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Omen: New column. We’ve been insane for some time. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/nerd...

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"If I make just the right comment I can convince MAGALOVER!1888 to change his mind!"

A client commission of some Little Dudes working on a buggy for their client species of war-like reptilian beings. I like working out of non-humanoids might perform the mundane work we humans are used to. Why not hang from the ceiling?

If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help. The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later: thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/

being a conservative grifter like this is crazy because how do you completely flip on one of your most central supposed beliefs like this. like this is absurd. does this not embarrassing them at all

"What you so-called progressives fail to understand is that, if you refuse to vote for someone who'll throw *you* under a bus, I might end up with someone who'll throw *me* under a bus, which is obviously unethical." It's all so exhausting.

At best this is the federal government misinforming the public about their Constitutional Rights

This ad made me lock my doors and now I am afraid I am gonna be haunted by forsaken children. Is milk how they get into my home? Quick, throw away all the milk!

It is weird getting Google photo, "memories," of my cats. It seems like yesterday I got Dipper and Mabel and they were so afraid of even looking at me. Now they rub against me and sleep with me. Poor unsocialized babies have gotten to the point of, "Dad is ok, in small doses."

I need someone who likes Musk to please explain to me why they respect him when he is clearly one of the dumbest people alive today.

There are some weeks when I write the final line of an article and sigh knowing the job was well done. This was one of those weeks. Did you know you should hate Bear Grylls? Here's a brief explanation of why, with even more in this weeks behind the scenes for patrons!

@youknowlydia.bsky.social found out the UK has a reality TV show called Celebrity Bear Hunt and knew that no matter what the premise was she would be watching all eight episodes in two days and reporting back to you. Read all about it for FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/upse...

The liberal mind cannot comprehend that two things can be true Republicans are evil and Democrats are complicit in compromising with that evil

Ike Muringal of Minneapolis was forcibly taken to a detention facility in El Paso, TX by ICE. please donate to his fundraiser here to support his legal and travel costs. 💔

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Liberals, channel your anger into the additive manufacturing of a firearm

The past few days I have been super ill and the world has run a competition to see if it can keep topping dystopian nonsense it can show me. I need a bit of a recharge, so could you all tell me something good that happened to you? I am still in the fight, I just need to recover some hp.

As promised, audio of Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese answering my questions is in today's episode of It Could Happen Here. You can also listen to him admit he has no idea what happens when your financial data gets stolen here.

A lot of people are easier to understand once you realize they treat everything as though sports teams. Politics? Sports team. Religion? Sports team. Is what’s being said logical? Which team is saying it? If it’s my team, I’d better support it. Their victories are mine, too. Other team suck.

HE WALKED AWAY FROM THE SHOOTING JUST FINE WHAT DO YOU MEANS ITS HARD TO BELIEVE HE IS ALIVE

@seemoreevil.bsky.social promises to be kind to you, next year. This year, he's kicking things off with a Civil War quiz book written by a man with some very specific ideas about the Civil War. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...

This movie is a crime, and I will one day forgive 1900 hotdog for introducing it to me. I will also never stop thanking them.

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

The crystalline cloakmouth, a creature from the deep oceans of the birrin world of Chriirah. Prey lured to the glowing esca find themselves impaled by the glassy jaws, before the veil-like mouth closes around them.

at least one prominent influencer will literally shit themselves to death this year. Mark it.

There is a perverse pleasure I take blasting queer pop music while driving past the neighbor's house with the Trump and Charlie Kirk memorial flags.

So with our annexation of Venezuela what happens to the citizens of Venezuela? What is their legal status and if the country is under direct US governorship do we just have 28 million people who are under no legal jurisdiction? I am bracing myself for serious abuses in the near future.

Hey body, so what's the after holiday plan? "Produce thick mucus and stiffen the joints! The suffering must continue!" Wow that's not fun, anything I can do to deal with that? "Crying mostly!"

I made a Ko-Fi donation initiative since my husband mentioned there will be fees for him being released. For now I set it at $2k, anything left over is being donated to Palestine charities. Anything helps, and I’m very grateful for all the support I’ve gotten. ko-fi.com/velvetcrowes...

"Look I just want to inspect the children! Why won't you reveal them to me and my camera?!" Good Godfrey, the stones on this man.

Time for the best of @mikedrucker.bsky.social to help you into the new year upsettingly and for FREE. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/best...

Maga cannot understand culture or art. They assume that art is just fluff and doesn't really matter, and there is no meaning behind the work, or any message behind it. It is why they are flummoxed that people are offended by their theft and bastardization of it.

Our podcast roundup with incredible Christmas art by @katzatstudios.com is now live! Check it out for the artwork alone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/podc...

Go ahead, leave your kids with The Nanny, she truly is spirited and roots out any trouble. At least that is what Oliver and Tina found out. Muhahaha

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I have been saying it for years, Trump needs a grippy sock vacation. A long one.

now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy

I don't understand the fetish that we men have with suffering. Enjoy your sweet treats, cuddle a kitten, do what makes you smile. Life is too short not to. You think our ancestors would shit their britches over blackberry cobbler?

Hey what are those alarm klaxons sounding for? And why are all those red flags dropping from the ceiling for? "You sound beautiful and cute..." Ahh, that's why.

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I love reading my old articles and remembering the horrors I have witnessed.

youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc?... Thought this needed more attention as we are seeing a lot of lunacy in my beastly country with people claiming vaccines are dangerous.

The best of Bugg kicks off our Best Of’s week. Happy Holidays, here are some FREE Lydia Bugg articles just for you. You’re our favorite reader. Don’t tell anyone else we gave you this. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/best...

Hey folks, a good dude needs some help. I know him, I trust him, and he just needs a little end of the year help. ko-fi.com/bryyourguy If you can spare a dollar or two to help out a good person then rad. If not then please think good thoughts for him.

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I am starting to feel overwhelmed with the holidays and like I am gonna disappoint the people I love, and I know if I am feeling that then you wonderful and empathetic people are likely too. It is ok to want to cry. But always remember, they love you for a damn good reason, and you are enough!