If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

"Now that the astronauts are moon-bound, there is no turning back: they are on a “free return” trajectory, which uses the moon’s gravity to slingshot around it before heading back towards Earth." Sending them 250,000 miles away. Can't get my head round it. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

The way the Guardian and other media frames Trump's idiocy is increasingly risible Would a bit of evaluation of Trump's total and complete ineptitude and toddler-like diplomacy be too much to ask? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.

It’s bad that 10 people have more money than 4 billion people

"Everyone dies in the end. It’s just how you go, right? You can’t stop tragic things from happening. Fires do happen." Reform's Housing spokesperson Simon Dudley on the Grenfell Tower fire, which killed 72 people and left 70+ injured. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/reform...

Thinking of a BBQ this weekend? 🔥 Disposable BBQs: – stay hot for hours – can start fires – end up straight in landfill Upgrade to one with: Lid ✔️ Legs ✔️ Handles ✔️ Your feet, your park… and your sausages will thank you. #dbbq

It’s that time of year again …

A timely repost

Just to recap: Russia is currently helping Iranian forces try to kill US troops. In response, Trump is… lifting sanctions on Russia and threatening to pull out of NATO, which are the #1 and #2 items on Putin’s wishlist

MP rejects Palantir’s claims that criticism of NHS England deal is ‘ideologically motivated’

Kemi Badenoch has just made a speech calling for NEW NORTH SEA DRILLING at an oil rig owned by a FOSSIL FUEL EXECUTIVE who DONATED £250,000 to the Conservatives. The next time a politician calls for more North Sea drilling - ask who funds them.

It's all a nightmare No good comes of the visit. Unpopular, but no good comes from cancelling it either because two fingers might feel good, but what would it achieve? Trump is a lunatic. Normal rules, or indeed any rules, don't apply.

Go further. Ban barbecues from all national parks and woodlands/forests. If you want a barbecue, have it in your own back garden or visit one in a professional setting. Our wildlife and green spaces are not to be put at continued risk by selfish and careless consumers apple.news/AC3TzR3RqRHW...

Whoever recommended Hijack 2 to me. We need words 🤣

Nobody: HappyApril Fools day America: I feel seen

Happy April Fools Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 Today you are allowed to laugh at yourself, others and find humor in life itself! It is a centuries old tradition What is your favorite April Fools Day joke? Please share with us Enjoy the day and remember ….. We will be okay ❤️Love ❤️ 🦊Foxy🦊

Starmer says he is 'ambitious [to] do more' in relation to alignment with EU single market - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Rookery Life Females have been sitting on clutches of 4/5 eggs for a couple of wks now. The first rooklets will be hatching soon - they are incubated from 2/3 egg. The male Rook brings food to the female in this period & there are frequent sounds of gulping as she accepts the offered grub. #Corvids

This is an extraordinary front page for a British newspaper to run. Donald Trump’s delinquency, derangement & imperilling of international security is somehow a stick with which to beat our own Prime Minister, who has negotiated the current horror show rather well. It is actually sickening.

"People are calling Trump’s invasion of Iran ‘The Epstein War’" www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/people-...

I've always wondered how many transcript writers have left the job after being assigned a Trump babble session.

I have reported the Rachey account for harassment and incitement to violence. I am the target of it. This is who they are. The responses to her post using my image and name:

This fella is fucking unhinged. The switch in behaviour when a woman calls them out is telling

About Addy, Rachey, Debbie, Magnolia and all ⤵️⤵️

This is long but it's important, given that some people are talking about it again & others are asking qs These accounts are unhinged & not who they pretend to be. Wake the fuck up, people. Stop enabling them And stop with th "I know them". You don't. No-one has met them... bsky.app/profile/jane...

The truth of it.

Mad as a box of frogs, this fella www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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I love train travel and I love the whole Interrail thing but, damn, do they HAVE to make the whole booking process so onerous and difficult. Unless I am missing something very obvious, in which case I would love to be told about it

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring happiness

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He is ridiculous on every level www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

It's cold out, but a beautiful morning.

No doubt this will come as big a surprise to Iran as everything else Trump claims they said www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

No quoting bits and bobs of this: you need to read the whole preposterous thing

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

The Age of AI is terrifying. What sort of impersonal dystopia are we creating for ourselves? You may feel comforted and understood by an AI, but you are actually just being processed.

You really HAVE got to love a Peaky Blinders walk youtu.be/TF98xNuDA5E?...

Because you fell in with Trump's lunatic hate; you believed it was all about "us" vs "them" and you didn't realise it's all just "us"

It's not a sign of his dementia. It's a reminder that he is fundamentally and totally unfit for any position of anything at all never mind any position of authority and NEVER MIND FUCKING PotUS

But not only did he not do so, he insulted their previous military support, pressured them into deploying assets to the Arctic under threat of annexing Greenland, said he didn't need help in the Gulf, then demanded it, now says he doesn't need it. It's insane. 2/2

I'm so sick of this. I know it's been said a million times but NATO members have an obligation to assist each other if one of them is attacked, not to assist any member who launches a war. But if he wanted assistance for that he should've consulted them first. 1/2 www.france24.com/en/live-news...

Fantastic news in the UK today - the government has apparently ditched its plan to force creatives to 'opt out' if they don't want AI companies training on their life's work. www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog... 🧵 1/4

GET YOURSELF DOWN TO HORMUZ

Britain is to lead the fusion energy race to deliver energy security as the Labour Government sets out it's new Fusion Strategy - its vision for developing a commercial fusion industry in the UK. It makes Britain the 1st country in the world with a clear path to commercial fusion.

Starmer: "We will not be drawn into the wider war ... we cannot allow the war in the Gulf to turn into a windfall for Putin"

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz