Ball in Donovan Mitchell's hands there is a disaster anybody could see coming

13 and 8. Scored 3 tonight but 2 off the post. Again, the goal is much larger than its frame. Have they run afoul of some coven?

Down 2-0 at the half with a -.1 xG differential. Two of your absolute elite defenders from last year's shield team produced the goals with mind-numbing blunders giving the ball away in their own third. +7 corners, +7 shots, nothing to show. A team to make you believe in sports curses

Downloaded Titanium Court the other night and played about an hour this morning. Utterly entrancing video game. Haven't had felt like this playing a game in a long time

world cup outfit idea canadian soccer jersey blue jeans and denim jacket

I swear when shake shack security saw me coming down the sidewalk they were eyeing me up and like trying to make themselves look bigger do I look like I like ice cream THAT much???

Today I saw a Jeep and thought "oh cool. Juventus car." Somebody needs to intervene in my life

Presently on the brink of a 2-1 loss with a +.1 xG differential. Another injury to a backline that is struggling to get organized despite featuring two stalwarts from last year's great defense. Last Winter's club record signing fails to score from either of two golden chances.

just don’t start the game like assholes

You can't be giving guys named tugboat away

Meet Jesus Luzardo, pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies and former Miami Marlin. He wears No. 44. He has 44 wins and 44 losses in 144 career games. In his 4-year tenure with the Marlins, he had 444 strikeouts and 144 walks.

What sort of devil magic puts the Cavs in both of the only 2 ever series with even aggregate scores after game 6

Jarrett Allen getting into it now I'm starting to believe

i agree go cavs 😌

The Cavs could probably get like a 4 point bump per game if they just took Donovan out every time the clock hit 60 seconds

Philadelphia Union having the weirdest sports season I've ever seen. Some systems have them at like +5 xGD for the season. More pessimistic numbers are like -.5. they're sitting at -8 in real life. The pessimistic model has their expected points just two behind the conference leader -

So Cavan Sullivan has arrived at the MLS level I think

Always some bullshit with the Cavs. Glad I'm only subjecting myself to the play by play

There's that classic Mitchell box score lol

not sure I've ever watched a good player with worse court vision

the michael jordan of jordan clarksons

Sure Donovan Mitchell's not your best shooter and sure he's ranked even further down the list in the clutch but he's 6/23 from the floor tonight so we really have no choice but to have him force up shots at the close of this incredibly crucial playoff game

I don't think I've been happy to have turned on a Cavs game once all year. I really do not enjoy how this team plays and I especially do not enjoy how they play the final minutes of a close game

So no conferring when the ball is called out off the Cavs I suppose

Two egregious illegal raptor screens this half and they only called a rinky-dink little one at the other end

I have not watched a lot of basketball this year but when I do the Cavs tend to look like they think they're above running an offense in crunch time and in what little I've seen it seems really fucking stupid

Challenge burnt to correct a call back to the right call that they initially got right live I love Adam Silver's NBA

Donovan Mitchell with the clock under 60 seconds might be my least favorite NBA player to watch ever

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

Exciting union game. Pretty frustrating use of the bench. Good result in a vacuum to draw on the road against a very good home team but should've managed 3. Not sure how often I've seen a referee allow that many chances to play out a minute past end of stoppage

Regular formation with Danley at 10 or maybe an Xmas tree?

Bryson Barns more like

Just saw a white dog in sunglasses that looked exactly like Whammer

Thrifted a super sweet totally genuine 2008 real madrid kit today. Just one little oddity...

One of my favorites ever went like this: "BURLY DRILL SERGEANT: SEE THAT BUG, PRIVATE? ME: SIR, I SEE ITS GLISTENING WINGS, SIR! SERGEANT: EVER SEEN A THORAX LIKE THAT PRIVATE? ME: SIR, DIDN'T KNOW THEY BUILT EM LIKE THAT, SIR!"

When I played frisbee in college my absolute favorite thing was when you score on a deep shot and get to sprint the length of the field to celebrate with your teammate. I got to do one of those for the first time in four years today and it felt as good as ever. Unbelievable high

In the final :-)

That could be my whole fantasy season right there

The tanking stuff is like having a mouse problem and every night the mice come to your kitchen and eat your fresh-baked cookies and to curb the problem behavior you decide to bake fewer cookies and still leave them out

I know the Guardians are a cheap org but I can't believe they have a louse problem. I guess it's good they're bringing in this Chase guy to get rid of em. Better late than never

Smokey the Twink

Borrowing adidas sneakers from your hispanophone friend

Been back to playing frisbee for a few months after some years away and it's crazy how the urge to argue about sports online is just draining out of me

Euphoria season 1 is some of the worst tv I have ever subjected myself to. Euphoria season 2 is somehow intermittently Twin-Peaks-season-2-esquely brilliant

Just saw a generic ozempic ad on the train and thought huh weird why'd they hire a Charles Barkley doppelganger and then it was actually just weird gaunt Charles Barkley

Union look vaguely cursed as just something new goes bizarrely wrong in every game and I don't have much doubt that they can figure out how to play together and be a lot better than this in terms of results but they are digging quite the hole

Maybe I could be a "journalist"

Ofc I'm up against Bam this week in fantasy 😭

Absolutely incredible and real church sign I just spotted in Philly: Jesus-he didn't punk on us when the going (calvary) got rough!