huh

it feels like every time i check a Cavs box score Tyson has 20/6/6. super cool

the quiet framing of what US opposition should mean to a foreign head of state is somehow almost worse?

never change Browns

who wonders the WonderPets?

*watching the navigation app over my Uber driver's shoulder* wow, just like crazy taxi

the worst part of watching The Bear is when you realize this scene isn't going to end and is in fact not a scene but an episode

next you'll tell me there's a movie star named CapitalOne Lexus

"i put religion in quotes because" everybody writes like such a fucking idiot anymore oh my god

we've arrived

might turn one eye cautiously to the Cavs at least on replay for the first time in months tonight

do you think they tell winter shit like "the people of fall will welcome us as liberators"

Sorry, Baby was a huuuuuuge letdown but Die My Love was the cure. what a movie

picture that says the kachowski sisters and it's two lightning mcqueens with wachowski sister hair and matrix dvds

first frisbee league game this morning after not playing for three and a half years. first five minutes i felt like i had literally forgotten how to run. i tripped over my own feetand wiped out into just about a somersault at one point. did alright by the end though

first you want the Dems to vote against funding for ICE. now, you want the Dems to be against ICE. I can't keep up with you crazies!!!!

it's TV's world and we're all just dying in it

trae deal is funny all around that's for sure

I think Nights from Nights Into Dreams has kind of a he/him lesbian vibe

is this anything

when you see one guy in a ceremonial robe on the sidewalk at night, you feel extra safe. that guy's never gonna be a mugger. buy if you turned the corner and saw 40 people in ceremonial robes that would be a lot scarier than 40 random people

seeing a lot of people responding to Marty Supreme with extreme contempt for Marty and citing his apparent flippancy regarding the Holocaust as a major reason for that contempt, but none of these people want to ask how it affects Marty to be Jewish in the wake of the Holocaust

it's awesome how under every bit of Philadelphia Union news is one million miserable fans posting entirely counterfactual complaints. great fanbase

youth pastor watching soccer voice: Fly Emirates, huh? Well, if you say so. You know, I happen to recall another Middle Eastern monarch, of sorts, who was pretty "fly"

does Jarrett Allen come from another universe where missed threes drop straight down off the rim

i was up until five in the morning with food poisoning listening to Dido. for the first time in years "worst night of my life" is an open competition

man you read like one thing that even gestures towards the reality of manufacturing and you never want to buy anything out of a store again

noticing there are seven MLS teams represented in my closet and wondering if I went a little too hard this time

can people stop losing their minds every time the union sell a player? we just went through this with gazdag and elliott, everybody thought the sky was falling, and then they won the shield. but nobody learned the lesson

Union doing really good business this weekend. I'm more sure about the Baribo sale being a slam dunk but I like both moves a lot

Gen Z Chopped reboot called Chopped and Unc

contemplating just deleting all the apps

concerned for the health of this woman on the train basically hotboxing her vape inside her coat but i appreciate her keeping it away from us

remain kind of checked out on the Cavs since they seem to be too but Tyson is on my fantasy team and he seems to be for real huh?

sowing/reaping etc

giving my students pieces of the freeway chase from The Matrix Reloaded for an exquisite corpse color grade exercise

on the other hand this movie with a monkey named Ben

this new hugh jackman looks like a 30 rock bit. half the new movies do anymore

lively thanksgiving morning as my parents' dog was rushed to the vet after collapsing on a walk and turns out to have somehow ingested some weed off the sidewalk

shaking my bottle of estrogen at the dog and asking if he wants to be a good girl

ten minutes into the dog show and my bracket is busted RIP Ibizan Hound

to my eye a lot of current Cavs discourse is like if Curry missed the start of the 2016-17 season and the Warriors were looking a little mediocre on offense and people pinned it in losing Leandro Barbosa

most American pro sports leagues are about 30 teams. that means, on average, any given team wins a title every 30 years or so. unfortunately, the average american sports fan starts going psychotic about 9 months out from winning a title. not a good mix!

2.5 xG. god. it really should not be a playoff sport

awful finish from the union. you've been consistently threatening with deliberate buildup for 60+ minutes and then when stoppage time hits you just panic and send a flurry of direct balls to nowhere. mostly needed to finish one or two of their billion chances earlier on but that was terrible

union going to be hard pressed to receive a pass in the box if that's legal defending

man. glesnes needs to figure himself out. don't understand what he's thinking in quite a few big moments tonight

can handle union losing in the round of 8 just fine especially with a shield under the belt but cannot handle waiting months to watch them play again

I refuse to believe george pickens is good at football because his name reminds me of kenny pickett and they were drafted together