One of my favorites ever went like this:
"BURLY DRILL SERGEANT: SEE THAT BUG, PRIVATE?
ME: SIR, I SEE ITS GLISTENING WINGS, SIR!
SERGEANT: EVER SEEN A THORAX LIKE THAT PRIVATE?
ME: SIR, DIDN'T KNOW THEY BUILT EM LIKE THAT, SIR!"
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago