A not too distant future?

Why "by Thanksgiving"? To coincide with a huge Epstein doc dump, I’m betting. In Trump's warped mind he can bury the Epstein revelations over the holiday weekend with a so-called "historic peace deal."

A headline worthy of SNL's Jim Downey. We are living in bizarro world.

Immature? Sure. But if he can post the sombrero and sh*tbomb memes, we can post this.

Direct kickback to the airline industry for them lobbying to end the shutdown with a clean CR. White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...

Please help me compile a list of Dem politicians and other political pros who are on record as saying the shutdown fold was a bad move. I know these were angry: Bernie Sanders Elizabeth Warren AOC Chris Murphy Ro Khanna Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

Cut to: Wednesday, 11/4/26. Repubs just INCREASED their numbers in both chambers. Trump is gloating. And Democratic strategists are shaking their heads, wondering why Dem turnout was so abysmal. "Where'd the under-30 voters go?" BOOKMARK TODAY! This is where you lost them.

Wow I can't believe George Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans

No health care, no deal.

We just wanted to say thank you to everyone! ICE agents keep lying under oath, and you’re the reason the truth is coming out. Your videos and documentation have been crucial in revealing the truth behind those claims.

@smerconish.bsky.social When Dems wanted to pass a $3.5B spending bill, Joe Manchin withheld his vote, insisting they NEGOTIATE with him first. And he still ultimately killed the bill. Then Manchin did the same with the American Rescue Plan, trading his vote for kickbacks to the coal industry. 1/2

Call me crazy, but I don't believe Kim Kardashian really happened.

I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.

Trump demands Justice Dept. reimburse him $230 Million for legal costs of his past criminal cases. The man just loves to rack up impeachable offenses. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

I mean it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump pushed Witkoff & Kushner so hard to seal the deal just to swing the Nobel prize.

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Since January, Democrats and anti-Trump voters have been talking about “the resistance.” Well, this is it. This shutdown is the one and only resistance. If the Ds buckle, it's over. Senate Ds need to hang tough and take the political pain now, because the party and nation may not get another chance.

I've been saying this for months. Those masked ice agents are all pardoned J6ers and other nefarious militia members.

If Putin, Zelenkyy and Netanyahu can weather years of bloody wars, Shumer, Jeffries and the Democratic party can weather a few weeks of furloughed jobs.

Senate Democrats can win the shutdown if they follow KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's how to win this thing....

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The dumbing down of the United States Senate.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

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Honored to be in group.

Apple's first foldable phone is set for 2026. Hey, maybe they want to bring back the rotary dial as well.

Wonder if Joni Ernst would tell the parents of those young flood victims, "We all are going to die." Because the Medicaid cuts she voted for could kill similar dozens of child cancer patients. Someone's precious child who has just as much right to a long life as the child victims in Kerr County

Not only that, they purposefully dropped this b.s. during the Texas floods tragedy so it would get buried in the news media.

Are CNN on-air talent purposely vapid or truly this dumb? Of course Democrats aren't proud of our country. We think the current POTUS is a criminal monster who is making the nation and world less stable. Why should we be proud of that?! Pay attention to us, not just the perverse "feelings" of MAGA.

I’m not a nuclear scientist, but I know that if you blow up a large pile of enriched uranium with the largest bombs in the world, there's going to be radiation fallout. So we either made a large swath of Iran uninhabitable, or they had already moved the nuclear treasure we sought to destroy.

Let's be clear- the United States killed Iranians tonight. Not just "nuclear facilities." Human beings.

It won't be regime change. It will be regime more of the same.

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This is the act of a truly evil man. And if you voted for him, it's reflective of you, too.

This is a highly perilous move and incredibly reckless leadership. The Iranians aren't going to immediately "surrender" in a war they didn't start. Demanding they do so is needlessly provocative. Our tough guy president could tough talk us into a war.

Heading to bed. As always, I pray for the state of Israel, for the safety & security of the Israeli people. I pray the Iranian people will know true freedom one day soon. And I pray the resistance here at home to the tyrant in the White House keeps growing by leaps & bounds.

Well, everyone who voted for Trump because "there were no new wars under his watch" can go choke on that rationale now.

Donald Trump has become convinced that Republicans cannot win the midterms, and that a blue wave would effectively end his presidency and confront him with two years of investigations and impeachment proceedings. He needs martial law as an excuse to cancel the midterms. So America is on a clock now.

A great song then and now.