The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

the amount of drama over the winner of finding mr christmas in this hallmark movie facebook group and the fact he won’t even be a lead in his first movie but in a secondary role…I am reading every post and expanding every comment section

you’re my sugar fly butter baby

tristan jarry rn, rip king

I hate the part of writing where I know it's over for the day but maybe if I click between the dozens of tabs I have open for 30 minutes straight it will come back

submitting this in lieu of my phq-9 at my annual physical this week

I don't know when the apple music equivalent of spotify wrapped drops but I do know I am guarding mine with my life because there is going to be some weird shit at the top, including (with 100% certainty) the ted neeley version of gethsemane and europapa

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

Never forget what they took from us

Legit thought this eagles Santa was holding a gun.

Death Cube for Cutie

tbh I think one of the saddest things about how the internet has changed is that I was initially introduced to it as a fan space (seriously, I remember how long the one nsync fansite I would always visit took to load) and loved it as a place to connect with other people who love the same things

good news is I can rewatch it five more times before I have watched one full breaking bad

me on my tenth rewatch of jenny nicholson's galactic starcruiser still claiming I don't have time to watch breaking bad once

maybe i am going insane

read through the blues traveler wikipedia page last night so I’m prepared to shoehorn some fresh trivia unrelated to the rest of the topic into at least one thanksgiving conversation

finished the first draft of a massive project that has been making my head hurt for a week, christmas tree is decorated, heated rivalry picked up by hbo, broccoli cheese soup for dinner

just realized capri suns are named after the island of capri, not sure why my child mind decided they were named after capri pants and why I thought that sounded plausible until now

do I miss the penguins or do I miss having something to regularly make silly memes for on a version of twitter that no longer exists, much to think about

when the do-do-doop-dum of always be my baby hits

at my funeral I want them to play the 1080p 1996 mariah carey live at the tokyo dome full concert that opens with her wearing a black leather trench over a black turtleneck singing emotions and ends with her wearing a red mini dress and white patent gogo boots singing all I want for christmas is you

reddit final boss, I just KNOW this person is on bluesky bc they have the perfect vibe to be here

engaging in wealth redistribution* thanks to the generous bonus I received from my last job** thank you to my former employer *buying full-size candy bars to give out on halloween **40-hour PTO cashout due to being laid the fuck off

I am booked and busy through EOY thanks for asking

recession indicator this, recession indicator that, let me know when a song is #1 on the billboard charts with a line like "I'm down like the economy"

it's listening to jeff buckley o clock

this shaved ice story is the gift that keeps on giving

replacing 99.9% of national news with local news has done wonders for my mental health and given me a lot to talk about in my daily life, I rewatch the chili's reopning video like once a month

amazing how much more creative bandwidth I have when I am not spending all week writing a million 6 Signs Your Drain Needs to Be Unclogged or 10 Factors Maryland Courts Consider When Determining Child Custody blogs

I Shall Be Released has to be one of the top Multiple Great Covers That All Transform The Song Into Their Song songs, totally different song from dylan to nina simone to the band to jeff buckley to joan baez to big mama thornton

me the second "but it's different now that I'm poor and aging/I'll never see this face again" hits

helped land a huge contract at my new job, temps in the 40s overnight, rediscovered Turn On the Bright Lights, chili on the stove cornbread in the oven, we are so back and have never been more back-er

Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain

me when I see top 1% poster and top 1% commenter

there should be a button you can press that blocks these people automatically, what a combo of "achievements"

my husband calls them visual nightmares but I have come around to unironically adoring them

joined a facebook group for a prolific puzzle artist and you would not believe how drama-free the group is but how drama-rich the surrounding community can be. puzzles!!! jigsaw puzzles you can buy at walmart!!!

just remembered Lillix, have to be one of the only people remembering Lillix

it is crazy how much british people are doing right tv-wise, taskmaster, midsomer murders, four in a bed, come dine with me, bake off, they really have a good thing cooking over there

not to wifepost on main but one of the greatest mysteries of my life is how this happens at the end of putting away laundry within 6 months of getting new socks, where do they go will they return how why who what when where

mock-up

pitch: bluesky button you press and it makes your discover feed good

it only took 9 years 9 months 3 weeks and 2 days of marriage, but my husband finally independently requested to watch one of the greatest seasons of reality television ever created, season 2 of project runway

MILMNJ=man I love my new job

Allegheny West. Allegheny Ave - Taco Bell. Caller said that some guy just stole a giant Taco Bell sign and is fleeing, slowly, on foot.

the miley cyrus live cover of wrecking ball that transitions into nothing compares 2 u is so good man, I really want a miley cover album that is just one hit wonders, miley cyrus groove is in the heart, miley cyrus come on eileen, miley cyrus you get what you give, miley cyrus harper valley pta