I think the rapture just happened but it turns out no-one on the planet is worthy. Typical. #rapture

The wife is away for a few days and this cat is not happy and is making his feelings known.

Maybe we are in the bad place because none of us forwarded those emails to 5 friends

I see Air Farce One has touched down on our fair soil. Given El Taco’s view on our freedom of expression I thought I’d display how suppressed we are by stating on the record that #TrumpIsACunt Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake

What the profile says v the reply to one of my posts (BTW I have no fucking idea what he is jabbering on about)

Saw someone note that if Tyler Robinson had killed anyone else on the Utah campus (even if it had been multiple people) Kirk and his supporters would not have given one damn about them. We know this because not one of them gives a damn about the school shooting that happened the same day.

Forgive me if I don’t want to unite with people who attack police officers, urinate publicly, have criminal records, beat their wives & children, blame minorities for their shitty lives, weaponise our flags, chant obscenities in front of children, and threaten everyone offended.

My friend is in London at th counter protest. She says they are completely surrounded in Whitehall by the Yaxley Lennon mob, from top to bottom. All racist chants. 98% white men. 2% women. She can't get out. The counter protestors are staying calm.

#UnitetheKingdom A lot of villages are missing their idiots. `Spoons takings nationwide will be plummeting .

At least I can be sure that my daughter is safe today, seeing as all the wife beaters and paedos are down in that London.

I initially read 'groyper' as 'groper' which made sense as a Trump supporter tbf.

I should have been born Finnish...

It’s beyond ironic that the very people who demand a burka ban walk around dressed up.. like they’re wearing a really moronic, crap looking burka

Oh my god.

So I wanted to do something to Take back the flag to show we are better than the racists we are united. I came up with a rubbish version and then the amazing @drhelenforte.bsky.social made what you see below. She is so talented ♥️ please share this far and wide #LoveNotHate #UnityThroughDiversity

After coming off a cruise I am now suffering from "land sickness" where it still feels like I am at sea. Google says to get over this I need to avoid caffeine and alcohol, get exercise and minimise screen time. Fucked, aren't I?

I fucking hate people. This has been sprayed onto the Islamic Centre near me. Are we proud of our country yet ?! I’m fucking ashamed. We need to take back the flag from racists Love Not Hate Unity Through Diversity

So back from Norway and see the flag shaggers have been busy in my home town. One of the flags actually has EDL printed on it. Sigh.

Wow Rylan! Where are you getting these 'facts' from? Do you have a hotline straight to the Farage-fone? Prick

I've had worse views when eating lunch to be honest..

If its Wednesday, this must be Olden.

Goodness me. I need a lie down 😂

Still in Norway enjoying the fjords. Well done, Slartibartfast.

Bit pretty here.

The mandatory shit wall selfie.

Not the worst place to wake up in on a Monday morning.. Stavanger, Norway.

I appear to be on the way to Norway...

My latest article is out and it's a deeply personal one. Thank you to @kentandsurreybylines.co.uk for letting me share my story to highlight the housing crisis in Britain

Bit cloudy but otherwise great day at the British Ironworks Centre down the road

Oh dear, oh dear... hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/19/e...

Flag shaggers literally creaming themselves over on FB because of this.

John Otway Manics The Lovely Eggs Shonen Knife Half Man Half Biscuit

Jonathan Gullis was on my TV this morning, so I've had to burn my house down. Thanks ITV x

Beach day done: Paddling ✅ Crabbing ✅ Tat shops ✅ Chips ✅ Arcade ✅ Scarily unsafe fairground ride ✅ Completed it mate

This lovely lady just followed me. Seems legit.

Had a fantastic Nepalese meal at the Yak & Yeti in Shrewsbury tonight and, as usual, totally forgot to take foodie type pics.

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White "He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum." londondaily.com/british-writ...

via @spottednewsoff.bsky.social

So it's 4:35am and I'm up after a refreshing 1 hours sleep, about to make the first of my 463 coffees of the morning 🙄

How to troll, police in government. Read his t-shirt, carefully.

Seen so many comments along the lines of "BBC only employs rapists". Apart from the fact that he hasn't been found guilty yet, can we just agree that the problem isn't with the BBC, the problem is with men. BBC News - The Repair Shop's Jay Blades charged with rape www.bbc.com/news/article...

Fixed it.

Strap in. And read from: “But to be fair, President Trump wasn’t that bad, other than when…”

Ever wondered why Trump loves golf? * A fibbymcfibface special 😬😁 *

Here’s an idea for the autumn budget, Labour. You’re welcome.