Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...

So, like, are active shooter drills at churches the solution? Because that’s what they decided for schools.

Fascist is as fascist does

Fascist is as fascist does

Is there a level beyond Dystopian Times? Is it Tristopian?

Facebook Marketplace is bringing unexpected joy to my day

America was given Project 2025 in writing and failed an open book test. In case you didn’t know, Brendan Carr was one of the authors.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." —Theodore Roosevelt

"Freedom of the press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose" — George Orwell

This is 2025, where opinions get you canceled, direct quotes get you fired, and calling for the death of homeless people is no big deal.

This is so messed up.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." —Theodore Roosevelt

"Freedom of the press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose" — George Orwell

Confession: I bought something at Target. I know we said we wouldn't. BUT I used a gift card to pay, so it doesn't count. That's how I'm girl-mathing the resistance.

Confession: I bought something at Target. I know we said we wouldn't. BUT I used a gift card to pay, so it doesn't count. That's how I'm girl-mathing the resistance.

I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.

When your 11 year old, pregnant, unvaccinated child bride can't check "What to Expect When You're Expecting" out from the school library, but has a bulletproof backpack and a midnight shift at the unregulated meat-packing facility, you might be living in Republican utopia.

When your 11 year old, pregnant, unvaccinated child bride can't check "What to Expect When You're Expecting" out from the school library, but has a bulletproof backpack and a midnight shift at the unregulated meat-packing facility, you might be living in Republican utopia.

If Peter Parker's alter ego was imagined in modern times, he would've been Spidey McBite-y

If a homeless person in Washington, DC refuses to go to a shelter, they will be fined and/or jailed. This reminds me of Nazi Germany, where homeless people were called “antisocial parasites of society”, removed from cities, and placed in concentration camps.

No amount of military deployment in DC is going to keep teenage girls from beating up the likes of Big Balls.

Maybe they should smile more OutKick host celebrates sex toys being thrown on WNBA courts: ‘It is funny’ and a ‘good time’ | The Independent

Listen, if Paramount/CBS want to claim they're ending The Late Show for financial reasons, I suggest we 𝑔𝑖𝒗𝑒 them financial reasons

It’s almost like you can’t whip a base into a fervor about exposing a sadistic cabal of people preying on children as a reason to vote for you and then try to convince those people it was all a hoax when you’re connected to it.

"All lives matter" "Except those ones" "Feed them to alligators" "Burn their food"

We've got more smoke arriving from Canada. But on the plus side, no tariffs on smoke from Canada - yet.

The line between politics and everyday life has become a questionably-existent gradient

I don’t want to go to sleep, for if I do, it will be tomorrow. And while today has limited time left in which to suck, tomorrow can take full advantage

You know that kid who talks tons of $hit about how good he is at the game? The kid with all the best gear because his parents bought it for him? And when he finally plays, he’s absolute trash? You know that guy? That’s the guy running the country.

For a small town, we had a huge (yuuugge) turnout!

For a small town, we had a huge (yuuugge) turnout!

No Kings!

Microsoft Teams, please add a feature to allow me to mute one person in particular. The rest of the meeting can proceed-- just make that 1 dude shut up. Many thanks

My older son has saved his little brother's contact info on the phone as "spare parts"

A business we compete with wants to gift me an all-expenses paid vacation but my boss and coworkers are super upset for some reason. They're saying it's a conflict of interest and questioning my loyalty, but I don’t see what the big deal is. It's a free trip because they just really like me.

It's a daffodil of a day 💛

It's my patriotic duty to tell Mehmet Oz to go fuck himself

The nominee for Surgeon General didn't even finish residency. MAGA misread meritocracy and went for mediocrity instead

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Time to bring back this completely unaltered and original photo of a fish I caught last summer

Itemized receipts are "hostile" and "political" now - got it

A little life update: I bought deli potato salad and the best compliment I could give it was "it's not bad... not like when you eat a bite and it gives you persistent trauma"

Why do you need a list of who is autistic?

I’m old enough to remember when Tesla was a viable car company.

Good news! I'm only 6 babies away from paying off my student loans

Look! I met a celebrity 💙 💙 💙 @realkylekeegan.bsky.social