@gropher.bsky.social has been summoned.

Accurate

Well sh!T

always remember that u are someone’s greatest fumble

Piers Morgan is bragging about his accomplishments again

If I’m unavailable it’s because I’m in a group holiday …

The smears and jeers are from inside the house

If I’m unavailable it’s because I’m in a group holiday …

If I won a million dollars, I wouldn't have to think twice about donating a quarter of it to charity because $999,999.75 is still a lot of money at the end of the day.

I am the hot pocket

The dad joke I’m here for

@gropher.bsky.social sent me a version of this, and I had t'make my own t'share with y'all. No #FAFO right now, please... 😋😋😋

Can you help me with it, Daddy? 🥺🥺

So ai is suggesting recipes for Donner Lake meatballs 🤔

Important notice

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.