Smokey the Twink

Borrowing adidas sneakers from your hispanophone friend

Been back to playing frisbee for a few months after some years away and it's crazy how the urge to argue about sports online is just draining out of me

Euphoria season 1 is some of the worst tv I have ever subjected myself to. Euphoria season 2 is somehow intermittently Twin-Peaks-season-2-esquely brilliant

Just saw a generic ozempic ad on the train and thought huh weird why'd they hire a Charles Barkley doppelganger and then it was actually just weird gaunt Charles Barkley

Union look vaguely cursed as just something new goes bizarrely wrong in every game and I don't have much doubt that they can figure out how to play together and be a lot better than this in terms of results but they are digging quite the hole

Maybe I could be a "journalist"

Ofc I'm up against Bam this week in fantasy 😭

Absolutely incredible and real church sign I just spotted in Philly: Jesus-he didn't punk on us when the going (calvary) got rough!

The hardest part about teaching is probably stifling the urge to spend an entire lecture asking questions like "do people your age know Charlie Bit My Finger?"

Who wonders the wonderpets?

I know everyone's going to post like the sky is falling for the Union since that's all anyone ever does but I think they're going to be more than fine. Have lost 3 in a row but cumulative xGD is only like -.6 and that's from a series of games where two 19/20 year olds well outside the first team -

Challenge for those who are very confident my furby isn't conscious:

Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie was really impressive. I like what I've seen of the show and I still had a better time than I expected

Suppose those shrewd center-seeking pragmatists who are always shrieking about the polling on whatever progressive cause will jump on this, right? We have to obey the polls!

I know it'll never happen but they need to just let the VAR make the call. No explanation other than ego for some of the calls you see stand

Bruno Damiani has a tough fucking job man. Go out there, get the shit kicked out of you a bunch of times, draw half as many whistles if you're lucky, get no service from a midfield that's kind of in general disarray and then everyone complains about you online

Seems like a long Craig Porter shift but I guess they all feel that way lately

Cavs are always missing like five guys to injuries and you always spend the final minutes of a game dissecting replays ad nasueam it's just a hard league to have fun with

Would be very upsetting to somehow remain on the losing end of JB Bickerstaff challenges

So did Jarrett Allen get hurt I missed most of the fourth

Hey there's another

Like Craig Porter Jr more than it's going to sound like but he does a lot of shit that makes you go hey man what's the point of you

Foul up three after splitting a pair of free throws twice AND against a team that can't hit a three to save their lives. Brilliant.

Cavs are so fun right now

Remember a loooooong time ago reading LeBron on how he fell in love with basketball and he talked about discovering the flow of the game, how you could go up and down the court ten times without stopping. And he's right but the NBA doesn't deliver that

I know he was already on a bit of a tear but you could kind of wonder if Allen didn't like playing with Garland lol

So funny when they say someone is a good basketball player but an even better guy. Really? Cade Cunningham is one of the ~20 nicest people in the world? You sure?

NBA basketball can be so beautiful when you don't have a referee butting in every three possessions

Not sure of the last time I've seen two teams look that sharp for 6 minutes. Whew. Good basketball

Cavs never changes

They should invent an NBA where the players are healthy sometimes

<the kind of stoned you can really only be in a hotel room> television commercials offer a look into a fantasy world that's devoid of advertising. I watched this prescription drug family attend a baseball game in a stadium where EVERYONE was wearing solid color shirts, no branding visible anywhere.

Sucks that humanity fell in love with stories and we can't really tell what's true at all unless it happens to be as story-shaped as it is true

That Harden box score is like the quintessential Garland box score right down to the +/- and how the line compares to Mitchell's. Really bizarre what a like for like swap that deal is. In a world where there are no toes or age, at least

Good on Merrill and Wade fighting for some tough boards in that final stretch. Felt pretty iffy when they went back to the starting group myself

I agree go Cavs

Dean Wade churns out a box score that'll piss you off like it's his job

Really need Cavs to vanquish the ghosts of their past this year (dead ball four-point play)

Maybe retinal detachment isn't all it sounds like but the Cavs seem to have gotten away with a lot of turning horrific medical cases into good players at the deadline

Emoni Bates fans have a new g-leaguer to be weird about in Oladipo that's nice

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These guys have won fourteen?

thinking about sonic and knuckles lock on tech. coolest shit

what a ridiculous win

really great cavs win

if that happens to harden a week ago we're stopping five minuteso look for a flagrant. come on man great shot

looked like a baffling call live and on replay so assume this will stand

don't need the Cavs to score on the last shot of a quarter just need them to do something reasonable looking please

shit that looked like a huge impact