Dino Facts! Stegosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut 🧠—but may have had a second "brain" near its tail to help control it! Its spiked tail is called a thagomizer, a name taken from a Far Side comic. 🦖

Im makin my own bread! Dill pickle bread! The dill dough is rising and when its huge ima punch it and shape that dill dough so its long and then ima get it hot so it gets crusty on the outside and hot and tangy on the inside!

Happy fucking anniversary to me beautiful, terrifying wife @ragdollandy.bsky.social . You’ll always be my number one, ride or die, until the end of the end.

Pancake and taco are the same thing , just at dif times of the day

@molliekuramoto.bsky.social if you was a mushroom youd be a shitaki

((Bruh if you get fackin ragey ooc over cd rp...maybe take a digital break. Its an instablockaroonie if i see ooc drama on here..holy crapppp. Touch grass, do crime))

Frank has been adopted! Soon you can see him at the pharmacy! Hes a pharmacist! And security so be nice

I rescued a cat in da swamp. His name is Frank

((Hai! If you dont RP in Crack Den, pls unfollow andy on acct of i dont wanna waste rp fun on here wif ppl that wont never run into andy in world :) nothin personal but i only has time to exist in 1 rp sim lol))

New at RagDollar! Just in time for summer! Spicy mango flavor!

The word of the day is MUCOSAL

Rag Dollar is gonna has a best gourmet recipe on a budget contest in March! All ya gotta do is shop Rag Dollar for your ingredients. 20$ is the budget and make a gourmet recipe, write it down and submit it at Rag Dollar wif yer name and deets. Then ima cook each recipe and rate them! Top 3 win!

Do you has aminal problems? Whether its a skunk or a possum or even rats, call Andy and she will capture and rehabilitate the aminals so they are good members of society. Call for yer free quote 555 JUMBO

If skanks had a mating call on like Aminal Planet...wat would it be?

CORBIN LASALLE GOT MY DOG PREGNANT!

Who ya think has a bigger bush? @murphydaughtery.bsky.social or @molliekuramoto.bsky.social

Listen. I need to hire someone that can find someone for me. Privately. DM for deets. And yis im paying.

Ima start a new service!! Attn Hathian! Habe you ever wanted to prank someone but yer lazy and has money? Well im not lazy and i need money so here it is! You pay i prank whoever ya want! Cept me less its about pickles.. 20$ for big pranks and 10$ for lil ones! 50$ will get ya a CUSTOM prank!

Who wants to go to that casino in BW?? I never been to one!

She blocked me bahahaha

@lenaozaki.bsky.social 50$ in Rag Dollar Coopuns to the first person to baptize this heathen in cream cheese. Cream Cheese on sale at Rag Dollar, 3.99$!

@berthierstbakery.bsky.social sold me a kids birfday cake wif human in it. No kiddin, thats a real hand bruh! My kids cant eat this! They only got like 2 teef totes!

New at The Rag Dollar! 9.95$ buys your favorite furry fren a unicorn treat dispensor that doubles as a lube dispensor from its horn! Candle wine sold separately (3.75$). Strawberry yogurt covered beef jerky hearts sold separately 14oz (5.95$)

COULD MY FAMBILY STAHP SHOWIN THEY BALLS AND JAWS ALL OVER MY FEED BRUH?!

Now at Rag Dollar! Valentimes Day romance kits ona budget!

((If you unfollow my acct so my char cant respond to your char still posting antagonizing bs? Im blockin both here and in world. Aint nobody got time for that nonsense regina george. If ya want to have your char run their mouth on here, ya need to allow ppl to engage, or it aint RP its blurring))

Anyone has farm aminals for sale or trade?

The Nacho "Gouda Father" Queso is celebrating wif me for making bank at the farmer markets!

New at Rag Dollar! 69 cents each in the frozen treats section!

Doin a favor for a fren down on her luck @lennoxsantiago.bsky.social

((Eff why eye: ima person that has to sleep and work and do fambily stuff in RL. If youre IC mad that my char isnt on sim at 2am, maybe find someone thats in your TZ or be understanding ooc that im never choosing SL over RL. If ya wanna arpeez wif Andy youll have to be on sim when she is.*shrug*))

Jason was in da pharmacy but i didnt let him take anything @shaebennett.bsky.social

Dear Salami fambily, I liked your snackies but zeek secretly broke a chair

Black His/herstory time! Cool things black ppl invented! 1. The outdoor mailbox 2. The traffic lights! 3. Folding chairs bruh! 4. Potato Chips!! 5. Frickin super soakers! Fackin heck yis! 6. Idk wat a touchTony phone is but it sounds kinky! 7. The modern toilet. Literally holy shit bruh!

Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry

((Lets has some light hearted funs. Play along and unwind! Pitch a fictional CD business in 3 words, that 'didnt make the cut' Ill go first! "RUBBER DUCKY ENEMALL" ))

((One of amdys inspos is this tiktok lady named Para Norma the P.I. and she is so heckin hilarious. Shes also on youtube go watch her and you will seeeee why she inspos andy))

So black his and herstory month is now and i read a cool story about how 25% of all cowboys in the wild west was black and that THE LONE RANGER was black too!

Hey! HATHIANITES! Andy here! Anhbody wanna buy chimkim eggies soon? My kids need shoes bruh, they knees be lookin like they wirkin with @molliekuramoto.bsky.social s mom ona corner or watever. So anywau, the shoes is twice as soendy fer twins. Theyre huge bee tee dubs! I blame Russia. But EGGIES??

((Ooc psa: if you dont like that my char has Autism and DID and it OFFENDS you in RL? Dont ooc msg me acting like im being super offensive cuz you have a kid with autism ooc. Dont antagonize in rp on social media if ya then pull that shit with me. Thats bs and 100% trying to avoid ic consequences))

@cclilrabbit.bsky.social talks a whole lotta SHIT on here about bein a badass. But she wont fight lil ole Andy! I dont need yer permission to fite ya bish. I just gotta find ya. We gon play doctor!

Which would yall wanna eat first?