Got bored in an escape room and started cleaning it up and afterwards the game master wanders out like "whoever put all those marbles back I love you"

You know those piano pieces that are a lot easier to play than they sound? I'm learning some songs that are, like... the opposite of that 😭

Sang a really intense song for karaoke tonight and made a conscious effort to bop along and everything but I watch back the video and I'm still cold as ice lol. I guess at least its a good singing demonstration for how it actually takes very little energy to belt when you do it correctly.

Music teacher joke is that students always say "I played it better at home." Weird thing about me as an experienced performer is I actually sound better when playing in front of other people, because when I'm practicing at home I'm always experimenting with one thing or another.

Online singing gurus: "If your vibrato is too slow its a Wobble. You don't want a Wobble." Me: What if I like the Wobble????

Many Star Trek bottle episodes are my favorites actually

Who even invented wasabi peas?

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Hot take but life gets easier when you realize you can never ever change a stranger's mind just by saying "you're wrong about that"

If you're always thinking bad thoughts about yourself, you'll assume everyone else is, too. If you try to think positively about yourself...

It's almost like riling up a bunch of folks with anger management issues by making wild lies and grand promises, and then breaking all the promises and exposing all the lies, might make those angry people....angry and ready to lash out. Huh. Who'da thunk?

I'm really not enjoying Twin Peaks season 3 but comparing it to season 1 is really teaching me a lot about my personal tastes in fiction.

I need to remember that cleaning and organizing my apartment makes me feel really good when I'm stressed out, because a childhood of "clean your room" but never getting proper support or education on how to actually do that traumatized me out of it.

Well, look at that! Fire horses. Happy Lunar New Year, all who celebrate!

The regime is so cooked. This is the spirit of the American people.

Let's all turn this momentum into the 21st century Mutual Aid Revolution.

Love how subtle and understated a lot of the romantic relationships are in 90s Star Trek. It's like queer baiting except its for everybody.

Our country was founded on slavery, of course shit was going to hit the fan (again).

People find my posts confusing because they can’t tell if I’m anti-AI or pro-AI. To me that’s like asking if I’m anti-internet or pro-internet. It’s a tool that can be used to build great things and also create terrible outcomes. We wouldn’t have Trump without the internet but I’m not anti-internet

Turns out gender transition makes you more confident, surprised Pikachu face.

We have built a world that only works for people at the center of the curve and pathologizes everyone else.

i played ddr for 20 minutes and now my arms are tired??????????

If such a deeply evil man is allowed to be the president, then you're allowed to have a few personality flaws.

We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

I really think I need to make a religious devotion level of commitment to getting at least 15 minutes of cardio every day

I love ignoring my check engine light and then it goes away

not me hoarding DDR simfiles and never actually playing any of them

Im gonna try to stop evaluating art as "good vs bad" or "liked it vs didn't" but now as "would the world be missing out if this hadn't been made"

My 6th sense for detecting drama-prone people is proving (to my dismay) to be even better than I once thought. I should probably trust it more. But what do I even tell people? "Sorry but I don't think we should work with this person. They failed my vibe check. No I cannot provide details."

Let's not pack up and go home yet, guys, keep on the pressure until they prove to keep their promises.

The thing is, we will win.

These days I literally only play this thing at protest events

I wanna visit Japan again so bad right now

I used to get a visual migraine aura about once a year. I've had 3 in the past 2 weeks. I'm gonna blame it on the government.

Today's weird project was hot gluing a yoga mat to the bottom of my dancepad

unexpected difficulty in the activism work im doing is that I'm rapidly losing patience in everyone else's technological incompetence.

When you're disagreeing with children's tv show characters how can you NOT realize you're the villain of the story at this point

my new mental picture when I think "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH"

I don't know Spanish and I don't know who Bad Bunny is but I do feel like I just got a direct IV infusion of Latin American culture from that halftime show anyway and that's pretty cool. I hope someone smarter than me can explain everything I missed.

They're gonna look back on this point in American history and go "so they were trying to do slavery again just with extra steps" UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm trying to learn to fry scream and all I wound up with was a stronger vibrato instead

So I performed at a proper karaoke bar for the first time last night and apparently just blew everyone away but I didnt think I was that much better than anyone else there so I've spent all day trying to figure out what I was doing differently then my friend said it was something to do with...

I mean this is supervillain level shit this is unbelievable. Btw here's a generator that could help you generate garbage data to report to ICE. Just a fun thought experiment, I'd never suggest you actually use it. perchance.org/fake-ice-tips

this is so funny. Sometimes there's genuine right-wing reporting that sounds like this.

now that I actually have a little bit of disposable income I think I'm on the verge of getting addicted to buying Penny's Box BJDs I dont have a gambling problem until centaurs get involved

haven't even finished sculpting my first BJD yet and I have the hubris to think I can improve on double-jointed knee technology

Beautiful, holy shit

The time for a general strike was yesterday. Sign your card now generalstrikeus.com