If I had a nickel for every time this month I've gone "I'll just make a new document and write the first sentence and finish it later" and then proceed to finish the whole thing in one sitting, I'd have at least 25 cents.

im so lucky that my squishy cat tolerates me squishing her to within an inch of her life

Saying "ICE, Border Patrol, and DHS must pay for their grave sins against the country" would have made people nervously look at their feet and shuffle away at a party a few years ago but now grandma will do shots with you if you say this stuff.

Growth is going from "I'm so weird I need to stop acting weird so people accept me" to "what weird habits can I make my characters do so that people like me will see themselves in my work"

Not all daydreaming is "maladaptive" daydreaming is not inherently bad. Using your imagination to tell yourself little stories is free fun and entertainment. Its not bad to tell yourself stories while you fall asleep. Dreaming and imagining are good things.

Advice that will instantly make your comic book dialogue better! Pretend you have to pay ten cents for every word. Or even just imagine you're going to have to draw out all the dialogue by hand. Do you really need that line? Do you REALLY need it?

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

I realized when I want to call for my cat what I would do is say her name with the same kind of intonation that she meows at me when she's trying to get my attention.

I've come to the realization that I don't read enough fanfiction in my life. This is being corrected immediately.

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Me panicking: I can't keep straining my voice at choir rehearsal I'm going to get vocal nodules then lose my voice then die My voice 1 hour later: back to normal Me: oh ok nvm

Belting with incorrect singing technique: strain and pain and misery. Feels bad man. Belting with correct singing technique: feels like a vocal chord massage. It's actually so satisfying holy shit.

dude i love cats. look at this

Let's do drugs!!! (migraine cocktail)

This illustrates that DC has failed us and we have to understand that the power center is shifting to states. Learn this lesson. Pay attention to your state and local issues, races, elections. As the federal govt shrinks states will pick up the slack.

For the people who think they are bothering the artist by commissioning them again and again YOU ARE NOT!! WE LOVE YOU!! 😳💗 Biggest form of flattery in my mind!

Give it to me gay, doc...

friend posted a photo from a hangout I went to the other day with me in the background and this may be the first time in my life that I didnt cringe at a photo of myself HOLY SHIT GUYS HRT REALLY WORKS

Part 2 of how my new Thoth deck has me reading tarot in a weird new way: I did a 5 card spread that just went left to right, based on some related questions I wrote myself. The final card struck me like the ending of the story. I realized I could read the whole spread left to right like a story.

Character I've drawn like 20 times: Easy, perfect, flawless, looks amazing every time Character I've drawn like 800 times but also haven't drawn recently: Everything is horrible everything is wrong I'm a fraud I'm going to quit art forever now

guy I've never met at a queer hangout last night: I've never been able to crochet a magic circle, five different people have tried to teach me but it never works me: bet

drew another one! Maybe by this time next year I'll have finally started the webtoon....maybe

out of nowhere I wanted to start working on this webcomic idea again. Which for now means drawing a bunch of incorrect quotes I found on tumblr.

small brain: I am tough, I can tolerate suffering. big brain: I don't deserve to suffer just because I can tolerate it. galaxy brain: I am tough and I can tolerate suffering and I don't deserve to suffer just because I can tolerate it.

kind of surprised by how tightly my cat will let me squeeze her sometimes lmao

RWS tarot is for the neurotypical and Thoth tarot is for the Autistics prove me wrong

me trying to find my own truth within all the world religions and I basically just reinvented Unitarian Universalism which I already knew about all along 🙄

I'm learning to read the Thoth #tarot deck and to fully appreciate it you apparently have to learn a lot of weird esoteric information. I mean A LOT OF INFORMATION. Luckily I am a huge nerd who loves to learn random shit.

Reframe how you think of inconvenience: my executive (dys)function strategy, a thread What do you think of as a "small" inconvenience or a "big" inconvenience? For a moment, subtract those words. Now imagine, any time any kind of inconvenience happens to you, (1/3)

Me every night for the past week: "oh I'll just play a little piano before I go to bed" *proceeds to stay up an hour and a half past my bedtime* Will I ever learn

Critical language for unification! Use this for any attacks from maga. They are slow learners. Don't insult when engaged & use their own words against them but in like a questionable form. The only way to make America great again is to unite & redesign the system against oppression of any kind.

Every time you like an artist’s artwork, an angel grows their wings. Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.

Singing along to the fundamental pitch of my vacuum cleaner I have completed my transformation into an insufferable choir kid.

If you're making art for fun and not a career (and sometimes even for a career) remember that your enjoyment of your own work needs to come BEFORE anything else like "quality" or your "audience." PRIORITIZE IT OVER EVERYTHING ELSE. MAXIMIZE YOUR JOY. Not me having forgotten to do that for a while

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Starting to feel like learning to play Don't Fight the Music on piano is more possible for me than beating it on Master difficulty

oh boy oh boy i can finally join the "transmascs who've cut their face while shaving" club

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

I made gyoza and they were too hot and I let them cool down too long and then they were too cold and my life is so hard....

hurt people hurt people <3 the entire country is in self-defense mode. We can only throw our hearts wide open and prove we can take it until everyone realizes they can take it, too, and everything gets better

The AI generated overview of reviews for a V for Vendetta costume says it's "ideal for both Halloween and rioting scenarios" in case you were looking for that sort of thing.

I can't believe i almost missed Mizu5 on the English server i caught up like 4 hours before it ended

THIS ONE IS EMPTY!!!!!!

Definitely a sign of the greatest economy in history when people need to finance their hamburger.

The White House and other government entities are joining Bluesky as I type. That will bring a new group to bsky that many have not dealt w before. Don't engage, just block their asses. Give them no oxygen, starve them out. 💙✌🏻💙 They may arrive tomorrow

you'd think David Lynch had never heard of strobe lights before the last two episodes of Twin Peaks

me yelling at my cat drooling on me YOU ARE A SENSORY NIGHTMARE WRAPPED IN FUR!!!!!!!!!

complain all you want about Windows 11 but I just discovered it fixed my bugged out built-in Japanese IME typing mode