We could've had VP Tim Walz sharing his Thanksgiving dressing recipe right now, but no

I'm tired of seeing the term underage girls, underage women. Children -- say children. They are preying on children.

Who among us hasn't -accidentally- nominated a child sex offender for Attorney General? Oh, most of us.

That Epstein thing sure blew over, huh?

I got this yarn called Impeachment and I think it's pretty perfect

Due to the rising cost of everything, Walmart will be changing their store-brand line to Mediocre Value

Is it just me or have the fun-sized candy bars gotten less fun-sized?

The good news is the “Student Loan Forgiveness” program at ICE isn’t likely to cost the taxpayer much at all.

Due to the rising cost of beef, we are renaming it: Helper

That’s a trillion dollar increase in two months.

I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything. And then I bulldozed the entire building.

Has anyone checked lately to see if the gold is still at Fort Knox?

I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything. And then I bulldozed the entire building.

"But other presidents changed the White House!" Yes and British troops who burnt it down during the War of 1812 were merely renovating

Hey kids, I just got my payout for attending the No Kings rally! -$4.99, also known as the cost of a sheet of posterboard. I can't wait til the next one! 💵💵💵

Alanis never covered "there's an AWS outage but your job uses Teams"

It's a lovely day to support democracy. #NoKings

I was stunned today to learn that Mitch McConnell isn’t dead yet.

Who's with me marching on Saturday? The first No Kings day was my first protest, but it won't my last. Let's go!

So, like, are active shooter drills at churches the solution? Because that’s what they decided for schools.

Fascist is as fascist does

Is there a level beyond Dystopian Times? Is it Tristopian?

Facebook Marketplace is bringing unexpected joy to my day

America was given Project 2025 in writing and failed an open book test. In case you didn’t know, Brendan Carr was one of the authors.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." —Theodore Roosevelt

"Freedom of the press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose" — George Orwell

This is 2025, where opinions get you canceled, direct quotes get you fired, and calling for the death of homeless people is no big deal.

This is so messed up.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." —Theodore Roosevelt

"Freedom of the press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose" — George Orwell

Confession: I bought something at Target. I know we said we wouldn't. BUT I used a gift card to pay, so it doesn't count. That's how I'm girl-mathing the resistance.

Confession: I bought something at Target. I know we said we wouldn't. BUT I used a gift card to pay, so it doesn't count. That's how I'm girl-mathing the resistance.

I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.

When your 11 year old, pregnant, unvaccinated child bride can't check "What to Expect When You're Expecting" out from the school library, but has a bulletproof backpack and a midnight shift at the unregulated meat-packing facility, you might be living in Republican utopia.

When your 11 year old, pregnant, unvaccinated child bride can't check "What to Expect When You're Expecting" out from the school library, but has a bulletproof backpack and a midnight shift at the unregulated meat-packing facility, you might be living in Republican utopia.

If Peter Parker's alter ego was imagined in modern times, he would've been Spidey McBite-y

If a homeless person in Washington, DC refuses to go to a shelter, they will be fined and/or jailed. This reminds me of Nazi Germany, where homeless people were called “antisocial parasites of society”, removed from cities, and placed in concentration camps.

No amount of military deployment in DC is going to keep teenage girls from beating up the likes of Big Balls.

Maybe they should smile more OutKick host celebrates sex toys being thrown on WNBA courts: ‘It is funny’ and a ‘good time’ | The Independent

Listen, if Paramount/CBS want to claim they're ending The Late Show for financial reasons, I suggest we 𝑔𝑖𝒗𝑒 them financial reasons

It’s almost like you can’t whip a base into a fervor about exposing a sadistic cabal of people preying on children as a reason to vote for you and then try to convince those people it was all a hoax when you’re connected to it.

"All lives matter" "Except those ones" "Feed them to alligators" "Burn their food"

We've got more smoke arriving from Canada. But on the plus side, no tariffs on smoke from Canada - yet.

The line between politics and everyday life has become a questionably-existent gradient

I don’t want to go to sleep, for if I do, it will be tomorrow. And while today has limited time left in which to suck, tomorrow can take full advantage

You know that kid who talks tons of $hit about how good he is at the game? The kid with all the best gear because his parents bought it for him? And when he finally plays, he’s absolute trash? You know that guy? That’s the guy running the country.

For a small town, we had a huge (yuuugge) turnout!