lastfming

This coming out and being the best album of all time right before Hillary Clinton was going to be elected..... I have aged 300 years since then.

New coworker's intro bio says "he currently lives with his spouse"

Finally invested the 5 minutes it took to understand how lastfm works and establish a functioning account. Okayyy content to post on this website 😻

These being the ugliest shoes of all time... They're literally hooves.

You wanna guess what me and Billie have been texting about

Kinda have nothing to say but I do have photos of Leo.

Disconnected from current events too severely and failed to notice BLACKPINK released a song... And it's good af.

our company color palette that I'm expected to use to visualize data is kinda ugly

Heartwarming: These pear and mulberry tree grafts I performed in like February were successful.

Omg!! 😳There’s trade at the polls passing out “I voted” stickers. Come quick!!

my man and I were joking that the random people you get matched with while playing Elden Ring Nightreign are WAY better during working hours cause they're unemployed and dedicated to gaming but it's really not a joke it's extremely true 😭 the difference in skill is very crazy lol

8 days for the Elden Ring Nightreign platinum trophy, it absolutely was that serious. The game is very fun, I hope they continue to add content/build on this format 😸

The entire world is somber af but we persist.

*Elden Ring Nightreign spoilers kinda* I fought this lion like 20+ times last night and finally won with like 1 HP remaining 😭 The game is tea also Raider is tea.

My cat Leo on a sofa + a rabbit in my back yard 😃

my Discover feed is very confused about my interests so I'm taking this time to manifest posts about Kylie Minogue and plants.

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

Waiting for a delivery of 20 cubic yards of wood chips from getchipdrop.com

"We have Pope Leo at home" The Pope Leo at home:

"scheduled for between the 12th and 18th of May" this is all I can think about. I have an excessive amount of plant seeds that I wish to sow in my yard. This is an image of me waiting.

This app being a perfect substitute for twitter and people still refusing to move here because they love advertisements and Nazis apparently

I WFH Mondays and Fridays so Thursdays always feel like a mini-Friday and then Fridays also feel like Fridays... It's kinda magical

Yeah you fucking with some wet ass pussy.

So bored/tired at work idk if I'm going to last these final minutes

*sent with invisible ink* people are a little too passionate about AI being bad for the environment for how much they ignore their personal meat consumption + air travel frequency 😶‍🌫️

Waiting for landscaping people I hired to level/flatten my backyard before I can start gardening there and the wait is excruciating. And I have too many plants in pots that I'm waiting to plant in my flattened yard to consider planting more things in pots.

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

Life has felt like this for a while and that has made me not very active on social media but I think I'm getting past it finally yayyy

People talk about this website/app having no features or functionality but this website has video posts where the video just loops once it's done playing instead of sending you to some random bullshit you never asked for and this is worth approximately one million draft lists or DMs with media

Good morning logging on

So grateful for my job, I think my position is very secure 🥲 I remember interviewing in December thinking if I didn't get this I was probably cooked because the economy is about to die 🥴

Co-workers don't know I'm queening out to Madonna and Kylie Minogue in my office

Getting measles vaccine later

Leo went in for a dental cleaning yesterday and it was scary but he did really well and recovered fast 🥲 It was the first time we ever had to drop him off somewhere all day like that + the first time he's ever been under anesthesia. His shaved wrist is too silly/cute 😩

drunk at a friend's house party there is still beauty in this cruel world