I mean it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump pushed Witkoff & Kushner so hard to seal the deal just to swing the Nobel prize.

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Since January, Democrats and anti-Trump voters have been talking about “the resistance.” Well, this is it. This shutdown is the one and only resistance. If the Ds buckle, it's over. Senate Ds need to hang tough and take the political pain now, because the party and nation may not get another chance.

I've been saying this for months. Those masked ice agents are all pardoned J6ers and other nefarious militia members.

If Putin, Zelenkyy and Netanyahu can weather years of bloody wars, Shumer, Jeffries and the Democratic party can weather a few weeks of furloughed jobs.

Senate Democrats can win the shutdown if they follow KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's how to win this thing....

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The dumbing down of the United States Senate.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

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Honored to be in group.

Apple's first foldable phone is set for 2026. Hey, maybe they want to bring back the rotary dial as well.

Wonder if Joni Ernst would tell the parents of those young flood victims, "We all are going to die." Because the Medicaid cuts she voted for could kill similar dozens of child cancer patients. Someone's precious child who has just as much right to a long life as the child victims in Kerr County

Not only that, they purposefully dropped this b.s. during the Texas floods tragedy so it would get buried in the news media.

Are CNN on-air talent purposely vapid or truly this dumb? Of course Democrats aren't proud of our country. We think the current POTUS is a criminal monster who is making the nation and world less stable. Why should we be proud of that?! Pay attention to us, not just the perverse "feelings" of MAGA.

I’m not a nuclear scientist, but I know that if you blow up a large pile of enriched uranium with the largest bombs in the world, there's going to be radiation fallout. So we either made a large swath of Iran uninhabitable, or they had already moved the nuclear treasure we sought to destroy.

Let's be clear- the United States killed Iranians tonight. Not just "nuclear facilities." Human beings.

It won't be regime change. It will be regime more of the same.

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This is the act of a truly evil man. And if you voted for him, it's reflective of you, too.

This is a highly perilous move and incredibly reckless leadership. The Iranians aren't going to immediately "surrender" in a war they didn't start. Demanding they do so is needlessly provocative. Our tough guy president could tough talk us into a war.

Heading to bed. As always, I pray for the state of Israel, for the safety & security of the Israeli people. I pray the Iranian people will know true freedom one day soon. And I pray the resistance here at home to the tyrant in the White House keeps growing by leaps & bounds.

Well, everyone who voted for Trump because "there were no new wars under his watch" can go choke on that rationale now.

Donald Trump has become convinced that Republicans cannot win the midterms, and that a blue wave would effectively end his presidency and confront him with two years of investigations and impeachment proceedings. He needs martial law as an excuse to cancel the midterms. So America is on a clock now.

A great song then and now.

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Hate to state the obvious, but the human trafficking charges against Abrego Garcia don’t stand a chance in hell of leading to conviction. All based on the contemporaneous conjecture of a discredited, crooked cop. He's literally being held on Trumped up charges. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

“I have no doubt that Trump’s hateful words are not behind me. I am certain he will escalate his campaign of political retribution. But, for my part, I will not stop fighting. I will never back down. And I will always speak out,” marcelias.bsky.social writes. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-t...

I don't know about an internal “civil war,” but there are certainly rifts developing between “grand old party”Republicans and the MAGA extreme right.

With all the hoopla today over April’s 177,000 new jobs, may I point out that under Joe Biden, from Jan. 2022 through 2024, we routinely surpassed 200,000 and even 300,000 new jobs every month. And if you include 2021, his total is an average of 388,000 jobs created per month.

I gotta say, Donald, India and Pakistan were getting along fine under Biden.

Should be a hat.

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Anybody wanna buy 28 dolls? I’ll need $85,000 to cover my tariff losses.

My interview about writing for Saturday Night Live. #SNL

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Pro Tip: Replace the one hour a week you spend watching “Real Time” with 2-3 episodes of “The Daily Show.” You'll laugh more, learn more, and there’s no unctuous Trump normalization lectures, so you won't feel like you have to take a shower afterward. youtu.be/0J24ZOiaTvw?...

A more cynical take: Putin uses brief ceasefires to reposition and resupply his ragged front line troops so he can pounce quickly upon the restart of hostilities - which always begin with a Russian surprise attack.

The IRS takes in $4Trillion/yr and the USA imports about $4Trillion worth of goods per year. An across-the-board tariff of 20% would earn $800 Billion. So how could you do away with the fed income tax? It would leave us $3.2 Trillion short on revenue. We'd need a 100% tariff to even out. #DoTheMath

Much as I admire Al Gore, his “Real Time” interview won't save democracy or slow down climate change. But after Bill Maher’s Trump fiasco, watching and supporting Bill’s career will damage both. Glad to hear that Gore is still sharp. But I’ll find his message somewhere else, thank you. #ImWithLarry

"Long story short, we need to get used to a market that's down every morning because the earnings won't matter in this environment. It will be the tariffs and the talk about firing Jay Powell that define this period." --Jim Cramer, CNBC