Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes. Murray: And what is the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2%.

We cannot accept the reckless use of deadly force by federal agents as normal. There is a pattern of this administration misleading the public and withholding key facts after these killings.

He never deleted it.

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

Pleased to see the quilts made for Toward 2050 that included my panels.

Reading ”The End of the World As We Know It” which is a collection of stories inspired by “The Stand” and I’m thinking I really need King to write a happy ending story. He seems to predict things.

When you realize that one of your fav authors (@gailcarriger.bsky.social) really does think like you. I've felt this for years. Paraphrasing from the latest chirrup "a country music song or a turn of the century Russian novel have far more in common than you might think."

Tell me more about Trump/Republican family values… www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

My new kitten is snuggling with me! Adopted her two weeks ago and now I can’t go to bed :)

The Sabres had a great run. I wish we could’ve advanced but …. Anyway rooting for Montreal to win the whole thing now.

When did I miss the shimmer? i mean when the timeline gets effed up there’s a shimmer right?!?

The Sabres made me sad last night. I’m happy for the playoffs but it’s disappointing that we can’t get deeper. We could win the next two games and advance but I don’t see how this team can get thru more rounds. I hope they prove me wrong!

I love this.

All I want for Mothers Day is the Epstein Files.

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...

Without these long-term research programs, there is no #2026MMM

Me too

White male privilege is Geno getting to disrepect a Black woman peer on national television as his team lost and have sports media run cover for him. #Misogynoir is Dawn getting critiqued for defending herself and her team from said abuse, all while knowing she could never behave the same way.

The Trump administration is attempting to dismantle the U.S. Forest Service. The goal is to cause constant chaos so you can’t follow what’s happening day to day. Here is what’s going on. BREAKING: The administration just announced a sweeping restructuring and it’s as bad as it sounds.

WINNER of the #2026MMM CHAMPIONSHIP: HUMPBACK WHALE! Please join us next year for #2027MMM! Don't forget: if you're learning, you're winning.

EXTINCTION IS FOREVER AND THAT'S SO METAL ROUND 2 WINNERS: #2026MMM #2026mmm Steller's Sea Cow, Baiji, Aurochs, Wild Dromedary Camel, Honey Badger, Pacific Lamprey, Gila Monster, and Ossifrage Please join us WEDNESDAY 3/25 at 8PM EST for the SWEET SIXTEEN!

No matters who wins, we humans already lost. But we can still save their relatives #2026MMM

Given tonight's #2026MMM, you might wonder how do we recover DNA from ancient animals or humans? To find out see www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_y...!

HUMPBACK WHALE ASIAN ELEPHANT INDIAN RHINO COMMON HIPPO GIRAFFE MOUNTAIN GORILLA BORNEAN ORANGUTAN ARABIAN ORYX ADVANCE!!! #2026MMM

Happy #2026MMM Wild Card Eve to all who celebrate!

Please don’t forget to vote today! Texas, Arkansas, and North Carolina are kicking off the 2026 midterm cycle with their primary elections.

Guess The Clinton’s didn’t capture the headlines enough. 45 is awful to start a war during the Olympics. The para athletes should have been able to enjoy their sport too without angst.

Rereading “Twelve Months” before it goes back to the library. My fav line is when Harry is talking about Mab: “She can’t speak untruth,” I said. “Don’t confuse that with an inability to deceive.”

I am sad the Olympics are almost over. It’s been a fun distraction from our political hellscape. Have any athletes defected from the US? I remember when that was a thing the other way.

Just realized it’s Ash Wednesday. I usually find Lent a useful experience with focused charitable tasks and mental clarity. But right now, honestly, I’m a bit sad my leftovers from dinner will get pushed off a day.

This makes me angry.

I stand with the US Olympic Team. This administration is a joke

Go Seahawks and Bad Bunny.

Tonight we watch luge. Curating my own #Olympics experience is pretty cool.

Happy for #Olympics curling tonight.

It doesn’t appear Jack Chalker is a bad guy, but his stuff definitely is misogynistic. Still love “Rings of the Master” though.

ICE seems to be in Buffalo if my feed on Facebook is accurate. Feeling mad and sad at the same time. I hate this turn of the wheel.

On CNN, Anderson Cooper using the sentence "That was a lie" over and over tonight regarding the words of Noem, Miller and Bovino.

Seems the left is eating it's own again. Just learned a vibrant and dedicated poster got piled on, and deleted their account, because people decided to get mad at him. Team Blue needs to stay focused on MAGA. Getting us to argue amongst ourselves is how they came to power in the first place.

"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know. This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.

Seahawks vs Patriots Superbowl Nobody wants this

Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands…. Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those

After that lackluster #AFC “championship” game I hope the #NFL realizes how badly they screwed the #Bills along with themselves.

Reading “Twelve Months”, the new book in The Dresden Files. Hoping Jim Butcher is ok. He really went thru something. #DresdenFiles

Kudos! Tagging #polin fans to share!

Deserve means nothing in this sport. But McDermott did not *deserve* to lose his job based on his performance this year. But a fresh restart was probably necessary. That Brandon Beane is staying, based on what he put together this season, is dumbfounding

With Chicago eliminated I don’t care about #NFL football anymore this season. My cousins love Denver but its gonna take a miracle for them to win using a backup QB.