The only soft, salty snake that will do you right. On Special at Berthier St. - soft, chewy snake pretzels with your choice of mustard or warm beer-cheese dip.

Craving something dangerously sweet? Berthier St. Bakery is serving killer treats, fresh coffee, and cupcakes that bite back 🧁🐍 One taste and you’re hooked. Come hungry, leave obsessed. #SecondLife #TheCrackDen #Roleplay #Metaverse

Where is May's CUPCAKE OF THE MONTH, you ask? Right on time! MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU is a light vanilla bean cake filled with blueberry curd and crowned with a swirl of blueberry and matcha buttercreams and sprinkled with sugar stardust and a fondant starfighter.

April's Cupcake of the Month is created by @madhatteraddi.bsky.social The LAVENDER-LEMON HONEYPOT is a bite of spring. A sweet honey-vanilla sponge dotted with candied citrus peel and topped with a colorful crown of whipped lavender-lemon buttercream. Come put your mouth on this honeypot! 🍯🍯🍯

Featuring Lemon Pound Cake in celebration of Afroman's free speech victory. C'mon, HPD, put down your gun and we'll cut you a slice!

Pi Day pie fight is still going on! Come and get some!

That's PI DAY! 3.14 Cream your way to prizes and glory!

March's CUPCAKE OF THE MONTH is a rich chocolate cake crowned with mint buttercream, sprinkled with Thin Mint cookie crumbles, and drizzled with a CHOCOLATE MINT MONEY SHOT. Come get some'a this!

Need a cake fix? We got you.

Aww yeah! This MARDI GRAS, get your king cakes and bourbon balls at Berthier Street Bakery. Visit our booth at the city’s celebration on the 28th. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL! Salty Penis Pops and cream-filled Cuntcakes $5.50 each or $10 for a pair. Mix and match!

FEBRUARY CUPCAKE OF THE MONTH: Nuts About Tipsy Cherries. Bakery Manager Murphy Perez inspired this boozy cherry-almond dream of a cupcake, complete with a heart-shaped macaron for your bae or maybe just a chaser. Perfect for St. Valentine's Day!

NEW YEAR, NEW CUPCAKE! Mexican Hot Chocolate is January's Cupcake of the Month. A rich chocolate cake kicked up with cinnamon, chili, and anise crowned with toasted sweet marshmallow cream. * Gifts today for our loyal customers to celebrate 2026! *

HAPPY THANKSGIVING from all of us at Berthier St. Bakery. Come by for our Cupcake of the Month.

It's finally here, November's CUPCAKE OF THE MONTH: MARSHMALLOW APPLE PIE, a warm spiced cake spiked with apple moonshine, stuffed with apple pie filling and crowned with pecans and toasted marshmallow cream. Gratitude in a mouthful and yes, you wanna swallow, baby.

Happy Halloween! Come by tonight for free Cupcakes. Beware the pies tonight… they might eat you back!

💀October's Cupcake of the Month is just in time for Spooky Season! A rich chocolate red velvet cupcake with a moonshine-infused cherry center topped with black almond frosting and a dainty sugar skull as memento mori. Sink your teeth into one today 💀

Happening now! Axe throwing and meat grilling, DJ Ted starting his set soon.

AUTUMN SUGAR FEST! This Saturday, join us at Sugar Row for caramel apples, axe throwing, meat on a stick, bobbing for apples, and the season's best sweet treats.

Welcome Autumn with warm spices, crisp apple, and toffee flavors. Made with locally crafted Apple Moonshine!

LAST CHANCE to taste August’s Cupcake of the Month! Next month will have us rolling into Autumn flavors and a surprising kick!

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For meritorious service to cookiemunchers everywhere!

CUPCAKE OF THE MONTH for sultry AUGUST is the BETTER THAN SEX cupcake created by Sere Duvall featuring decadent, rich chocolate cake soaked in bourbon topped with fresh whipped cream, caramel drizzle and crunchy toffee bits.

