i put this sentence in the toaster before posting so now its Poast

4 out of 5 doctors recommend logging off

that one secret post that doctors DON’T want you to know about

no put that back we have posts at home

i’m suffering from post-posting depression

i can’t believe it’s not post

not now mom i’m posting

hey watch it buddy im postin here

anybody on here know how this “posting” thing works

waiting in line right now

out of the frying pan into a slightly different frying pan

here’s a list of the mii’s i’ve made on tomodachi life living the dream: • garfield • master chief • ash ketchum • pikachu • misty • brock • prof oak • mickey mouse • sora • cloud strife • lara croft • guy fieri • dr. will • jason voorhees • ghostface • strong bad • beat (jet set radio) • john wick

logging on to the internet

BREAKING: martin scorsese has died* *(in the eyes of his now former fans, not literally)

waiting in a line right now

oh god he’s writing a novel isnt he

11:11 donk

i havent watched fallout season 2 yet (im really behind) but before i do i wanted to look over my post-season-1 theories and see how close i was

working on smth

im going to master set southern islands bc look at this artwork

the great thing about tomodachi life is you will be telling someone about a situation like “so spongebob and obama were having an argument but then wonder woman and naruto helped each of them calm down and now they’re all having a picnic on the beach with darth vader, guy fieri and jason voorhees”

hard having sustainable hobbies in the year of our lord 2026

the perfect death for me would be being flattened by a falling pokemon vending machine

side effects include becoming a shark, and possible nausea

“so did internet kill the video star!?” i scream out into the grand canyon, as a single star falls from the sky to it’s death

car

THE OSCARS DON'T RESPECT ANIMATION?! Here's our THIRD BONUS UMBERT EP, brought to you by our EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BACKERS!!!

last day

dharma and grogu

dont tell me taco bell is discontinuing their breakfast salsa packet

- dire news sire, the warlord of the eastern wastes hath quote tweeted one of your jokes about your concubines and it hath broken containment - hath he left a courtesy like - he hath not

i hate it! thx so much!

i have not watched nearly enough movies this year, in fact this month i think i only watched one

It's insane how many movies have been made to date. At least 100, by my count

never had a thought in my life

We Bought a Zeus

are there any wealthy corporate donors out there that are interested in giving me a lot of money, because i happen to be in the market for a lot of money at the moment

BREAKING: after a recent acquisition by the ellsion’s, webster’s dictionary is officially updating the phrase from “dance like nobody’s watching” to “post like nobody’s selling your data”

life is like a box of highways

11:11 ultimate battle (test)

hopefully the success of these fire red and leaf green ports will lead to what i really want: heart gold and soul silver switch ports

so long, old dragon

im so tired of these animals crossing me

making a card game for fun

what movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

it will be so funny if colbert just does a rosencrantz and guildenstern and shows us the events of the original trilogy but from tom bombadil’s perspective

we are so close to the ai bubble bursting and i can’t wait to not have to hear about it every day

i had a bolt of inspiration about this today i think that because cats and dogs need different diets catdog is able to use every little bit of the food it eats so there's no waste