morning (its 4 PM)

🦭 hi

POV you planted a hidden camera in my fridge and you’re catching me do what I do whenever I check for late night snacks 🤗🐷

heyyy 👉🏻👈🏻 sooo its my birthday and im sadly not working rn so if anyone wanted to perhaps cashapp me so i can buy some gear as a gift for myself i would definitely send pics 👀👀 $seriouslywoofy

twitter collective schizophrenia getting so bad at these files, i had to come back to bluesky to breathe. hi yall hows it going

Now THIS is a guy who believes in and supports fat liberation in every way

good evening bluesky

My eyes are up here big dawg and yes the tip is pink 🩷

If you’re documenting the ICE atrocities, make sure to back up your data. Don’t assume it’s safe in the cloud or on social media. Keep a copy (or multiple copies). I also strongly recommend journaling what you witnessed by hand if possible. Tell your story. The world is watching.

The head of ICE explained why his officers wear masks — and it's exactly what you'd expect: they don't want to be held accountable for treating immigrants like shit.

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thank you mom for the new shirt ❤️

Black air forces on my fortnite character so they know i mean business

you bator watch out, you bator not cry…

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ass got anxiety it shake real nasty he bussin like a draco shoutout degrassi

The lease knobby daw

twitter temporarily banned me for saying i like to fujoshi out

HOW MANY HAWKS?

some of yall are so hung it looks like it would give me a cracked mandible if it hit me in the face

and when is fat job application friday? hmm?

pissin all by urself handsome 🤨

I’m creating a religion that believes AI images are each a dimension of their own and any time someone makes a terrible image like this they are genuinely creating such a scenario. It will spread so far and wide that it defeats the separation between church and state and people go to jail for this.

wagon wheel watusi!

you’re late for our meeting in a room in which there are no others

opened my TL at w*rk 🫠

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goodnight to my fat oomfies ONLY! the rest of u stay up and be guards.

amy dunne:

the clock strikes 3 am and i turn straight…. Zwhats uo with that

drinking crown and red bull snh

Technical difficulties! Stream back up! Halo running!

Also totally open if anyone wants to join my fireteam :)

Halo infinite starting !

Going Live on twitch rn!! Lock in - We’re playing skyrim and then halo infinite. Twitch.tv/naurgeoisie

its scrub that cooter saturday everyone post a picture of your soap brands so i can make fun of your PH balance

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willy wonka be like oomfie loompa getting on my nervesss 🙄 omfg

im NOT your bloomf. we’re not even bloomfies. you’ll never be bloomfington.