CUPCAKE OF THE MONTH for sultry AUGUST is the BETTER THAN SEX cupcake created by Sere Duvall featuring decadent, rich chocolate cake soaked in bourbon topped with fresh whipped cream, caramel drizzle and crunchy toffee bits.

Just another two weeks to enjoy this inspired offering for July and help raise money to support our municipal services!

Giving it up the right way: news.thecrackden.com/2025/06/muni...

JULY'S CUPCAKE OF THE MONTH is a raspberry, blueberry, or vanilla cake swirled with berry compote and frosted with whipped vanilla-ginger mascarpone. It is a bite of summer-sweet warmth created by Sergeant Hiroshi Shaw-Suzuki to benefit first responders in Hathian's Municipal Services.

Berthier St. Bakery. Now with absolute snacks.

Before you lace on your roller skates today, grab some of June's Cupcake of the Month. Enjoy this sweet treat created by local sweetheart @murphydaughtery.bsky.social for only another week before we announce next month's creation!

The Berthier St. Bakery has your Pride 2025 noms down at Batterie Beach!

But wait! We had so many delicious entries and we want to share them all with you!

ANNOUNCING our PRIDE 2025 "If I Were a Cupcake" contest WINNER! Come down to Batterie Beach tomorrow for Hathian Pride and get yourself a taste!

We’ll be there and we’ll be announcing the cupcake contest winners!

ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT to enter our "If I Were A Cupcake" contest! This is your chance to show off your creative prowess while giving the world a taste of who you are. Come down to the Berthier Street Bakery for full contest rules and to drop your entry in the suggestion box 🧁

Take her advice. You won’t be sorry unless you hate all that is good in the world 😇

Are you sweet? Maybe a li'l spicy? Salty? Fluffy? Cream filled? Craft a cupcake that gives the world a taste of who you are!

We're kicking off PRIDE SEASON 2025 by announcing a CUPCAKE CONTEST that celebrates YOU! Create a cupcake that captures your unique character that wins over our judges and your named cupcake will be featured as August's Cupcake of the Month. WHAT KIND OF CUPCAKE ARE YOU?

Hurricane season is coming! Let the FDH tell you what you need to prepare and let the Berthier St Bakery provide your required storm treats specially packed in water resistant boxes to protect the good stuff.

Tired of the pigs ruining your fun? Friday. Strip Mall. East end of Hathian Highway. 3pm SLT. No violence, just a protest. with signs and shit.

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo all month long with May's Cupcake of the Month, our Cupcake Contest 2nd place winner: TACO CORN MUFFINS! Sweet corn muffin base hollowed out and filled with taco meat and all the fixin's. Pick up a couple dozen for your festivities! Let us know if you like it HOT.

It’s coming… May’s Cupcake of the Month! Any guesses what it is? We’re looking ahead to Pride next month and want to celebrate with a unicorn cupcake. Whose’s got the best recipe?

Hurry up, Hathian! Only ONE more day to catch April's cupcake of the month, Sakura & Matcha Dream. Sweet cream, delicate sakura, and earth matcha welcomes spring in the tastiest way. Any guesses what May's cupcake of the month will be?

April's Cupcake of the Month is our cupcake contest 3rd place winner - the SAKURA MACHA DREAM. A light, airy cake that welcomes spring with the earthy and floral tones of macha, sakura, and sweet cream. This cupcake's creator is Ayumi Hema.

Final week to get your hands on the spicy-sweet cupcake contest winner from Kaiden Zero!

Even St. Patrick is cool with the snakery - come on down for fresh, warm Irish Soda Bread and some minty Shamrock Cupcakes!

Wishing you so much pie on Pi Day!

We have Irish soda bread and minty shamrock cupcakes for your St. Patrick's Day celebrations!

Join us for a MARDI GRAS celebration at Batterie Beach on Sunday, March 8 10 - 5 PM SLT. We got your Bourbon Balls and King Cakes!

The Snakery Bakery is NOW open, being restocked and cleaned. She swears it was like cleaning up after a bunch of kids.