Told someone no to my gun, watched a reporter get Spartan kicked, and now we’re splitting up like it’s a damn crime drama. No body, no proof, so until then, this is just peak Hathian fuckery. AND no he ain't fucking dead. SO FUCK YOU!

@charliebundy.bsky.social Where ARE YOU ?

One more for today! youtu.be/iFoKnSe7M4Y?...

Being an HPD groupie gotta be wild. Imagine defending corruption for some lukewarm cop affection and a stale ride along. Girl, get up...

Some of y’all ain’t dating a cop, you’re just the precinct’s community mattress. At this point, do they issue you a badge or just a VIP parking spot?

"I just want peace," right after posting a kiss-ass post about the pigs? You’re nothing but a dumb cum bucket for the HPD, bitch.

I’ve met liars, thieves, snitches, and straight-up assholes, but I ain’t never disliked anyone as much as I don’t like this one guy. And the worst part? He ain’t even interesting enough to be a villain, just fucking annoying.

Mardi Gras recap- Sold some questionable goods, watched a dude almost fight sunscreen, found out my sister dresses like a highlighter now, and somehow didn’t commit a felony. Personal growth? Debatable.

Biggest lesson? Don’t waste energy proving a point to people committed to misunderstanding you.

When you ghost the group chat but still lowkey, wanna see the mess.

Beautiful home for rent $450 a week. 200 prims. Message me if interested.

I move like a ghost, unseen when I want, unforgettable when I choose. Cross me once, and you'll remember me forever.

Do we like early mornings? Nuh! Just some of the crew!. Loyalty runs deep, trust is earned, and the streets remember who stands together.

Fuck that dating app LMAO!. Dating apps are like garage sales, people putting their best stuff on display, but deep down, you know there’s a reason they’re still available 😉

Broke a guy out of the hospital, dodged ghosts, dodged cops, and still made it home in time for a smoke. Just another day in Hathian.

If you’re gonna talk about me, at least make sure the story’s good. I like a little creativity in my haters 😌.

Inhale the good vibes, exhale the bullshit.

I am organizing a cause against HPD. If you want to help bring HPD to its knees, message me.

Finally home, and not a single cop in sight. Feels like a damn vacation. Might even light a candle and pretend I’m at a spa.

The Clam is about to get rocked! Buffy and the Slayers are bringing their "Taking Care of Business" tour to the Clam TOMORROW at 2 PM. Get ready to mosh, sing, and unleash your inner slayer! Save the date 26th February 🤘🎸

Don’t step into a warzone with a butter knife. When the bullets fly, I won’t be the one ducking bitch.

Damn, I made you drop the "good cop" act so fast that you had to block me just to save face. LMAO. That toy badge must’ve melted under the pressure. Maybe next time, don’t play detective if you can’t handle the heat. Damn rookie. Another cop blocked me. Next.

I made one cop block me. What cop is next 😳

Being a manager is tough, telling people what to do, making sure everything runs smoothly… sheesh. I need a break. Oh wait… that’s right, I’ve been on a break for the last two hours. Ooooh, the struggle. 😂

Need a peaceful place to live? Away from town, by the water, where it’s quiet? Bitch, I got you! Come stay with me, caravan life! L$200 per week (150 prims). Message me for details!

Mark your Calendars!

Keeping your sanity isn’t about being "strong" all the time. It’s about knowing when to step back, breathe, and remind yourself that not everything deserves your energy. Protect your peace, cut out the noise, and stop explaining yourself to people committed to misunderstanding you.

news.thecrackden.com/2025/02/hpd-... Lmao!

Answer this without crying, If you could meet your mother before you were born, what would you say to her? And no, “don’t get pregnant” is not an answer! OKAY ? lmao.

I’m glad there are still some decent people in this fucked up town of ours.

If you violate a woman, you are the lowest form of filth,beneath even the dirt people walk on. You don’t deserve breath, freedom, or a second of sympathy. You are a coward, a disgrace, and a waste of existence. The world will forget you, erase you, and leave you to rot in the nothingness you deserve

If you put your hands on a woman, you’re not even a man. You’re a pathetic excuse for a human. I won’t see you, acknowledge you, or waste a single thought on you. You’ll be nothing but a weak, empty shadow, a walking embarrassment, too cowardly to exist in my world.

Let me know if anyone is looking to rent a caravan on my beautiful property! $200 per week, great location, and a peaceful spot to stay. DM me for details!

Sis, I will be heading out of town for the day! I'll see you tomorrow! Stay out of trouble, and please let the Boss know! X @linacartel.bsky.social

We suffer more in our imagination than we do in reality.

The Clam stays the best spot, but some of y’all are real bold about skipping the tab. One of these days, y’all gonna learn.

Home is where the drama ends unless you bring it with you.

It’s definitely not normal for male cops to follow you into the shower and ask if you need help shaving… the fuck? Violet, I really hope you’re okay.

If you know someone named Violet, she was my cellmate. She went to shower, and I tried to advise her not to. After my burger, I was knocked out. They put something in my food. I never saw her again after that. If you know her, I need to know if she’s okay.

So, I was arrested, and during my stay, I witnessed a lot of horrible things. The jails are disgusting. I saw cops beat women so badly they were knocked out cold. And I’m pretty sure I heard someone being graped. The walls are thin.

Oooooh, trouble, going to be trouble! double trouble.

Tonight was a great success! Everyone showed up, there was no trouble, and I felt like a boss guarding that door. Can’t wait for the next one! @linacartel.bsky.social

I'm ready for you know what, for you know when! @linacartel.bsky.social

youtu.be/eMs6eI1VRBQ?... @lenaozaki.bsky.social Doing the C walk somewhere by the Clam LOL

Never a dull moment, sis lmao @linacartel.bsky.social

HPD out here rewriting history like we didn’t all witness their bullshit firsthand. Crooked cops stay lying through their teeth. Y’all ain’t fooling, nobody, fecken rookies.

Street market was dope! I saw a cookie that cost 30 bucks per cookie, must have been made with gold and diamonds or some shit, because damn. And they didn’t even have samples? Pfft. I went for the gooey double chocolate chip cookie only a buck each, and absolutely delicious!

@linacartel.bsky.social I have not slept yet! I want to catch some Zzzzz before work.